I have $20 and I'm going to McDonalds. What should I buy?

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Berk Berkly posted:

I wanted to sit down and have a nice dinner with goons. And keep it real. Real fat

Trip report:

Slapdashed late night burgers and lots of sugary sauces don't mix well together. They sort of blend together into one big brown mass:

The sauce is winning guys. Its loving winning. Game over goons

Christ I'm gonna loving puke hahaha

# ? Sep 4, 2014 12:47

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:01

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

yo, where;s dat mac saws.

i mean, if you're not getting mcdoubles with mac sauce then whats the point?

although, 2 mcdoubles with mac sauce is like almost 5 bucks so i guess i understand. oh well.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 12:49

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

Grant DaNasty posted:

Skip McDonald's and head to Arby's. Get this.

http://boingboing.net/2014/09/02/arbys-new-meat-mountain.html

Sending this to my vegan boss thanks.
Also how the gently caress do you even eat this.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:04

Cuniculous: Apr 23, 2007; kill people burn shit fuck school

Good thing they only put two slices of cheese one it. Wouldn't want it to be too fattening.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:06

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gonna eat that pound of meat.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:12

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Berk Berkly posted:

My god, you guys get bigger dip containers than we do here in the EU.

Ours are like 1/3 the size, and completely loving useless.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:16

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

you are disgusting op. well done.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:18

Spacedad: Sep 11, 2001; We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Decrepus posted:

Hi guys, sorry to go off-topic a bit.

I remember watching the documentary Supersize Me about a man who ate nothing about McDonalds for uh, like a couple of weeks or some poo poo, and it was all about how sick he became. And that is fine, I don't give a poo poo, but ok. EXCEPT at the very beginning he eats a single cheeseburger and throws up in the parking lot. Like, are you for real dude? You are a 1 cheeseburger chump?

Then at the end it says he was on some homeopathic diet his girlfriend had been feeding him, zero sugars, zero carbs, zero calories, zero balls. Well anways guys, it was real shite.

Sincerely yours,
Decrepos

I can tell you why - it's the high fat & grease content in McDonalds food. The same thing happens to foreigners that come over here and try it. The meat and grease in McDonalds food in other countries is different than the US, which has poo poo food/health regulations. Anyone who hasn't built up a system tolerance to the high level of fat/grease in American fast food will get super pukey because their system is used to breaking down more complex foods.

I haven't eaten anything like that in a while too and it makes me ill even smelling it.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Sep 4, 2014

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:25

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

No, it's because Supersize Me was complete and total bullshit.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:31

ShaunO: Jan 29, 2006

nice op you did it but i bet you couldn't eat $20 worth of dominos coupon value pizzas

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:32

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

another successful goon project

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:45

von Braun: Oct 30, 2009; Broder Daniel Forever

post a pic of yourself, op

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:47

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I will eat $20 worth of steak. Please donate to my Kicksteaker.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:47

jarvis cocker: Dec 16, 2007; by Lowtax

YOU'RE a weirdo

and I don't belong here

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:52

Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

von Braun posted:

post a pic of yourself, op

# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:59

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

You guys are so exaggerating the supersize me dude. He had a super sized fry, a super sized drink, then puked halfway through his super sized Big Mac. (Ok not a Big Mac but Jesus Christ 42 oz of coke: "a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Super Size French fries, and a 42 ounce Coke" like nearly 4 cans of soda just guzzling it down)

That sounds bad now but in middle school my skinny loving friend and I downed 172 cans of Pepsi in 7 days. No idea how either of us don't have diabetes.

I couldn't do that now in my 20s

I probably would too because he loving wolfed that poo poo down in like 10 minutes

ziasquinn fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Sep 4, 2014

# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:01

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Berk Berkly posted:

I would honestly need a Kickstarter to pay for it.

It would literally be "Pay money to watch this lardlord die of fatcancer in real time: The Kickstarter."

Don't think it would get approved.

So its possible.

Fake Edit:

Now that I think about it, goons would probably pay for one of their own to do something like go to Doobie's Dog House and eat themselves to death. I shouldn't give them any ideas.

