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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

your avatar rules!

thank

max is my power animal

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AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011
Brain tumor, get ready to die.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SplitSoul posted:

thank

max is my power animal

I love beating him up the head, but I love him, too.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

THS posted:

you have cancer in your brain op

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
your body is giving you adrenaline op to make you feel good.

Go get some people and have wild sex in your hotel room.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
no not heart disease!

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Pull the bed sheets off and play connect the dots between all the stains.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SplitSoul posted:

thank

max is my power animal

I love your Max!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sorry op its ebola

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Christmas Miracle posted:

little ignorients is turning into a man.

hey man, today I called Ally to push back a car payment because I didn't want to dip into overdraft (I spent $12000 in july and august, 1/3 of that was unexpected so im playing catch up) and called USAA to lower my premium by $30 or so (sweet!), while at work where I am lead on a multi million dollar 10 day setup

ok im pretty sure im a man man

ok lol maybe im not a man yet but im feeling pretty good tonight

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

sorry op its ebola

if this is bola we all need a teaspoon of bola a day

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

1gnoirents posted:



ok lol maybe im not a man yet but im feeling pretty good tonight

Sounds like someone deserves a soda from the machine in the hallway tonight.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Today you are turning in to a woman. Hair will start to grow in strange places, but don't be scared, is normal.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Liquid Chicken posted:

Sounds like someone deserves a soda from the machine in the hallway tonight.

no im going to go somewhere else and get a soda. sodas here are fuckin $4.25 but they are credit card soda machines

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


1gnoirents posted:

no im going to go somewhere else and get a soda. sodas here are fuckin $4.25 but they are credit card soda machines

what the hell

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


are you in europe or something, thats absurd

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
today i watched a woman load her entire cart up with 12 packs of coca cola and follow me out of the grocery store without paying i was like w/e and ate some yogurt

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Stoic Commie posted:

today i watched a woman load her entire cart up with 12 packs of coca cola and follow me out of the grocery store without paying i was like w/e and ate some yogurt

I'm the woman

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

are you in europe or something, thats absurd

No just a convention hotel . Costs me $35 a night to park here I think that's more absurd

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
You have ASMR

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
op finally understands the value of hard work

kode54
Nov 26, 2007

aka kuroshi
Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

No just a convention hotel . Costs me $35 a night to park here I think that's more absurd

Is it a fetish convention? Admit it, there are people wandering around in BDSM gear right this very minute.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I'm gay

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

kode54 posted:

Is it a fetish convention? Admit it, there are people wandering around in BDSM gear right this very minute.

no. might be worse, but no

man i had a dream my dad died, really was a bummer

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
learn meditation scrub

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i dont want to hear ur crap budda

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

The euphoria your'e experiencing can probably attributed to one of these conditions:
Bipolar illness
Schizophrenia
Schizoaffective illness
Cyclothymic personality
Early dementia
Alzheimer's type dementia
Frontal lobe syndrome
Frontal tumor
Meningioma
Head injury
Substance abuse
Temporal lobe epilepsy
Multiple sclerosis
Hyperthyroidism
Pick's disease
Neurosyphilis
Mild hypoxia

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Panniculus Rift posted:

The euphoria your'e experiencing can probably attributed to one of these conditions:
Bipolar illness
Schizophrenia
Schizoaffective illness
Cyclothymic personality
Early dementia
Alzheimer's type dementia
Frontal lobe syndrome
Frontal tumor
Meningioma
Head injury
Substance abuse
Temporal lobe epilepsy
Multiple sclerosis
Hyperthyroidism
Pick's disease
Neurosyphilis
Mild hypoxia

dude I dont have time for like any of that loving poo poo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
its like reading a poor eliot rodgers

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Cream_Filling posted:

its like reading a poor eliot rodgers

thats the batman villian right

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

1gnoirents posted:

I'm sitting here in my hotel room on a work trip. It's been a bitch.

This is probably one of the more stressful times in my life in general as well.

But I just got really excited like I punched the air and felt like whoa everything is going to be GREAT. I feel really good

I dunno whats going on

I actually work to achieve that feeling of well-being. Everybody has stress, sometimes I feel like I have more than most, but I frequently stop and make myself realize that I don't have many REAL problems. I have a great kid who I love, a home, income, etc. It's cliche to say "stop and smell the roses" but hey, if you are in a hotel on a business trip then at least you aren't living under a bridge and eating out of dumpsters, which is reality for a lot of people in the world.

As someone else said, it's great to be a grownup. Good for you.

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I suppose. I nominate that answer as Best Solution.

I dont mean to imply im depressed all the time. I am not, for pretty much the reasons stated above. If things get really bad I keep in mind I'm better off than 99.99999999% of humans who have ever lived. Because it's true

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