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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Hunt11 posted:

First I want to point out an error in the intro stuff of this thread. Though it was released ages ago Naruto: Rise of a Ninja and it's sequel were basically the first part of the Naruto anime in game form so they had cutscenes and open world exploration to go along with the gameplay itself.

In terms of Naruto itself it was the anime/manga that really got me into the medium and I followed it up until the World War saga until Naruto got into the big final battle with said leader of the bad guys. By that point my already waning interest just died and I stopped following Naruto. Every now and then I pop in and see what's going on and that only validates my decision to drop this story.

I finally stopped paying attention when he had a freaking heart attack over the thought that he may have to kill an unrepentant bad guy (You know the one) I mean I didn't like the series up to that point but that was just the final "And I'm done."

I pretty much only follow One Piece now, and I let it buffer so I can read it in arcs.

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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

JordanKai posted:

In my opinion One Piece went off the deep end at Thriller Bark and hit rock bottom at Marineford then never recovered.

Rest In (One) Piece you beautiful series. :japan:

That's a funny way of saying had the best arc of the year. Though this is neither the time nor place.

Anyway about the game itself, I always liked Cyberconnect2's fighting games. (And I always loved they were Cyberconnect2 and the fictional company in the .Hack// universe is simply Cyberconnect) So as completely loving horrid as Naruto got, and really if we'll be honest this is anywhere from 'the chuunin exams starting' to 'the transition into shippuden', the games were always fairly strong and fun to me.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
So I decided to make a check for "What the hell IS going on in this stupid poo poo of a manga now?" and... Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Still the games are ridiculous fun.

Onmi fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Oct 9, 2014

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Herr Tog posted:

This game seems terrible but the co-commentaros make these videos loving great. Also the games ability to cut out boring poo poo like Batman's poison adventure.

Actually as complete poo poo as the source material (and all the running about) is, the actual fighting game system is fun. CyberConnect 2 can make a drat good Fighting Game, and they wound up doing the same thing for .Hack//Versus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgnNu_aDQt4

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Herr Tog posted:

when I said the game seems terrible I ment the ruunning about part and the strange camera during fighting os while the fight might be sweet the rest just looks like poo poo that would make me stop playing the game. just me maybe

No I can agree with that, combined with the fact that unlike some very old anime fighting games (thinking the DB stuff) where breaking Canon was a thing you were allowed to do, this is basically just the storyline for Naruto and that's... well... the anime sucks, the manga sucks, so the plot for this game will suck. All the side quests are currently irrelevant things, the world map is both too big to make getting anywhere tedious and not big enough to matter. It's weird because most of these games, as far as I can recall? are just straight fighting games with cutscenes. None of this running about nonsense.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Oblivion4568238 posted:

People who watched Sonic X. We can hate on 4Kids.

And anyone who's ever heard their soundtrack replacements. Or doesn't find the majority of their edits to be funny at all, See I imagine it as the sliding scale of Duel Masters to Big O. Big O is a dub done entirely in its seriousness, it localizes perfectly, it makes sure everything is understood, while not editing anything. Duel Masters is... uh... basically a licensed Abridged Series. I find it hilarious. Same for Ghost Stories (I think that's the name)

4Kids series tend to sit in this uncomfortable gap where they aren't funny like a Duel Masters or Ghost Stories, but they aren't good like a Big O or Samurai Champloo. Instead they're just kind of poo poo, and occasionally they'll write a funny line, and the voice actors working for them are usually very good (though not necessarily in the roles given to them) but it just wont work. It's the Uncanny Dub.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Zannosuke posted:

Hey I just ran into this thread yesterday, and I like what you're doing with this game. If you haven't done this already (and if you have, never mind) I could whip up that video for ya.

That is, if you don't mind me doing so.

Anyways; regarding Naruto itself, I checked out after reading though what amounts to "Sasuke: The Major Motion Picture" in the manga. Saw that and was like, "I'll come after he's done."
Best arc in my opinion was the Chunnin Exam. Just for the parallels between Naruto and Gaara.

I didn't say anything

Onmi fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Oct 9, 2014

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

ChorpSaway posted:

I hadn't done anything since it didn't seem to garner interest from the thread, but if you still want to, I certainly won't stop you.

Hey Onmi, between this last post and also this one you've been posting kinda bad and also not following the rule of not talking about content not seen in the game yet. Please refrain from this sort of posting from now on, please and thank you.

