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http://m.startribune.com/?id=273956691 TL;DR: Guy jacks off multiple times into his co-workers' coffee and on her desk to get her to notice him. Lol. Which one of you was this?
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Sep 5, 2014 15:11
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"Hmm, this tastes familiar"
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Sep 5, 2014 15:12
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lmao fifth degree charges? does he even have to go to court for that
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Sep 5, 2014 15:15
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This is like some OT III level negging
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Sep 5, 2014 15:18
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all cum is rape
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Sep 5, 2014 15:19
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so thats what happened to keyboard goop guy
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Sep 5, 2014 15:21
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Yaldabaoth posted:This is like some OT III level negging If he was only able to get away with it 2 more times she would have found him irresistible.
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Sep 5, 2014 15:28
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i like my coffee like i like my men
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Sep 5, 2014 15:59
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SplitSoul posted:i like my coffee like i like my men poo poo out of small Southeast Asian mammal's rear end.
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Sep 5, 2014 16:32
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re the thread title: yes
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Sep 5, 2014 16:36
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InFlames235 posted:http://m.startribune.com/?id=273956691
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Sep 5, 2014 16:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMiPjnNF7Dc
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Sep 5, 2014 17:09
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041
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Sep 5, 2014 17:34
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probly tastes better than Coffee Mate creamer.
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Sep 5, 2014 17:36
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Death By Yogurt posted:probly tastes better than Coffee Mate creamer. Powdered Cum
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Sep 5, 2014 17:37
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Beans fresh from Cumlombia.
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Sep 5, 2014 17:52
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quote:
Oh, now it's against the law to be attracted to someone? MISANDRY
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Sep 5, 2014 18:00
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Looks like we need another rule for the employee handbook, dammit
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Sep 5, 2014 18:07
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i take my coffee black thanks though
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Sep 5, 2014 18:20
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Medium Cool posted:i take my coffee black thanks though i take my semen black
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Sep 5, 2014 18:45
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In my day this was how a gentleman courted a lady 
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Sep 5, 2014 18:50
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how do you just write that off as spoiled milk?
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Sep 5, 2014 18:52
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did it leap out of the coffee and onto the desk?
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Sep 5, 2014 18:53
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It's like pheromones right
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Sep 5, 2014 19:05
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"Hmm this has been going on for months with this suddenly foul smelling coffee... milk's gon bad."
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Sep 5, 2014 19:07
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this always happens to me
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Sep 5, 2014 19:09
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The first thing i think about when my coffee tastes bad is that someone probably jacked off in it
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Sep 5, 2014 19:12
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The best/worst part of the article is that now the woman is wondering how many terrible cups of coffee she drank were because of this.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:50
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it's hard to start the day without a little bit of coffee and cum
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Sep 5, 2014 20:53
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"I'm sorry. I know what I did was wrong and gross, but I'm sorry -- I got caught!!" *makes a break for it but trips and lands on boner*
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Sep 5, 2014 21:27
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My amazon suggestions got odd. Lol at people who viewd this also viewed...
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Sep 5, 2014 21:30
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SplitSoul posted:i like my coffee like i like my men in a cup with boiling hot water poured on them???
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Sep 5, 2014 21:32
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SniperWoreConverse posted:"Hmm this has been going on for months with this suddenly foul smelling coffee... milk's gon bad."
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