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It was so much cooler when we thought that dinosaurs looked like reptile monsters and now they just all look like penguins. It's also much cooler to think that T Rexes were awesome hunters but scientists keep trying to tell us they were probably cowardly scavengers that couldn't chase prey because if they fell down they couldn't get back up. Basically paleontologists need to stop ruining dinosaurs.
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what's the point of a 12 foot tall 7 ton scavenger, evolution stop loving with us
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Sep 4, 2014 16:33
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you wouldn't believe how disappointed i was when scientists decided to to put iguanodon's awesomely metal nose spike on its thumb
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Sep 4, 2014 16:34
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thank god dinosaurs had feathers now we can finally stop pretending they "went extinct" like retards watching jurassic park over and over
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Sep 4, 2014 16:35
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Is the Calvinosaurus still okay? 
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Sep 4, 2014 16:35
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Ka0 posted:thank god dinosaurs had feathers now we can finally stop pretending they "went extinct" like retards watching jurassic park over and over that's actually true, it makes dinosaurs a little more wimpy but birds a little more cool
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Sep 4, 2014 16:36
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Ka0 posted:thank god dinosaurs had feathers now we can finally stop pretending they "went extinct" like retards watching jurassic park over and over Birds while interesting are no where near as cool as dinosaurs. If I had a time machine the first thing I'd do is go back in time to gawp at dinosaurs.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:36
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if things keep going this way creationism's gunna look cooler than science
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Sep 4, 2014 16:36
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 Ughhhhh I would be ashamed to be eaten by this thing.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:37
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zoux posted:
This is BYOB's state bird
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Sep 4, 2014 16:38
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zoux posted:
Little thalidomide flipper forearms.
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zoux posted:
Pussysaurus
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Sep 4, 2014 16:38
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Dinosaurs without feathers look like plucked chickens.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:38
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Looks like that smarmy kid in JP was right:
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Sep 4, 2014 16:41
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I have been living under a rock and didn't know this, not sure how to feel about this revelation...
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Most people might feel letdown to discover that velociraptors were actually little small turkey birds but luckily for y'all there is an irl dinosaur that is almost identical to the JP raptors called deinonychus.
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zoux posted:Most people might feel letdown to discover that velociraptors were actually little small turkey birds but luckily for y'all there is an irl dinosaur that is almost identical to the JP raptors called deinonychus. Are they clever girls?
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zoux posted:Most people might feel letdown to discover that velociraptors were actually little small turkey birds but luckily for y'all there is an irl dinosaur that is almost identical to the JP raptors called deinonychus. Naw Deinonychus would only be up to your waist
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Sep 4, 2014 16:44
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I'm sorry that the awesome poo poo evolution does doesn't impress you.
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I've always thought birds have creepy eyes, now I know it's because they're fondly remembering their glory days of gobbling helpless mammals
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AstheWorldWorlds posted:Naw Deinonychus would only be up to your waist You don't know how tall I am. Utah raptors were real big surely there's a medium sized scary dromisaurid dino.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:45
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why did they have feathers tho
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Sekkira posted:I'm sorry that the awesome poo poo evolution does doesn't impress you. Awesome poo poo like the fact that poo poo sticks to human anuses and the human back as well as bugs and spiders eh?
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Sep 4, 2014 16:46
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Torka posted:I've always thought birds have creepy eyes, now I know it's because they're fondly remembering their glory days of gobbling helpless mammals Goats are the same way. Every time I look into a goat's eye, I see nothing but demon horns, brimstone, and intestines.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:48
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zoux posted:You don't know how tall I am. Achillobator probably fits the bill for JP plucked chicken raptors.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:49
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Ahundredbux posted:why did they have feathers tho It regulates temperature
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Sep 4, 2014 16:50
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FYI this is the official dino thread so you can talk about such good dino topics as: your favorite and least favorite dinos why did they go extinct (or become tiny lame birds) though? who would win in a fight between dino x and dino y
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Sep 4, 2014 16:50
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it's lame as poo poo your mom has feathers
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ProfessorMurder posted:Every time I look into a goat's eye, I see nothing but demon horns, brimstone 
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AstheWorldWorlds posted:Achillobator probably fits the bill for JP plucked chicken raptors. That's a cool name for a dinosaur but why does the wiki scale drawing have it holding a purse? 
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zoux posted:who would win in a fight between dino x and dino y dino goku and dino superman
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Sep 4, 2014 16:51
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More pictures
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Sep 4, 2014 16:52
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I once knew a guy that seriously said "Don't feather my Yoshi!" when I told him that dinosaurs had feathers.
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gohmak posted:More pictures This large fella preparing to take a white and green poo poo out of its cloaca because birds is named "Irritator" because the dudes that discovered it were irritated because they thought the original fossil had been hosed with. 
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Sep 4, 2014 16:54
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Smoking Crow posted:It regulates temperature Big dinos would need something to warm them up Lizards just bask but the 7 ton monstrosity would need a boost to get them going
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Smoking Crow posted:Big dinos would need something to warm them up Uh are you saying that you think dinosaurs were cold blooded?
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Sep 4, 2014 16:57
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chickens can be vicious fuckers and i can imagine a flock of them eating u whole starting w the eyes
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Sep 4, 2014 16:57
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T-Rex's couldn't even jack off
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Sep 4, 2014 16:59
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scientists put all the old cool dinosaurs on pluto and then kicked it out of the solar system
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zoux posted:Uh are you saying that you think dinosaurs were cold blooded? they were. the feathers and body size made their core temps stable, but there was nothing endothermic about them.
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