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Remember all those times you saw/did something cool, but when you told your online pals about it, all you got in response from your so-called "friends" was "pics or it didn't happen?" Well gently caress those skeptical assholes; I believe you. If you have a cool story to tell about the time you saw a UFO, or kissed Ricky Gervais, or climbed to the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro (but somehow forgot your camera) or whatever else, this is the place to tell it. There is to be no lack-of-evidence-shaming here. I'll go first: One time, I sunk a cupcake into an oil drum from ~150ft (45.72 Meters for Euros). I was surrounded by people and yet somehow not a single one of them saw the shot. It was really majestic, probably the best freethrow I've ever made.
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i sucked 8 dicks
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Applewhite posted:Remember all those times you saw/did something cool, but when you told your online pals about it, all you got in response from your so-called "friends" was "pics or it didn't happen?" lol a goon throwing away a cupcake? shit_that_didnt_happen.txt
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Tuxedo Gin posted:lol a goon throwing away a cupcake? shit_that_didnt_happen.txt In all fairness, I wasn't a goon at the time.
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Sep 3, 2014 18:06
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RedHotKick posted:i sucked 8 dicks don't worry man i filmed it
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RedHotKick posted:i sucked 8 dicks In a row?
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Sep 3, 2014 18:15
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im hitler
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Sep 3, 2014 18:15
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Was a celebrity, had my nudes leaked
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Sep 3, 2014 18:17
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Parallax Scroll posted:im hitler same
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I actually kissed Ricky Gervais in a UFO that was parked on the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro. His stubble was scratchy. Also, the aliens took my camera, which is why I don't have pictures. Also, Ricky Gervais is an alien.
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Sep 3, 2014 18:18
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im vlad putin
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Sep 3, 2014 18:29
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i took a poo poo in one of my many toilets
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Sep 3, 2014 18:33
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I have a lot of stories like this but I can never remember them without some kind of context. I guess I have a brain problem
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Sep 3, 2014 18:34
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i beat the supposed records for facility cradle aztec and egypt in goldeneye for n64 with enemy stats maxed and 0 health without doing any of the glitches those fags do that make enemies do poo poo like not shoot at you also another video game thing i cant remember and i once lifted a guy up by his throat one handed (i wouldnt have been able to do this if he wasnt against a wall  theres probably some kind of science about that)thats an accomplished life goons
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Sep 3, 2014 18:49
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twice submitted images that got used in photoshop phridays but that probably doesnt count as no pics
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Parallax Scroll posted:im hitler i killed hitler e: but it was in an alternate timeline so these hitlers are okay
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Sep 3, 2014 19:15
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I'm posting from the international space station. I'm planning to sabotage the next space walk.
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Sep 3, 2014 19:39
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RedHotKick posted:i sucked 8 dicks Dude, seriously. I told you not to tell anyone about that night.
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While out jogging, I was charged by a wild turkey. I kicked it square in the head and stunned it out of its rush. The turkey wobbled a bit then retreated. Once buying liquor, I grasped for the top shelf but didn't quite reach(a metaphor for my life is in there somewhere) and knocked over a loose 6 pack of beer. Reflexively, I caught two of the falling bottles with my hands, two more by crossing my arms into a cradling motion, and a fifth by clamping my armpit around the falling bottle's neck. The last beer shattered on the floor. A couple in the aisle gave me a round of applause for my effort and the store manager gave me the five bottles I saved for free. In college, I awoke one day with a deep sense of urgency. I had to be somewhere, and I had to be there now. I skipped class, my morning shower, and my daily wardrobe change in favor of going for a walk. A block from my apartment two women were chatting, one of them had a small child- I'd guess about three years old- and they weren't paying the kid any attention. The traffic on the street was unusually busy. As I passed by, a car ignored a stop sign and sped through the intersection. The kid at the same time waddled from the curb into the street. Instincts kicked in and I sprinted to the kid and swooped him up just seconds before the car sped by. I placed him down next to the women, the one that hugged him I assumed was his mother, and continued on my walk. I didn't think anything of this event until a woman, who had been stuck at the intersection, hailed me from her car and thanked me for saving a child's life.
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Sep 3, 2014 19:54
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RedHotKick posted:i sucked 8 dicks All mine. 
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Sep 3, 2014 20:00
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I drink as often as I can hoping one night to choke on my own vomit. Although my spirit is weak my mind and body continue to fight for my survival. My consciousness turns against them and I end up hurting myself more than anyone will. I am my own hell.
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Sep 3, 2014 20:08
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I made a 7/10 split in bowling and nobody believes me
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Sep 3, 2014 20:15
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My penis bends to the left.
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Sep 3, 2014 20:19
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nobody take a pic of this thread because i want to believe it didnt happen
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Sep 3, 2014 20:20
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Inevitable posted:My penis bends to the left.
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Tonsured posted:In college, I awoke one day with a deep sense of urgency. I had to be somewhere, and I had to be there now. I skipped class, my morning shower, and my daily wardrobe change in favor of going for a walk. A block from my apartment two women were chatting, one of them had a small child- I'd guess about three years old- and they weren't paying the kid any attention. The traffic on the street was unusually busy. As I passed by, a car ignored a stop sign and sped through the intersection. The kid at the same time waddled from the curb into the street. Instincts kicked in and I sprinted to the kid and swooped him up just seconds before the car sped by. I placed him down next to the women, the one that hugged him I assumed was his mother, and continued on my walk. I didn't think anything of this event until a woman, who had been stuck at the intersection, hailed me from her car and thanked me for saving a child's life. Wow! Lucky you were there. That is a good story. Once, back when I was in college, I was checking my school email and found a message from one of my professors. Even though it was the first time I'd seen the message, it already had the "replied" arrow on the icon. When I opened it, the system claimed I had replied to it at 8:30PM that day, but I knew it was only just 8:00. I checked and double checked. There was no mistake, the system was telling me I had already replied to this message in the future. My sent folder had no record of any reply. I resolved to wait until after 8:30 before I sent a reply, in the hopes of breaking any stable-time loop in which I might be trapped. I wrote an email to my professor, asking him if he'd already recieved an email from me earlier that day on the subject. I waited until 8:31 to send the message, my heart pounding furiously as I waited for something, anything to happen. Nothing. But when I checked my "Sent" folder, the email I'd sent at 8:31 was timestamped 8:30! Prophecy fulfilled? It was one of the weirdest things I've ever experienced and the only indication I had that the incident took place at all was the effect it had on the content of my reply. My professor wrote back saying he hadn't recieved anything from me BTW.
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gary oldmans diary posted:twice submitted images that got used in photoshop phridays but that probably doesnt count as no pics I did this but they were incorrectly credited to some user who didn't even post in that thread and now the thread's lost and it's all in the past to me now. I don't care if anyone knows, I know. I accomplished this internet thing.
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i've met a poo poo ton of celebrities but i was really fat when most of it happened so i didn't take pictures with any of them
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