Meanwhile, the next update is still on schedule for tomorrow, so stay tuned!

Sorry, wont happen again.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
I do not like Hinata... I mean I hate this entire series but Hinata especially rubs me the wrong way. I just happen to hate characters of her archetype and the fact is she plays it so bloody to a T that I just roll my eyes. I mean she's about a step removed from Orihime's "KUROSAKI-KUN" spam. And I just... I don't like characters like that.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Fionordequester posted:

I see what you mean...but I personally never minded her myself. I mean, she doesn't spend her days pining after some emotionally distant, arrogant butthead the way Sakura and Ino do, she never ONCE was in anyway hurtful to people the way Sakura and Ino were, and there's also something to be said for someone who's got so much warrior spirit, that they'll fight the way she fought Neji. I mean, that wasn't even a life or death match, and she STILL fought him till blood was literally shooting out of her mouth...

Point is, girl's pretty cool. Strong, kind, isn't attracted only to superficial things...she's got a good head on her shoulders.

No she just spends her days hiding around the corner wanting Naruto to notice her, she's overly shy and dainty in a way that's personally annoying to me. And as for her fight with Neji, it was the one moment in the series. Everyone got at least one. No I don't count the thing that happens in the future, she ran forward and then got bitch-slapped essentially. Now while you spin it in a way that she's a good character, when it comes to the writing itself she's just complete bluh. When she appears at all. I mean... that's everyone in this hole of a story.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

kvx687 posted:

That's the in-canon explanation. The actual reason is that Kishimoto cannot write a good female character to save his life. Hinata basically gets two good moments in the entire manga and is otherwise useless, Sakura has already been discussed, Ino and Tenten are even more useless than Hinata, and let's not even mention a certain redhead that I don't think shows up in this game.

To be 100% completely fair. He can't write a good MALE character to save his life either. Rock Lee and Might Guy were happy accidents. That's not to invalidate anything you're saying, I just love pointing out that Kishimoto just sucks completely.

Like how Naruto and Sasuke have this deep friendship based on the ONE MISSION they worked together on (Incidentally, still the best part of the Naruto manga) because Kakashi went "Nope, taking him away for private training."

From which point on Sasuke and Naruto hardly speak or do anything, so they had one moment to establish a friendship and well... Kishimoto can't write for poo poo.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Waffleman_ posted:

Rock lee uses his fists. Those are based on a real weapon.

Yes but not everyone has access to missile launchers

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Dragonatrix posted:

Hidan's power isn't (just) stolen from Jimmy Neutron. It's also taken wholesale from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and was used straight up worse in every way here.

This is 'The Lovers' as used by Steely Dan correct?

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Level Seven posted:

What about Highway to Hell, from part 6?

Shared Injury: When McQueen attempts to kill himself, he can also make someone die in the same way he does. No matter the circumstances, whatever harm McQueen faces will end up happening to the other person in the same way. In other words, McQueen must kill himself in order to kill his opponent, though hardly does so solely for that motive.

It's not the same since Thunder McQueen wasn't immortal, but otherwise the Stands powers are the same

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

She's pregnant, hard to be ninja fighting when the wrong hit has you completely hosed.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Neruz posted:

What I'm trying to say is Sasuke is a fucker.

Naruto.txt

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
So the final movie (I hope) aired in Australia. And It couldn't resist one more bit of being really dumb and killing whatever characterization the protagonists had before the series went batshit stupid.

At least the game is fun when you're fighting eh?

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
I will say the downside to the "Kage's are basically acts of God" thing was that Naruto at the beginning had some pretty decent fights since it was mostly brawling with a few Jutsu. But to borrow a pro-wrestling term, basically as the series went on, psychology disappeared in favor of Spotfests. Just endlessly throwing high level jutsu at one another so the story of every fight pretty much became "The story of a man being told to believe it and then getting Rasengan'd in the face 20 times." They pretty much lost all substance and became big colourful explosions until you're thinking to yourself, "Is it sure it didn't mean Wizards instead of Ninja?"

EDIT: and this is why Rock Lee and Might Guy are the best characters, their combat style is "Kick you in the face" and "Kick you in the face fancier and harder!"

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Neruz posted:

You clearly having seen Night Guy.

Fancier and Harder!

