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pinch it off your dong with your fingers cuz it's thick and throw it out the window at your neighbors use it to seal envelopes that have somehow had their glue washed off hilarious thing to put on your friend's forehead while he is sleeping put in food (for someone else, then they've eaten your jizz) remarket as conditioner or face cream thoughts?
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Children are the future OP.
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Sep 5, 2014 03:56
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jerk off upside down and give yourself a facial e: i'm suggesting this as a thing that you, the op, should personally do
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Sep 5, 2014 03:58
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Get it all over your fingers and sling it at the wall. Make a cum rorschach.
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Flagrant Abuse posted:jerk off upside down and give yourself a facial It's a great cleanser and also good for your pores.
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Sep 5, 2014 03:59
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collect it in a vase
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penis nectar
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Sep 5, 2014 04:01
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I'm covering my monitor with it right now so i can't see this poo poo thread anymore
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Sep 5, 2014 04:08
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 Mix up some classy exotic drinks!
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Sep 5, 2014 04:08
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put it back in for a second go reduce, reuse, recycle
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Sep 5, 2014 04:10
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Bip Roberts posted:Children are the future OP. Child labor: the workforce of tomorrow, today.
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Sep 5, 2014 04:39
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
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Sep 5, 2014 04:41
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freebase it
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Sep 5, 2014 04:53
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Every sperm is sacred, so you should deposit it in a ritual chalice on a shrine which you must pray to daily so as not to anger the jizz spirits
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Catholic Church endorses masturbation but in return you have to imbibe Jesus Christs semen via halfandhalf cream.
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Sep 5, 2014 04:58
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same thing i do with pussy and poo poo i eat it, OP
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Sep 5, 2014 05:04
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Use it as a vector for disease transmission Or make pancakes with it
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Wash your gravyhand in warm water so it rinses away all but the weird thick boogery part, then put that remaining nug in your nose. Go sneeze on a complete stranger and enjoy your erection.
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