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Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW
What's worse is alimony.

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
lol if you think a 14 year old boy getting laid by a cougar is "rape"

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I think all child support receiving mothers should be hair follicle drug tested. If positive, she does not receive the funds to pay her drug habits. The funds go directly to a trust, managed by a trustee. The trustee will send a probational officer to escort the mother shopping on Wednesdays and saturdays. Together they will purchase a suitable diet for the child using the child support trust. After this is done, the probational officer will call the trustee and confirm the food has been delivered. It is the the responsibility of the mother to inform the father the money has been used appropriately, under supervision of the Child Support Social Caseworker. Once the Child Support Social Caseworker has signed off on the Transitional Period Money-Food or TP-MF-18 Form,the mother may apply for additional funds in order to pay for such necessary materials as school supplies, shoes, clothing, healthcare, etc. This is done via the Additional Appropriations worksheet which must be faxed to the trustee, who will then schedule a time with the probational officer to go shopping for these necessary materials. The material list must be approved by the Child Support Social Caseworker (CSSC) before any purchases can be made. The CSSC will then inform the father of the purchases. This process must continue until mother either passes a hair follicle drug test, or completes a rehabilitation program, and passes every subsequent urine drug test.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ethanol posted:

I think all child support receiving mothers should be hair follicle drug tested. If positive, she does not receive the funds to pay her drug habits. The funds go directly to a trust, managed by a trustee. The trustee will send a probational officer to escort the mother shopping on Wednesdays and saturdays. Together they will purchase a suitable diet for the child using the child support trust. After this is done, the probational officer will call the trustee and confirm the food has been delivered. It is the the responsibility of the mother to inform the father the money has been used appropriately, under supervision of the Child Support Social Caseworker. Once the Child Support Social Caseworker has signed off on the Transitional Period Money-Food or TP-MF-18 Form,the mother may apply for additional funds in order to pay for such necessary materials as school supplies, shoes, clothing, healthcare, etc. This is done via the Additional Appropriations worksheet which must be faxed to the trustee, who will then schedule a time with the probational officer to go shopping for these necessary materials. The material list must be approved by the Child Support Social Caseworker (CSSC) before any purchases can be made. The CSSC will then inform the father of the purchases. This process must continue until mother either passes a hair follicle drug test, or completes a rehabilitation program, and passes every subsequent urine drug test.

same

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

all child support should go into public funds and be distributed only to single parents of good moral fiber (middle class white moms)

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
If a woman can get abortions, males should be allowed to opt out of paying child support

My life, my choice.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

the government should pay me to not be in my childs life because society is better off without me influencing the development of a future citizen

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

All child support should go into me haha. I'm the child and I need you're :10bux:


















Real talk though: if you never have sex, then you will never have to pay for kids. Problem Solved!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

If a woman can get abortions, males should be allowed to opt out of paying child support

My life, my choice.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

paco650 posted:

All child support should go into me haha. I'm the child and I need you're :10bux:


















Real talk though: if you never have sex, then you will never have to pay for kids. Problem Solved!

same

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

If a woman can get abortions, males should be allowed to opt out of paying child support

My life, my choice.

whenever a baby is born to a single mother the government should choose a random redpill poster and make him pay child support

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
A woman shouldn't be forced to have a baby, what if she doesn't have the financial ability to raise such a child? It's practically slavery!

A man should be forced to pay child support. Shouldn't have had sex if you didn't want to face the consequences. Get to work, son.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Once the men's pill hits the market, you'll all be sorry. YOU"LL ALL BE SORRY>

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The state should pay child support imo, and our tax dollars should go to this purpose, instead of some other bad ones.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Wow, I better preemptively bury my pokemon card collection before millions of beautiful spiderwomen entrap me in their webs of rape and child support

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Guaranteed Minimum Income for all!

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
Men cant be raped, our sperm is equipped with a natural self destruct mechanism in case someone jacks our mayo :science:

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Tsinava posted:

theres a pill for guys now.

Where?

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Torka posted:

whenever a baby is born to a single mother the government should choose a random redpill poster and make him pay child support


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Guaranteed Minimum Income for all!

Both of these sound good

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Tonsured posted:

Wow, I better preemptively bury my pokemon card collection before millions of beautiful spiderwomen entrap me in their webs of rape and child support

this but only sort of ironically

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Torka posted:

whenever a baby is born to a single mother the government should choose a random redpill poster and make him pay child support

doesnt need to be random, they can go by upvotes

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
dont be a dummy, cum on her tummy

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Khanstant posted:

dont be a dummy, cum on her tummy

What if she scoops it up into one of her 3" press-on nails and pushes the seed deep into her repository

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
we bought a foreclosure house and the PO had a nasty divorice and we've had county sheriffs show up twice looking for him even tho we're in the city :confused:. p sure its a deadbeat dad warrant thats why im posting about it itt

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
This sounds like a pretty good idea, OP. When my mom was raising me she wasted the $25 checks she got every two weeks for my child support on dumb poo poo like doctor's visits & school supplies when I could have had a $4,550 trust fund waiting for me at 18. Think of all the anime video cassettes I could have bought with that money.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Guaranteed Minimum Income for all!

for everyone? even millionaires!?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Outpost22 posted:

for everyone? even millionaires!?

we can just inflate the dollar so we use million dollar bills. all bills will look the same but have a million added after the number on it.

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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Did you know they can only demand child support from the legal construct of a man that is spelled in all caps?

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