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Look, let's get some poo poo straight: 1. Dinosaurs did not have feathers 2. If they did wear feathers, it was a disguise to eat birds, like how wolves dress up like sheep sometimes 3. T-Rex is the final boss of dinosaurs 4. People and dinosaurs did exist at the same time, and for a short while, people rode dinos like horses to get to work and the mall 5. Most dinosaurs were huge and badass, very few were tiny wimpy jobber dinosaurs 6. Before dinosaurs died out, people strapped armor and spikes to them for dinosaur fights and armies 7. The dinosaurs died of old age 8. Many famous animals nowadays got their ideas from dinosaurs, like the rhino or warthog 9. Dinosaur scientists can't get a license to study dinosaurs unless they get a lovely looking cowboy hat 10. Dinosaur bones are being found all the time, they're everywhere, so you should dig up your backyard - you'll probably discover an Awesomesaurus
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redshirt posted:
This is actually a picture from the bible
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What we're missing, though, are dinosaur grooming habits. Look, we can all have super hairy bodies, beards, and long hair - but we don't, because we're not goddamn hippies, and neither were the dinosaurs. They lizard-scaped.
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Viridiant posted:Why isn't there more dinosaur media? I feel like there isn't enough. 1. The bird lobby has a feather agenda 2. Too many sharks pouring money into Shark Week
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