|
MENS RIGHTS, NOW
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 07:54 |
|
|
# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:57 |
|
But what about pooping?
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 08:02 |
|
Kazak_Hstan posted:But what about pooping?
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 08:04 |
|
who cares
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 08:06 |
|
like, vertically higher? so there's more distance from the bowl to your butt? i dig it. i was thinking like 4 feet or something. ill make the website.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 08:14 |
|
am i still a man if i always sit down on the toilet?
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:06 |
|
getting a prince albert doesnt make you a sex god it makes you have to sit down to pee, forever, unless you want to piss all over the place and down the front of your pants at that point you might as well start wearing heels and a dress on that note just stand up and pee with the seat down, they oughta know to check and wipe first
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:08 |
|
i just piss all over the seat, op i also pluck out some large, spindly pubes and season the seat with them for good measure
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:25 |
|
I raise the seat whenever I need to piss. Then I put the seat down and close the loving lid, because I don't want my cats drinking the water, because we use those gel blob treatments to keep the bowls fresh.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:32 |
|
I cant physically poo poo unless i'm squatting off the top of a stepladder.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:41 |
|
Seriously, why the gently caress do you think toilet seats have lids? Close that poo poo up, you lazy gently caress.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:46 |
|
if you actually give a poo poo about this, you should kill yourself
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:52 |
|
Kelfeftaf posted:if you actually give a poo poo about this, you should kill yourself I'll kill house guests who won't put the cover down when they're done instead. Actually, instead, I'll just quietly put it down for them and never say a word, because I'm beta as gently caress.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:56 |
|
your words hold no power here, for we are all toiletlords
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:59 |
|
idgi, what purpose does leaving the seat up serve? Or is there no logic involved?
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 10:07 |
|
YOU WANT LOGIC?! ok I pee more than I poop, therefore leaving the seat up removes unneeded exertion on my flabby bingo wing arms on repeated pee trips after drinking a family size bottle of mountain dew. When it inevitably becomes time to release the brown deluge, seat goes down.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 10:56 |
|
Okay, you got me there. I also leave my pants perpetually unzipped, so my dick is ever ready to emerge.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:00 |
|
i pee pee in my pants
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:03 |
|
I must, too, somehow, for every day when I change them, they reek of piss. Or it could be crotch sweat. Yeah, that's it. Crotch sweat.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:14 |
|
kode54 posted:Okay, you got me there. I also leave my pants perpetually unzipped, so my dick is ever ready to emerge. I put the lid back on my family sized mountain dew after every sip.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:15 |
|
Woden posted:I put the lid back on my family sized mountain dew after every sip. I use a straw. And I drink soda out of mason jars, because I'm either a hipster or a poor, or both.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:17 |
|
imo everyone should just leave the seat however they want if its down and i need to pee ill probably lift it if im not drunk if its down and i need to poo poo and there's piss and pubes on the seat ill just get a woman to clean it first not like im gonna poo poo with the seat up thats crazy
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:18 |
|
i piss in the cistern
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:28 |
|
I once pooped in the cistern. Good thing I moved out of that place.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:56 |
|
lol if you don't just piss in an empty Gatorade bottle and then toss it by the side of the highway.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 13:09 |
|
Trixie Hardcore posted:lol if you don't just piss in an empty Gatorade bottle and then toss it by the side of the highway.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 13:18 |
|
kode54 posted:Seriously, why the gently caress do you think toilet seats have lids? Close that poo poo up, you lazy gently caress. This. Who the hell leaves the seat up when flushing? That sprays the contents of the toilet all over the bathroom if the lid is not in position.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 13:20 |
|
Yivgev posted:i pee pee in my pants Like this? http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Courtesy-Pee
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:12 |
|
Be sure to CHOOSE the manner in which you pee your pants and do it intentionally.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:20 |
|
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:21 |
|
i usually pee sitting down
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:25 |
|
women speak in disrespectful way toward men, these days
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:01 |
|
i put the seat back down because womenfolk have bad memories are and likely to fall in because they don't look before they plop they asses down
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:05 |
|
Throwdini posted:women speak in disrespectful way toward men, these days
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:05 |
|
rofl
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:06 |
|
quote:
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:22 |
|
Throwdini posted:women speak in disrespectful way toward men, these days True. We should bring back laws against Common Scolds. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_scold
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:28 |
|
Angela Christine posted:True. We should bring back laws against Common Scolds. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_scold Oh god don't let goons know about cucking stools.
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:36 |
|
Trixie Hardcore posted:Oh god don't let goons know about cucking stools. the WHAT stool???? :iamafag:
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:40 |
|
|
# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:57 |
|
Trixie Hardcore posted:Oh god don't let goons know about cucking stools. This changes everything !
|
# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:40 |