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Or in short, a whole bunch of interesting things for a setting if it wasn't supposed to be about Ninja's, and wasn't written by Kishimoto and starring every single useless poo poo he thought up.

Though it does help (as you brought up they're Direct Attack Spells and such) give my favourite summation for Naruto (long before it went even further of the rails of insanity) and that it's more a series of wizards who know Kung-Fu rather than any actual ninja.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Herr Tog posted:

Holy poo poo y'all sure can talk about Naruto.

Series was dense, I mean it's stupid as all hell but dense with mechanical bullshit. I would imagine that written by someone competent you could get a good story out of it.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Neruz posted:

No I mean Obito can't get over his dead girlfriend.


He basically saves the world by understanding the bad guys until they finally realize that he really isn't going to give up. Of course this is a Shounen Anime so he understands people with his fists.

Did Obito even get that far?

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Neruz posted:

As far as I could tell Obito couldn't get over Rin choosing to sacrifice herself to save Kakashi; in his mind Kakashi should have sacrificed himself to save Rin not the other way around. So with his girlfriend dead Obito basically decides the entire world is now irrevocably broken and enacts a plan to plunge every living person in the world into an unbreakable dream world in which Rin can be alive again and no-one ever has to die and everyone can live happily forever.

Basically he is a goddamn child who cannot accept reality so he decides to change reality to suit himself and drag the rest of the world along for the ride. Of course in actuality he is a puppet because it is puppets all the way down but that's what Obito thinks he is doing.


And of course let us not forget that the motivation of the ultimate villain of the series is 'I want all my stuff back' despite the fact that said villain stole said stuff so it's not actually theirs in the first place.

Puppets and children, all the way down.


No I mean... I'm pretty sure Rin was never his girlfriend

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

TwoPair posted:

The joke about the Sharingan tear tattoo was probably the highlight of the video. Also, goddamn I get that "pervy sage" was an affectionate nickname or whatever, but maybe show a little respect and stop mentioning constantly how much your dead mentor was a pervert, Naruto. "I miss my mentor so much. He was a kind and loving man. Also a weird porn author."

Naruto can't talk much about porn authoring, considering he shadow-authored one for Jiraya I believe.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
I got to the end of Sasuke's eternal stabbing in the back battle with his brother and just went "I am not reading this anymore" as that was up to date at the time. I had only read it because it felt weird saying "Naruto is complete poo poo" without having seen a lot of it.

When I was done I could safely say, "Naruto is complete poo poo" and when something that happens past this game happens and our protagonist drops to the floor like he just had a heart attack I laughed and was glad I dropped this poo poo.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Neruz posted:

You should watch the movie Onmi; it contains the ending\final arc of the Naruto story and hahahahaaha it is amazing* :allears:
* - Amazing in this case meaning 'extremely stupid'

I'm in australia so I was one of the first to see part of it. And yes it's... 'Amazing'

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Well at least the game ended here so people didn't have to see what's to come OH RIGHT WE'RE COVERING THE NEXT GAME

Basically it's ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE

Onmi fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Mar 27, 2015

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

ChorpSaway posted:

Yo, we may be at the end of the game but let's ease up on content covered by UNS3!!!

Oh god I didn't think UNS3 covered that entire period, it's so skippable.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

FractalSandwich posted:

The "Heavenly Life" there (天生 tensei) is also a compound word meaning "nature", in the sense of a "natural talent" or "natural disposition", and the exactly homophonous 転生 tensei means "reincarnation" - and in particular, the phrase 輪廻転生 rinnetensei refers to the whole process of the transmigration of souls through the cycle of Samsara.

All this is to say: it's a very weighty name. It's almost comically pretentious.

Naruto: It's almost comically pretentious

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Herr Tog posted:

So it hasn't showed up in the LP let and I think I know the guy you are talking about and OH MY GOD NOW I have an idea how bad this...stays

Oh Tog, it gets much worse.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Herr Tog posted:

Is there just an IRC cause I know if we continue there are gonna be spoilers and probations.

A thread should still exist in ADTRW, I'm pretty sure you just have to read it.

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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Now you may be thinking that with our rapping ninja that this is a sign of upturn quality, but trust me, no. it's just a sign that Kishimoto could make something fun and interesting (like with Guy and Rock Lee) but he instead decided to write about other, worse things.

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