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Aferisan posted:but wen ur young u dont need money 2 get women. True to a degree, but rich old dudes can totally cuck young dudes with their wallets, if it comes to that. Enjoy your youth, son, and have as much sex as you possibly can when you can.
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Dear OP, please do not judge me for having my doubts. Thanks.
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Blackdog420 posted:Dear OP, please do not judge me for having my doubts. Skepticism is healthy, but this is true. Believe it or not, your choice. Like, it was loving decadent. Imagine a week of no responsibilities, perfect weather, complete and total privacy, with a hot girl who likes to 1. Have sex 2. Drink 3. Smoke 4. Laugh
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i imagine a day my hardily engineered reptilian exoskeletal structure can no longer hold taut, youthful synthetic flesh, then i just call up hr, wait on hold for what seems like an eternity while they fwd my call through to logistics (all the while, u gotta imagine, my mansuit is rapidly deteriorating into a series of artifacts likable to bad mpeg-flv encoding) and order a new fleshsuit. then i'm good to go. i order a kilo of blow and the world is once again my oyster. gently caress all ha8rs, bihtc.
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Izumi Konata posted:i imagine a day my hardily engineered reptilian exoskeletal structure can no longer hold taut, youthful synthetic flesh, then i just call up hr, wait on hold for what seems like an eternity while they fwd my call through to logistics (all the while, u gotta imagine, my mansuit is rapidly deteriorating into a series of artifacts likable to bad mpeg-flv encoding) and order a new fleshsuit. then i'm good to go. i order a kilo of blow and the world is once again my oyster. gently caress all ha8rs, bihtc. Can you have sex with yourself?
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Sep 4, 2014 23:18
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dunno, never tried.
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Sep 4, 2014 23:22
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can anyone tell me how i get girl to sex with me?
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Sep 4, 2014 23:24
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BombiTheZombie posted:can anyone tell me how i get girl to sex with me? you sit outside domino's pizza in ur BMW your mum bought you OR walk up and down your street. in either case a beautiful hot blonde model will approach you and ask to have sex and if this doesn't happen you go on a shooting spree hth
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Sep 4, 2014 23:43
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BombiTheZombie posted:can anyone tell me how i get girl to sex with me? Find someone more desperate (at that moment) than you.
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Sep 4, 2014 23:45
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Aferisan posted:How do I ask a girl to sex? BombiTheZombie posted:can anyone tell me how i get girl to sex with me? Have you two considered having sex with each other? You seem to have some common interests.
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Sep 4, 2014 23:45
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lol
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Sep 4, 2014 23:47
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redshirt posted:Actually like a couple of days ago but I'm prepared to answer questions. your dad sounds awesome
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Sep 4, 2014 23:51
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i had sex literally once in my lifetime but since it happened after 8 years of jerking it several times daily i didnt actually feel anything lol
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Sep 4, 2014 23:52
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redshirt posted:Actually like a couple of days ago but I'm prepared to answer questions. take a shower for gently caress's sake
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Sep 4, 2014 23:56
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gnarlyhotep posted:take a shower for gently caress's sake Are you crazy?! And wash away the sex juice? Also: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3662634&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#pti25
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Sep 4, 2014 23:59
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Also, the sex smell. I find myself sniffing laundry.
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Sep 5, 2014 01:32
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Seriously, it's not that hard to get sex. I mean, look at me, I'm a hideous stereotypical goon, and I have two different sources for sex. That are aware of each other no less. AND I was living in my parents' basement at the time that I started dating both these ladies (this detail has changed since). Basically, my only tactics are to not come off as creepy (which rules out most goons, I know) and to be up front with girls that I'm very attracted to them. That's really all I can advise. That, and maybe make sure you don't go after people who are crazier than you are. If you follow all this and still can't find someone, you might just be too ugly for love, hth.
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Choco1980 posted:Seriously, it's not that hard to get sex. I mean, look at me, I'm a hideous stereotypical goon, and I have two different sources for sex. That are aware of each other no less. AND I was living in my parents' basement at the time that I started dating both these ladies (this detail has changed since). Basically, my only tactics are to not come off as creepy (which rules out most goons, I know) and to be up front with girls that I'm very attracted to them. That's really all I can advise. That, and maybe make sure you don't go after people who are crazier than you are. Yeah but not everybody's moms and grandmoms is sluts.
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Sep 5, 2014 01:36
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Also I don't do slamwhales. I only sex attractive ladies
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Sep 5, 2014 01:38
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Aferisan posted:Also I don't do slamwhales. I only sex attractive ladies attractive is relative
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redshirt posted:Also, the sex smell. I find myself sniffing laundry. 
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Sep 5, 2014 02:00
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But it's all faded now a week later. 
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Sep 5, 2014 02:22
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Kyrie eleison posted:also having sex isn't impressive in its own right. most sex is really, really loving boring and dull and uninteresting. totally unnoteworthy. oh boy i used somebody else's body to cum and made them cum. wow. that's really interesting poo poo. aren't you the WoW sperg with the anime wall?
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Choco1980 posted:Seriously, it's not that hard to get sex. I mean, look at me, I'm a hideous stereotypical goon, and I have two different sources for sex. That are aware of each other no less. AND I was living in my parents' basement at the time that I started dating both these ladies (this detail has changed since). Basically, my only tactics are to not come off as creepy (which rules out most goons, I know) and to be up front with girls that I'm very attracted to them. That's really all I can advise. That, and maybe make sure you don't go after people who are crazier than you are. Yeah but...
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Sep 5, 2014 03:00
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same OP
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Choco1980 posted:I mean, look at me, I'm a hideous stereotypical goon can we see a photo?
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Morkyz posted:same OP Sweet. Sex for everyone!
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Sep 5, 2014 04:54
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plumper fuckbus posted:hows your rear end in a top hat lol LMFAO
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Sep 5, 2014 04:56
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My rear end in a top hat remains inviolate; her rear end in a top hat, however, was manipulated.
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Sep 5, 2014 05:14
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redshirt posted:My rear end in a top hat remains inviolate; her rear end in a top hat, however, was manipulated. everytime i poop, i remember u, and my sphincter contracts vigilantly.
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Sep 5, 2014 05:38
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redshirt posted:her rear end in a top hat, however, was manipulated. Honey, you didn't have to tell me that, you already described her well enough that I knew her rear end in a top hat gets the job done.
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Sep 5, 2014 05:55
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You're right, Trixie, I crossed a line. Sorry.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If you don't mind saying, how old are you? I'm trying to form an opinion on this post. i'm 32 and devilishly handsome and outrageously successful. every single girl around my age wants to jump me instantly and i have to resist her advances. it is a burden
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Sep 5, 2014 08:39
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redshirt posted:Sweet. Nice work bro! Sounds like you might be falling in love. 
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Sep 5, 2014 09:53
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Kyrie eleison posted:i'm 32 and devilishly handsome and outrageously successful. every single girl around my age wants to jump me instantly and i have to resist her advances. it is a burden Okay, then my opinion is you're too old for that post, that's like a 18 to 25-year old post.
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Been through a heartbreak before, it was devastating. Spent half a decade not really caring about anybody else until she came around. I told her I loved her today, and she said she loved me too. It was a good day. Nice work! Keep it up and soon enough, you wont be a Goon any more.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Okay, then my opinion is you're too old for that post, that's like a 18 to 25-year old post. could you please go into more detail? i'm looking to learn the mysterious ways of women.
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