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gorki
Aug 9, 2014

Berk Berkly posted:

Like I mentioned, they had a loving fit. That is why I have so many receipts because they said they were gonna take like 15 min to cook the nuggets so I parked and walked in and ordered the rest there.

They kept giving me funny looks and the cashier asked something like "Wow, you got a lot of kids?" lol, nope.


Okay, first 2L of dew is done as well as that final burger as well as the and the second 20 piece and second large. Got one 20P left to go. Opening 2L Mello Yello now.



don't believe u op

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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

redshirt posted:

I claim OP's fat soul when it chokes out.

I claim the body! :smuggo:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

redshirt posted:

I claim OP's fat soul when it chokes out.

im p sure hes going to ascend to the astral plane as the god of western capitalisms late stage malaise so good luck w/ that

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
my word, i must be becoming a god *has three heart attacks simultaneously*

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

efnii posted:

we have yet to determine if op is really fat or just stupid

Don't be hatin'




Working on those last 20 nuggets now. They are starting to taste good.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
How the gently caress do you eat that much food AND drink 2 liters and counting of liquid?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Post the receipts so we can tell if your another gimmick post because boy do we need more of those.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
how is there any light in that room

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

the diet mt dew is a nice touch

gotta watch my figure :btroll:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Berk Berkly posted:

Opening 2L Mello Yello


Berk Berkly posted:

Don't be hatin'


Working on those last 20 nuggets now. They are starting to taste good.

You said Mellow Yellow and are drinking Mtn Dew. Sorry to doxx you like this but you brought it on yourself. Have fun finding a new life.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Excelzior posted:

the diet mt dew is a nice touch

gotta watch my figure :btroll:

That is regular Dew, diet dew has a silver wrapper.

e: actually I think you are rite my bad

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

shoulda shoved all that poo poo into a bag and strapped it to your face and grazed on it like a morbidly obese fuckin horse at the fattest rodeo on earth
i'd say kill yourself but boy howdy that process is already set in motion and the brakes are cut



:)

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
should of eaten it all at the counter staring at the cashier.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

probably should have saved that $20 for your future foot amputation.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
American glory.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

American glory.

need him to ride his rascal in an empty field shooting a gun into the air.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

TOILETLORD posted:

should of eaten it all at the counter staring at the cashier.

its all about the eye contact never break eye contact

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
Does not approve.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

probably should have saved that $20 for your future foot amputation.

obamacare bitches. discount amputations all around

the damn Ruskis are back
Jan 25, 2006

And blew, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came!
i mean i guess you should be proud o youself.

good job

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Decrepus posted:

You said Mellow Yellow and are drinking Mtn Dew. Sorry to doxx you like this but you brought it on yourself. Have fun finding a new life.

Don't worry, I've got both :





Hobohemian posted:

Post the receipts so we can tell if your another gimmick post because boy do we need more of those.

Best I can do on my shitcam:






AND DONE:




Thank you goons for coming with me on this journey. Honestly, I'm feeling pretty good at the moment. The sodium, fat, and sugars are flowing through my fat, supplying the energy I need to do this again.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
You poor man.

the damn Ruskis are back
Jan 25, 2006

And blew, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came!
da op :jerky:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This thread is American as gently caress :patriot:

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



Quoting this from the first page because it is goddam BEAUTIFUL

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


[quote="Berk Berkly" post="434416613"]
Don't worry, I've got both :




Goons this poster is the real deal, he is the sommelier of the McDonalds world.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Real deal. Goddamn. It's like a loving unicorn.

the damn Ruskis are back
Jan 25, 2006

And blew, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came!

ThaGrandCow posted:

Quoting this from the first page because it is goddam BEAUTIFUL

dope neck tat. like that guy from die antworod

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Fayette'Nam sucks rear end.

McDonalds is gross.

This post is awesome.

Can you go eat some crap at Waffle House next?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Twenty bucks coulda bought a good amount of crack or meth. Shame on the op for not supportin' the hood

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
I'm gonna eat a mcgriddle for breakfast in celebration of this thread

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
I bbq'd a gigantic pork chop; steamed some yellow squash, zucchini and onions with mushrooms. I also fried some taters up in olive oil. It was fantastic, but I ate it 6 hours ago, and now I'm really loving hungry and chicken nuggets sound awesome. gently caress.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Try buying some standards. Fag.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Can mods please move this to GWS.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
what the gently caress is wrong with you.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
youre loving disgusting.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Fresh Prince posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

The Fresh Prince posted:

youre loving disgusting.

he's chill actually

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

The Fresh Prince posted:

youre loving disgusting.

none of what he has done has been as bad as what youve written in the weed megathread over the years honestly

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i hope medical technology advances enough in the next decade or so that you can pinpoint the exact time and date when you developed heart disease or diabetes

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