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I always remember in highschool they said that abstainance is always very safe and people who dont want to have sex can do other things like mutual masturbation and I have been with girls who dont want to have sex but when I ask them if they want to mutual masturbate they get very weird- sometimes it seems like they get red and one of them got very pale and started throwing up! What am I doing wrong and ahas anyone had any success with mutual masturbating?
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Sep 4, 2014 05:55
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Speaking of loving yourself, go.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:02
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Probably shouldn't have involved your cum-crusted anime pillow, OP.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:07
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Sintax posted:I always remember in highschool they said that abstainance is always very safe and people who dont want to have sex can do other things like mutual masturbation and I have been with girls who dont want to have sex but when I ask them if they want to mutual masturbate they get very weird- sometimes it seems like they get red and one of them got very pale and started throwing up! What am I doing wrong and ahas anyone had any success with mutual masturbating? Women turn red when aroused. They vomit upon orgasm. Why didn't you masturbate with her? Next time you see a woman start to change colors, you better have your dick out already. Don't make it awkward.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:13
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You've been in this circlejerk for like 12 years, man. How bout a lotion break?
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Sep 4, 2014 06:18
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exspurt analcyst posted:You've been in this circlejerk for like 12 years, man. How bout a lotion break? HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cant stop now I'm edging so hard
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Sep 4, 2014 06:19
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can't wait to stroke another man's rod and not have to worry about the herps. Dream cum true. So glad mutual 'bating exists in this world. no more filthy girls and their icky std's for me. just me and my mates jerkin away for life. this is the true meaning of Bros Before Hoes.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:33
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Yeah cause other people are really good masturbating people besides themselves.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:34
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the idea of mutual masturbation always seemed hilarious to me because it's basically telling two young people to get their genitals out and get all horny but then NOT have sex
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Sep 4, 2014 06:35
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I find loving is the normal and right thing
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Sep 4, 2014 06:47
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you gotta do it in your model train room. then you can stomp around like godzilla. don't break anything though because the guy's stepson uses that poo poo.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:50
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did u know it is a fact that over 50% of all ads on craigslist are dudes lookin for j/o partners
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Sep 4, 2014 06:59
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gorki posted:did u know it is a fact that over 50% of all ads on craigslist are dudes lookin for j/o partners no way bro i'm just postin' to find a spotter to help me deadlift gotta make sure i'm not squeezing too hard, you know bro
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Sep 4, 2014 07:02
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In the car It was mostly mutual masturbation though we spoke of penetration I'll have to wait for someone else to try it out
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Sep 4, 2014 07:05
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what is it called if someone masturbates someone else against their will??? asking for a friend
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Sep 4, 2014 07:06
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say what you will about catholic sex ed, at least it was consistent in an all-or-nothing kind of way (masturbation = as bad as pre-marital sex = mortal sin) i'm trying to imagine a staff meeting where people with bachelors degrees in education from supposedly accredited universities hash out whether it's okay to fingerblast your HS sweetheart while you jack it with your other hand or if she's got to split her own kitten while you punish yourself unaided
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Sep 4, 2014 07:09
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Xaris posted:what is it called if someone masturbates someone else against their will??? Don't do that. I've heard that's just as bad as posting their naked picture on 4chan.
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Sep 4, 2014 07:09
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Sintax posted:I always remember in highschool they said that abstainance is always very safe and people who dont want to have sex can do other things like mutual masturbation and I have been with girls who dont want to have sex but when I ask them if they want to mutual masturbate they get very weird- sometimes it seems like they get red and one of them got very pale and started throwing up! What am I doing wrong and ahas anyone had any success with mutual masturbating? is this after you ask to have sex
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Sep 4, 2014 07:10
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Mutual masturbation is stupid because you have to try and time it so you both get off at the same time, or one party is left there stewing in their shameful juices.
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Sep 4, 2014 07:12
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Cuniculous posted:Mutual masturbation is stupid because you have to try and time it so you both get off at the same time, or one party is left there stewing in their shameful juices. by that logic so is sex
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Sep 4, 2014 07:14
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One time I mutually masterbated so good she never called again. One is all she needed.
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Sep 4, 2014 07:16
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if I got touched by a priest as a kid does that mean I felt the hand of god? y/n?
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Sep 4, 2014 07:19
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onedayholiday posted:if I got touched by a priest as a kid does that mean I felt the hand of god? y/n? n got raped
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Sep 4, 2014 07:24
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:by that logic so is sex except sex-wise you tend to be a bit more involved so returning the favor is more of a given if you've just been mutually ham-fisting each other's genitals there's far less to prevent you from recognizing the ridiculousness of the situation it's like "i just came and you look naked and dumb, so i'm gonna go home now. byeeeeeeeeee" fuckin she's texting weird emotional poo poo while you're back in your room 2/3rds of the way through a bag of cool ranch doritos goddamn bitch you got fingers take care of that poo poo yourself awp camping human being goddamn i got poo poo to take care of here
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Sep 4, 2014 07:25
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mutual masturbation is pretty good, just make sure you both have your j/o crystals handy
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Sep 4, 2014 07:41
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Saw it on an episode of Dream On once. Looks like fun.
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Sep 4, 2014 07:50
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Cuniculous posted:Mutual masturbation is stupid because you have to try and time it so you both get off at the same time, or one party is left there stewing in their shameful juices. This is very true. Also MM is for gays and gays with aids
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Sep 4, 2014 07:58
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its not gay, bro
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Sep 4, 2014 08:01
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i always wanted to have a masturbation race with a girl so i could cum first and feel good about it
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Sep 4, 2014 08:15
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Crusty Nutsack posted:In the car Nice Barenaked Ladies drop here. This guy is great.
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Sep 4, 2014 08:18
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it's really good for when you are hanging out with your ex partner and are still both attracted to/emotionally dependent on one each other but want to maintain some sort of professional "failed relationship" distance to actually have sex
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Sep 4, 2014 08:45
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bea is top dog now
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Sep 4, 2014 08:48
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:is this after you ask to have sex  but some people just dont want to hav esex!
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Sep 4, 2014 08:51
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NurhacisUrn posted:Nice Barenaked Ladies drop here. This guy is great. I don't hear "mutual masturbation" much so when I do, that's all I can think of
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Sep 4, 2014 21:17
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it dont count w/ webcam girls op
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Sep 4, 2014 21:20
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Mutual Masturbation sounds like a pretty good band name
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Sep 4, 2014 21:20
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Either do oral and don't bother, this idea is pretty stupid.
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Sep 4, 2014 22:39
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i dont know who can mutually masturbate and not end up loving in fact its one of the most dangerous things because you get worked up and just gently caress edit: wait, do you seriously not touch each other
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Sep 4, 2014 22:41
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It's called foreplay op
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Sep 4, 2014 22:47
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Gaunab posted:It's called foreplay op
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Sep 4, 2014 22:54
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