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Make a game out of how much grey skin mulch you can rub off yourself. Feel proud of the dead skin slurry you can collect then sluice down the drain
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Spanish Manlove posted:i hate you all Same
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scrape the pure manure and slurry from your foul person and marvel at how filthy a person can be
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gather the fungus growing about your person and put it in your packed lunch for a nutritious snack
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Xaris posted:why do goons never shower? i feel like poo poo if i don't shower off my sleep stank before leaving the house. imo a shower should be mandatory in the morning b/c u have just spent some 8 hours unconscious in a sweaty farty duvet cocoon. also having a bath is the most relaxing thing and leaves you feeling like a beautiful chilled princess
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cocaine dad show posted:no but seriously make it into a nice thing, like enjoying hot water around you . nYbe get a nice smelling lotion to rub your folds with, or a rubber duck to keep you company in the tub. Have a beer or glass if wine in the bath You know what I'm gonna go out on a limb and try something new I WILL TAKE A SHOWER TONIGHT... MAYBE but how am I supposed to drink from a 2L PET bottle in the shower without getting my beer diluted by icky water? I have nowhere to rest my bottle and I might even drop it by accident. I'll hit the shower once I'm outta cigs (to wash the tobacco reek out as well... oh and I've been blowing my nose in the bathroom towel for a few days now so that's gotta go too I guess) this will be quite an event, one way or another
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how about rolling around in the dust like a farm animal to dissuade mites and ticks
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cocaine dad show posted:how about rolling around in the dust like a farm animal to dissuade mites and ticks ehhh that makes me too itchy afterwards.
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:You know what I'm gonna go out on a limb and try something new to be fair I'm making some jokes but also have had some bad times where I have not been as clean as I should. It can be hard, but like. Please do, when you do it's refreshing and enjoyable
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gently caress showering take a really hot bath and smoke a gigantic bowl while doing so you can thank me later
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I have a friend who has only showered and she was horrified by the ideas bath because of being in water that had been around your own rear end but really a bath can be super relaxing with a book and maybe a drink, see it as a fun relaxing thing where you can read or listen to music while also getting clean by proxy
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cocaine dad show posted:really a bath can be super relaxing with a book and maybe a drink I haven't had a bath since 1994. I might try it again provided that I can find a drain plug that is currently MIA ...only one ciggy left and I'm gonna crack open the cat piss beer. any last minute tips on not getting killed in the shower with beer?
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Actually it sounds like perfumed oil and a strigil are the way to go for you OP.
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dont listen to these guys op they're just members of the water-waste conspiracy. They're encouraging you to shower to waste what potable water we have left. dont= shower, ever. You actually reach a point where u can't get dirtier and at that point it forms a protective film layer of dirt that will dissuade bacteria/disease from affecting u. And also the smell starts to go away too, packed away in this film u'll just smell like fresh forest dirt. Did prehistoric man shower? I don't think so. You don't need to either.
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Aferisan posted:dont= shower, ever. A few days ago I was buying beer and there was a bum at the cash register trading his cupoun for $1.70 of recycling money. The guy's hair was so greasy and matted that it looked like a dusty brown helmet, and he had one HALF a shoe on. I don't mean one shoe, he literally wore half a shoe. We all envied him on his freedom and refusal to buckle to the Man.
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Are you just afraid of the shower, or is it all water? Like would a pond or a "swimming hole" be more acceptable? What about hosing down outside?
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You know, daily showering is a modern concept and our ancestors would often go weeks between any bathing.
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FYI to men: Wash yo feet. Standing in the soapy water is not enough, Scrub in between those toes if you don't want some funky bacteria making them hard and flaky in the future.
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Hobohemian posted:FYI to men: Wash yo feet. Standing in the soapy water is not enough, Scrub in between those toes if you don't want some funky bacteria making them hard and flaky in the future. The gently caress? I don't wash my feet and they smell/look FINE. What the gently caress are you stepping in.
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Aferisan posted:The gently caress? I don't wash my feet and they smell/look FINE. What the gently caress are you stepping in. A gym locker room because I actually go to one.
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Do some vicodin + some shots, then step into a nice hot bubble bath. You'll feel sooooo relaxed you'll want to slip under the suds, forever. Please?
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one of most hilarious helldump thread was dumpster diving goons
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Nonsense posted:one of most hilarious helldump thread was dumpster diving goons Goon soap dodger smells bad, news at 11.
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I am willing to bet OP plays a lot of Magic The Gathering.
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Toadsniff posted:[xtimg]http://i.imgur.com/5iGks5Y.png[/timg] huh, so that's where floam comes from
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Go to one of those car detailing places and pay the team to give you the "deluxe" scrubbing. If you're short on cash just walk through one of the automated car washes.
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there is kind of a tacit rule that you are only allowed to have a superficial shower in gym showers? i always want to give my dick a good proper clean and squat down and scrub my b-hole, justa see what ppl would do 
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Hobohemian posted:A gym locker room because I actually go to one. the only gym you go to is your bedroom where you work out youre arm and dongus
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Applewhite posted:If you're short on cash just walk through one of the automated car washes. Dude, as someone who personally worked in an automated car wash, I can tell you that you generally don't want to get anywhere near that thing when it's running, much less be the actual subject of washing that's taking place.
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gorki posted:there is kind of a tacit rule that you are only allowed to have a superficial shower in gym showers? i always want to give my dick a good proper clean and squat down and scrub my b-hole, justa see what ppl would do No change, people already make fun of you at the gym anyways. Whether or not you're the weird shower-shitter will not increase your reputation.
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:but how am I supposed to drink from a 2L PET bottle in the shower without getting my beer diluted by icky water? I have nowhere to rest my bottle and I might even drop it by accident. A beer in the shower might be the most god drat relaxing thing in the world. I'm guessing you don't have a shower caddy, with some luck your shower has a built in shelf. If you get the beer somewhat high up there is very little concern about diluted beer. If not just keep the cap handy and put it back on between sips. Happy drunk showering! That's refreshment.
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Dude, as someone who personally worked in an automated car wash, I can tell you that you generally don't want to get anywhere near that thing when it's running, much less be the actual subject of washing that's taking place. And the backstory of OP's hydrophobia begins to take shape...
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op dont let this thread shame u, ride public transit with PRide.
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I say this completely without malice and with the utmost sincerity: Put one of those autistic hug machines in your shower. That may help your aqua anxiety.
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OP needs to consult a mental health professional as for myself I loving love hot water, showers, long baths with nice additions of smelly salts that doesn't do jack poo poo, and saunas in the company of other human beings that hit you on the back with a stack of leaves. but maybe that's a Russian thing
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Dude, as someone who personally worked in an automated car wash, I can tell you that you generally don't want to get anywhere near that thing when it's running, much less be the actual subject of washing that's taking place. youre right, use the manual wand to wash your nads!
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How many times does the op jack it? After awhile I'm really sure you would smell like dried cum.
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Cuniculous posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus lol
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torturing a cat to little mermaid music
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