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Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
Hey goons! I'm not only a fat slob, I'm also a hungry one with no food in my house currently. Grocers are closed in my area now so that leaves me with good old American fast food to support my obesity.

Please tell me what I should buy with my $20 and I will eat it all with pictures to prove to you that I deserve to die.

Thanks!

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Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Berk Berkly posted:

Hey goons! I'm not only a fat slob, I'm also a hungry one with no food in my house currently. Grocers are closed in my area now so that leaves me with good old American fast food to support my obesity.

Please tell me what I should buy with my $20 and I will eat it all with pictures to prove to you that I deserve to die.

Thanks!

idk get some nuggets and some fries and some tap water

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
Just mustard.

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



$20 worth of mcnuggets w/ sweet and sour sauce

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
get nothing but 20 dollars of 1 burger with patties added.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dollar menu extra mustard, onions, pickles on every loving thing ftw

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

As many McFlurries that twenty dollars will buy

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
20 bucks of nuggies you don't need a drink, cums free

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Get a handjob in the drive-thru ask for the "Ronald McDonald handjob special"

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
mcdoubles with mac sauce, a large coke, a frostee, and buy lottery tickets with the rest

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
yes chicken shaped like ovals and blobs

dip it in the sugary mustard sauce

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Get a glass of water then put the 20$ into a savins account so you can one day move to a real city.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

large mcflurry and spend the rest on apple pies. dip the pies in the mcflurry before each bite

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Skip McDonald's and head to Arby's. Get this.

http://boingboing.net/2014/09/02/arbys-new-meat-mountain.html

Scrodes
Oct 18, 2003

LOL RACISM!
Now that the cheap pricks are charging to dress other burgers 'like a big mac', order a McDouble with 19 'like a big mac' dressings.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.


gently caress that. only two slices of cheese? should be a slice of cheese in between each meat type

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
4 jr chicken, 4jr double cheese, 1 medium fry, and a large drink of your choice

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

get a regular medium size combo for like $7 and have your 1800 calorie terror and put the rest in your savings account u dumb jackass

or just go to Cookout and get 4 combo trays

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
As many chicken nuggets as that money will buy. Also a soda so you don't die of dehydration.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
Thanks for the suggestions goons. It might take a while to order this food and I might go over a little but I'll be back asap to show how I will be contributing to our great economy.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Double quarter pounder with cheese and a nilla milkshake. Small side of fries

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
buy every apple pie.

buy nothing but apple slices for children confuse everyone.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
20 bucks will get you 80 chikkie nugz
or 13 dbl cheese

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

give the money to a homeless person and eat literal garbage from a dumpster

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
20 apple pies

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the choice is obvious buy the pies

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
2 mcdoubles, a large coke, a medium fry, and an apple pie.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
let's play how many cheeseburgers can the goon drive into his gut

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gorki posted:

let's play how many cheeseburgers can the goon drive into his gut

has LA beast done this yet?

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

TOILETLORD posted:

has LA beast done this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ZqwhB82zw

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

a prostitute

gorki
Aug 9, 2014

gorki posted:

let's play how many cheeseburgers can the goon drive into his gut

through the mouth :mad: god drat goons

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
4 McKinley Macs with extra cheese

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
Just get a bottle of water and one of those fruit parfait things. :)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

gorki posted:

through the mouth :mad: god drat goons

CuckDonald's

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Make a 38 minute video of you eating it slowly while whispering.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Get the Noah's Ark with extra cheese and special sauce.
(2 Beef patties, 2 chicken patties, 2 fish patties, and extra bacon)

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
Don'sCuckled

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
ronald mcocksuck fatbellyfuck

i want chicken nugs and a double cheeseburger

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