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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > International Football 2014-15: fuck off club football!!!!!!

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Wengy posted:

Nah, once you've realized they're all poo poo you can relax, lower your expectations, hell just enjoy the ride. It's the zen of hailing from a nation that's poo poo at football.

yeah but this is all we have left, we can't even fall back on darts any more

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 20:13

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:40

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Psybro posted:

I watched the England match round my mate's house and honestly apart from us winning and scoring a penalty I have no idea what happened in it, I spent most of it reading about obscure 90s sitcomes on Wikipedia.

Gordon Brittas would have been proud of that performance

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 23:47

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

mackintosh posted:

it's the 40th minute and it's still 1-0, Lewandowski had a (1) shot and missed the target

this is against Gibraltar

Gibraltar

let that sink in

Has anyone made a rock solid defence joke yet

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 20:33

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

i prefer things to be like this, there's something a little unsettling about a convincing england performance

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 20:04

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

did cahill hang a cheeky heel out

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 20:12

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

now the real test of scoring in open play

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 20:13

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

like a san marinese salmon

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 20:27

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

rooney's scored a fair few goals for england now i'd wager

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 20:29

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Robbie Keane's enjoying himself.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 17:20

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

chuggo is BACK posted:

haha jesus christ

this will soon be england's top goalscorer

in a just world owen would be on 60-odd

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 17:34

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

https://vine.co/v/OA0rOUZ1xJm

good point, well made

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 17:53

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Thirteenth Step posted:

Ian wrights suit and glasses

Jesus

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 17:56

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

there's only one mart poom

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 18:33

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Blue Star Error posted:

I would have thought Doctor Congo had more important things on his mind

This joke never gets old. Much like the country's inhabitants.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 23:58

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Faroe weather fans :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 11:15

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

I was going to make a joke about it being Rooney's testimonial but then Tyldesley made the joke and now I feel a bit ill

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:52

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Blue Star Error posted:

The problem with this game is that no-one knows anything about Slovenia so how are we meant to make xenophobic jokes

very slovenly

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:30

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

They all seem to be more interested in passing it to Rooney for the headlines than trying to do a good thing

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:31

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Doing it The Hard Way

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:12

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Nicely won

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:13

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Bit of a mess but Big 'Eck strikes again

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:21

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

I hope Rooney scores another because I have a world class post I'm itching to deploy

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:25

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

No Danny not you, sigh

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:27

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Blue Star Error posted:

I reckon I know what this post is and I think world class is pushing it tbh

It's a perfect Rooney joke then

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:34

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Croatia have a Cop on the bench to counter any dirty Italian tactics

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 20:48

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

trem_two posted:

Buffon got a really nice Gary Numan haircut in the past few days.

Now with flares too

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 21:03

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Tsk tsk.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 21:00

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

I'm clapping and shouting England at regular rhythmic intervals

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 21:12

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Welbeck's no Fred Astaire is he

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 21:40

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Such beauty...

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 22:46

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Q: What's a hungry Cornish football fan's favourite pairing?
A: Muller Reus!

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 17:18

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 17:25

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 17:37

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

What's the Italian for "You're poo poo aaaah"

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 20:04

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Did they just sneak a fixture in while nobody was looking? First I heard about it was last night.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 12:40

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Blargggg

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 14:07

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

That's the weakest England midfield since the last game/Becks retired/some obscure friendly in the 90s when Jason Wilcox was the answer to our left-sided woes (delete as applicable)

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 16:40

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

That curved in along the ground wtf

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 17:39

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

oh sorry i mean lol

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 17:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:40

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Set it up for Delph, nah, square it to the Human 30 Yarder instead

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 18:06

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