We've "kickstarted" swap.avi so we really can't do anything worse att his point

# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:05

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Lol

quote:

It took Spurlock fourteen months to lose the weight gained from his experiment using a vegan diet supervised by his then-girlfriend (now ex-wife), a chef who specializes in gourmet vegan dishes

# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:12

OldMemes: Sep 5, 2011; I have to go now. My planet needs me.

How mnay chicken nuggets do you have to eat before you turn into Ronnie from Whomp? Or is it like a Highlander thing where there can be only one?

# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:43

Cyber Dog: Feb 22, 2008

this thread makes me aware of just how superior i am

# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:58

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

He could have easily moved the food off camera. It's not that difficult. That sauce though. I'm gonna go eat a salad.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 15:58

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

mellow yellow owns

# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:25

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-fast-food-protest-chicago-20140904-story.html

# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:35

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Berk Berkly posted:

And back. Wish me luck goons

I have followed the thread since Day 1 and had a lot of fun since then but this post made me wretch. A1 Steaksauce level posting itt.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:42

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

I don't believe he ate the burgers and food. He lied and threw them in the trash bin. Looks like he got you suckers believing in it, though.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:42

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

g0lbez posted:

I don't believe he ate the burgers and food. He lied and threw them in the trash bin. Looks like he got you suckers believing in it, though.

You really think someone would do that? Just go to McDonalds and put food in the trash?

# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:43

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Who volunteers to eat 20 dollars worth of Taco Bell bean burritos?

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:08

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Germstore posted:

Who volunteers to eat 20 dollars worth of Taco Bell bean burritos?

Or $40 of Taco Bell breakfast

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:09

Cuniculous: Apr 23, 2007; kill people burn shit fuck school

I'm so glad I bought up the dipping sauces.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:20

Chum Scandal: Oct 30, 2003

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

$20 could have got you a decent steak and a bottle of wine.

yes 2 mcribs and a box of merlot

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:34

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

g0lbez posted:

I don't believe he ate the burgers and food. He lied and threw them in the trash bin. Looks like he got you suckers believing in it, though.

Yeah those wrists ain't a throwing food away kind

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:38

dablakh0l: Sep 3, 2002

Berk Berkly posted:

Best I can do on my shitcam:

I thought you said you only had $20, I see at least $30 worth of food there, not counting the 2L sodas.

What gives? Did you find $10 under a manboob or something?

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:43

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

I am not feeling so hot this morning stomach wise and when I saw that last set of photos I actually did go to the bathroom and puked. I've seen thousands of grotesque internet poo poo over the years, never thought McDonald burger dipped in mcgoop would be the one to do it. I'm gonna go goatse myself in that other thread to settle my nerves.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:44

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Ask for Ray Krok's decomposing head on a stick w/special sauce.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:49

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

should have gotten 20 fruit and yogurt parfaits :cool:

# ? Sep 4, 2014 18:25

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

a 42 ounce Coke

TO BE FAIR TO THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION, a 42 ounce coke is probably 16 ounces of coke and 26 ounces of ice

# ? Sep 4, 2014 18:31

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

is he gonna eat $40 dollars of breakfast or what

# ? Sep 4, 2014 18:33

Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Dammit, now I want a Mcdonalds breakfast burrito and hash brown.
Instead I'll probably eat some yogurt with granola.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 18:43

Nick Rivers: Nov 23, 2004

next time get $20 of McPizzas

# ? Sep 4, 2014 18:58

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Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

Welcome back goons!

Last time we went over budget and the doubters doubted our goonacity.

But tonight we will stay under budget and single ticket. Our culinary masochism will continue.
Join me goons. Lets eat!

The menu? Due to unpopular request, we will be tackling:

Dat Receipt:

This time, to assuage any fears of my prowess at Industrial Light and Magic Pixar Dreamworks CGI level of camera shenanigans I'll be taking more frequent in progress pictures. The atherosclerosis must continue.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:55

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