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Your Dead Gay Son posted:People are all sad when geese and poo poo get hit by cars like they loving forget that the god drat idiotfuckers can loving FLY a goose is just a mean nasty snake with a fat bowling ball rear end to put more momentum behind the bite.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:06 |
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My scary neighbor has geese and everytime you drive by they march right up to your car with their mouths open like they want to go. I've been thinking of fighting one.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:16 |
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In my town there was this bad motherfucker Swan named Aragorn that was famous for attacking people and trying to drown them in the river.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:19 |
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i believe beautys on the inside i dont judge dinosaurs by they outside. personalitys qwhat count so keep it up dinosaurs ignore these guys ur cool just being urself
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:22 |
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redshirt posted:My scary neighbor has geese and everytime you drive by they march right up to your car with their mouths open like they want to go. Their loving wings are strong as gently caress watch out It isn't even the bite that'll get you but their loving ripped rear end flying muscles. Tear your poo poo up. Break your god drat arms. You think you work out? Try migrating every year and loving all the ladies I assume. Chickens are pretty ripped so a goose is terrifying
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:24 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Their loving wings are strong as gently caress watch out I was thinking of the following attack plan: A front kick to the goose's chest to push him back/scare him, and then move in quickly for a choke hold around his goose head.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:28 |
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You can't argue that birds aren't dinosaurs. What does dinosaur mean? Terrible Lizard. Birds are pretty terrible lizards. Here's 4 reasons why birds are bad lizards. 1. They don't look anything like lizards 2. Eat too many worms. 3. No poison. 4. They loving suck. They're dinosaurs man. Pretty decent birds, but the lizard skills need work.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:30 |
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uh u know what else has feathers??? a beautiful feather boa and if thats good enough for jesse the body ventura let me tell u somethin. its good enough for t rec
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:32 |
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um and hello??? havin feathers opens up cool new dinosaurs names. like -bloodwing -flying death -killquill -plumage of doomage
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:33 |
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ilikedirt posted:uh u know what else has feathers??? a beautiful feather boa and if thats good enough for jesse the body ventura let me tell u somethin. its good enough for t rec evidence that it's good enough for T rex
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:37 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:evidence that it's good enough for T rex meta as gently caress
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:39 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:evidence that it's good enough for T rex lol i've been waiting a long time for someone to do this in one of these threads
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:44 |
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Dinosaur chat is dumb I want to hear more about terror birds IRL. Especially how much of assholes geese are.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:46 |
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ok, how do you really fight a goose or swan?
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:57 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:T-Rex's couldn't even jack off
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:59 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:People are all sad when geese and poo poo get hit by cars like they loving forget that the god drat idiotfuckers can loving FLY they can also march https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGn_rH7LejI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxDjuZY1oC0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf0QT9r97I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlC3q3Yycs
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:00 |
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I think by the time you grab the gooses neck it'll be beating the poo poo outta your face with its wings to daze you
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:07 |
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I think the key is to stomp on their hollow bones really hard with your boots
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:08 |
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my bro got the s beat out of him by a swan in germany. which is like a supergoose
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:08 |
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if u beat that goose in a fight ucan say to the goose "well ur goose is cooked" and look wryly at the goose u killed before u eat the goose u killed in that fight. i beyt thatd feel good and make u feel better after how guilty u felt for killin that goose that one time (the one u fought)
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:12 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I think by the time you grab the gooses neck it'll be beating the poo poo outta your face with its wings to daze you OK so front kick to the chest, round house kick to the goose head into a back kick again to the chest, then a choke hold?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:12 |
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if u ate a swan tho that would be a terrible tragedy kind of like killing a ballet. but what i think would be neat to see if what the servers shape the foil leftovers container into bc if its a swan u just KNOW itd make u smile
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:14 |
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raptor attack http://youtu.be/_BgKaSEtS-Y?t=56s
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:17 |
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ilikedirt posted:if u ate a swan tho that would be a terrible tragedy kind of like killing a ballet. but what i think would be neat to see if what the servers shape the foil leftovers container into bc if its a swan u just KNOW itd make u smile I don't want to eat it, just beat the poo poo out of it. While his goose girls look on.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:32 |
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zoux posted:Maybe they weren't for heat regulation Stegosaurus plates were vertical stabilizers to help with turn rate, especially approaching the critical Mach number (Mcrit). This transonic region was where lesser dinosaurs could face anomalies like departure from controlled shuffling or even control inversion.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 00:54 |
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uwaeve posted:Stegosaurus plates were vertical stabilizers to help with turn rate, especially approaching the critical Mach number (Mcrit). This transonic region was where lesser dinosaurs could face anomalies like departure from controlled shuffling or even control inversion. If I've said it one time I've said it a million, dinosaurs were not airplanes you troglodyte fucker. They flew using controlled anti-gravity and weren't subject to most aerodynamic forces even at high speeds.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 01:35 |
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quote:A specimen of the Mongolian oviraptorid Citipati osmolskae was discovered in a chicken-like brooding position in 1993,[96] which indicates that they had begun using an insulating layer of feathers to keep the eggs warm. well gently caress you dinosaurs are leathery monsters
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 02:28 |
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it would be cooler if dinosaurs were wooly and had hair/fur
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 02:29 |
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Smoking Crow posted:it would be cooler if dinosaurs were wooly and had hair/fur
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 02:31 |
I heard on the radio that they just found a new dinosaur called a dreadnaughtus and its super big.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:14 |
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Dementedghost posted:I heard on the radio that they just found a new dinosaur called a dreadnaughtus and its super big.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:17 |
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We should just move on and accept that there are and never were any dinosaurs. Just giant ancient birds.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:18 |
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If I die and I was wrong and I find myself face to face with Almighty God the first thing I'm gonna ask is what was the deal w/ dinosaus.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:22 |
If I die I hope a race of highly advanced aliens the size of ants dig up my body and are like, WHOA look at the size of his teeth, they are bigger than me! Then they draw all sorts of pictures that are horribly wrong, like humans with feather
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:27 |
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would be lol if spielberg went back and hosed with jp like he did with e.t. and gave all the dinos feathers
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:38 |
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I'm going to guess Grant's speech from JP has been quoted already?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:43 |
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Even as a kid I was always bothered by the fact that they used DNA from a loving frog to fill in the gaps and complete the cc..cooode! So none of the jurassic park dinosaurs are authentic dinosaurs? They're all like a quarter toad?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:45 |
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They make it sound like the gaps were tiny in the little educational vid, but that was maybe just propaganda! It clearly had, uh, an effect.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:49 |
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Dementedghost posted:If I die I hope a race of highly advanced aliens the size of ants dig up my body and are like, WHOA look at the size of his teeth, they are bigger than me!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:51 |
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Dementedghost posted:If I die I hope a race of highly advanced aliens the size of ants dig up my body and are like, WHOA look at the size of his teeth, they are bigger than me!
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