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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Modus Trollens posted:

why is Wilshere wearing 7 and the Ox wearing 8 ugh my assbergers

Arsenal players are numbered sequentially, it's a Hodgson innovation

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Modus Trollens posted:

"for me I think England have been worrying far too long about who is at center back and holding midfielder"

cheers andy for that incisive garbage

He's right though, it doesn't matter, they're all poo poo

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Phwoaaaar what an assist by Di Maria

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Modus Trollens posted:

well I would be worrying because they're poo poo

Nah, once you've realized they're all poo poo you can relax, lower your expectations, hell just enjoy the ride. It's the zen of hailing from a nation that's poo poo at football.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

FullLeatherJacket posted:

i've met scottish people

they don't seem enthused by it

They're not just poo poo at football though, they're poo poo in general, not much zen in that

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

HJB posted:

yeah but this is all we have left, we can't even fall back on darts any more

Um reminder that England still have the best-looking roundabouts in the world, as well as a drinking culture that's the envy of the world

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

The Ox' crossing truly is a sight to behold

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Modus Trollens posted:

were they literally on the goal line because otherwise this is some disgusting hyperbole I'm triggering

They pretty much were tbh. He's not really making a case for himself atm

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

gently caress me Köpke looks old as hell

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

lol a Lamela goal how humiliating

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Shrapnig posted:

He's supposed to be good now op

That's just propaganda by spurs fans the media

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Watching Wawrinka on the other screen, phwoar what an athlete, those English twinks could learn something from him

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Poor Goemez

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Would be 3-2 Germany if Gomez weren't literally worse than Jozy and Sanogo combined lmao

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Tortuga posted:

He is one fine albanian that's for sure

WOW

Also they're our feeder nation and there's no shame in that

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Love those Müller / Hummels reaction shots to Gomez being outrageously poo poo

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

ephex posted:

Durm is amazingly bad

Are there any good up and coming left backs in Germany?

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008


lol

You could just naturalize him, wouldn't be the first time you turned an Austrian into a German

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Still Weltmeister???

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Poldi captain, wtf

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Can't watch because I'm in Italy and nobody here gives a poo poo about either of these two countries

But I heard we're the moral victors and England are cheating scum so I'm totally fine with the way this is going

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

I Lied I'm actually real mad

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Not sure why Petkovic is foisting a 4-3-3 on Switzerland, I'm not sure we have the players for it. gently caress.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

euroboy posted:

Death to Italy. gently caress Dino Baggio, gently caress Christian Vieri, gently caress Luca Toni, gently caress everyone.

Same, but England, Welbeck, Woy and the queen

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Would hate to be Scottish tbh

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Poland are poo poo but we are too, it all evens out in the end

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

chuggo is BACK posted:

no true scotsman would boo our shared national anthem

You also shared it with us, Switzerland, until a couple of decades ago. I want it back :(

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

chuggo is BACK posted:

agreed, the swiss voice loves the queen imo

Well we did build a big Freddy Mercury statue

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Lol trailing to Poland, maybe we should just give up this football thing

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

So what does Coohoolin look like?

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

chuggo is BACK posted:

check your pms

Hm so he looks like a fat zero, interesting

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

I had a huge plush version of "Striker" as a kid. For years he stood in the corner of my room, just watching over me. WC 94 owned!

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Seltzer posted:

Why is this the backline. Seriously, there's basically no chance a line like that can keep a clean sheet. We'll do the whole score two goals then lose thing again for the 10th time straight.

I was just about to say there's no way your team of garbagemen will score against us, but the US just wasted a huge chance and generally looks the better team so welp

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Switzerland have a "band", much like England. It's our horrible shameful secret which you US-posters have only discovered just now because why would you ever have watched our poo poo team before.

Also, the Swiss commentator just called Jozy "an incredibly technically gifted footballer".

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

What the gently caress Mehmedi

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Insurrectionist posted:

Hmmm, based on this post it sounds like you're frauds across the board. Not a good ad for Switzerland IMO.

(Tax) fraud is what we're all about

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Kill me now

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

If Jozy scores as well I'll take all my jew gold and go home

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Love Bürki but his keeping sucked here. Wasn't that good of a free kick

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Loooooool what an idiot

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