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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:

Serbia is....Albania?

I just noticed that too.

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




ephex posted:

he missed two sitters jozy would have scored

Don't say things you can't take back now.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




is portugal really going to lose to albania?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




and it's final, portugal lost, at home, to albania

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




beer_war posted:

I wouldn't worry too much, they can still qualify as 3rd in their group.

thanks for reminding me that they expanded the Euros to 24 teams (gently caress you very much Michel Platini)

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




CSA: a PAOK player (Mak) just scored a nice one for Slovakia vs Ukraine.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Turn over to the England game, hear the PUKKA PIESŪ England Band, change back to Ukraine-Slovakia.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Some proper tackling going on in Kyiv

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ukraine squandering some good chances right before half-time

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ponce de Le0n posted:

The bigger question is who even are these people that paid to go see England against the swiss in this day and age?

masochists, the PUKKA PIESŪ England Band, albanians that thought their home country wouldn't win

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




The goalkeeper scored for Ukraine off a corner but it got waved off for a foul

e: now it's a final, first Russia and now Slovakia; Ukraine getting destroyed on multiple flanks now

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 8, 2014

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




NORWAY: Nyland; Elabdellaoui, Nordtveit, Forren, Flo; King, Skjelbred, Johansen, Jenssen, Daehli; Nielsen.

ITALY: Buffon; Bonucci, Ranocchia, Astori; Darmian, Florenzi, De Rossi, Giaccherini, De Sciglio; Immobile, Zaza.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




:siren:GIGI BUFFON SINGING FRATELLI D'ITALIA ALERT:siren:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ibisevic gets one early for Bosnia, 1-0 up on Cyprus.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




SIMONE ZAZA FROM NOTHING!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Grimble posted:

Some bald dude with a beard scored a poo poo deflected goal after poo poo defending from Norway.

loving football.

Hey, that bald dude with a beard pretty much kept Sassuolo (the smallest town ever to have a team in the Italian top-flight) in Serie A, do not hate.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





Love a good hand gesture me

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




sassassin posted:

Andorra only watered the half they're attacking at half time.

They're blatantly cheating at every opportunity and the ref's gobbling it up.

You guys are playing this tie on artificial turf too, right?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




In more "minnows cheating and getting away with it" news, a Cyprus player just tried to put his studs through Bicakcic's leg and only got a yellow card for it.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I like Conte as a manager.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Now one of the Bosnian subs is having to show the fourth official how to properly use the electronic subs board.

I missed qualifiers.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




pik_d posted:

That Cypriot dive as if he were caught right on the edge of the box to stop that Bosnian play was real good minnow cheating.

It was less of a dive and more of a "kicks the shin of a Bosnian player and wins a foul because how dare he stand there and play the ball", but good minnow poo poo regardless.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




pik_d posted:

How is what you said not a dive???

In my mind diving=lack of contact, but then again I'm a bit of a purist when it comes to simulation

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




R. Mute posted:

lmao croatia are only one up against a 10 man malta

And now Cyprus got a great counter goal, 2-1 at Bosnia

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Also, Iceland are up 2-0 over Turkey.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




After seeing that replay, I can assure you that after his big new FIGC contract Conte has been able to upgrade from his wig to hair plugs.

e: HOLY poo poo GAZ BALE

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




AND NOW THERE'S A PITCH INVASION!

QUALIFIERS ARE COOL AND GOOD!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Jesus Christ, one inch lower Besic.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




straight up brolic posted:

bosnia are about to lose to loving cyprus

Susic isn't that good of a manager and Kolasinac wasn't in the side.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Penalty for Bosnia (and it was deserved, Dzeko got basically suplexed by a Cypriot defender)

e: SAVED

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Have I said how much I love the qualifiers yet?

Because I really do.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I'm more interested in Poland-Scotland, mostly because I want to see everyone's favorite Legia supporter get absurdly angry at Lewa (who I don't understand is the captain over Glik) and also to find out if his reports of violence because of the whole Legia-Celtic rigamarole will come to pass.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Alan Hutton gifts Poland a goal, just after they may have broken Lewandowski

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Scotland have scored more goals than Germany did against Poland, therefore Scotland are better than die Weltmeistern

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




mackintosh posted:

German sarcasm meters broken tonight

good, thought you had been to the Polish FA's equivalent of Room 101 from 1984 where they made you love Lewa

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Sandwolf posted:

So is Serbia v Serbia officially aborted?

It's suspended at the moment, but if what I'm reading is true (Serbian fans were fighting the Albanian squad) it might end up being not just abandoned, but forfeited.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





Yup, that's not just any flag, but one with the Albanian flag inside the outline of Kosovo.

Also, if the excited tone of the PA announcer/crowd is any indication, Serbia-Albania is going to be back on soon.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Hegay posted:

Kosovo is Serbia.

It indeed may be, but holy poo poo that's some good trolling/provocation.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Serbia-Albania is officially restarted

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Serbia-Albania is now officially abandoned

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