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cucking stool you say?
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:41 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:52 |
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cucking stool: not as much fun as you'd think
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:42 |
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maybe I'm just a rude fellow but what about this is courteous??
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:53 |
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Ghaz posted:maybe I'm just a rude fellow but what about this is courteous?? It is considered rude to not soak your panties in your piss and walk around with piss soaked panties. I remember when I went to an all girls preparatory school the headmistress would give you such a spanking if your panties weren't at the very least damp with piss whenever she did her random upskirt inspection.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 16:39 |
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wtf don't push your pee out unless you wanna be incontinent in your loving 30s
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 16:40 |
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Ghaz posted:maybe I'm just a rude fellow but what about this is courteous?? I think it is riffing off the idea of a courtesy flush. Flush mid-poop so nobody has to smell your poops. Go stand by a tree and piss your pants, so nobody has to . . . know girls pee?
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 18:06 |
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just piss in one of the hundreds of empty mt.dew bottles you got, then throw them in the pile in the corner with the rest of them.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 18:15 |
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prodigal i made this exact thread already how dare u ur punishment for this crime is ,,,,, *rolls up sleeve to reveal death tattoo* ,,,,death *flexes arm intimidatingly at u*
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 18:38 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 18:49 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 19:23 |
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kode54 posted:I'll kill house guests who won't put the cover down when they're done instead. Actually, instead, I'll just quietly put it down for them and never say a word, because I'm beta as gently caress. There has to be some middle ground between killing your guests and shamefully putting the seat down for people like some sort of house servant.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 21:56 |
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Kelfeftaf posted:There has to be some middle ground between killing your guests and shamefully putting the seat down for people like some sort of house servant. Shamefully killing your guests like some sort of house servant?
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 23:33 |
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i think middle ground is offering a tongue cleaning of their genitals in exchange for them putting down the seat but you also have to murder them preferably after they put the seat down because if not i hope you have some experience with how puppets work
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 23:37 |
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I always lift the seat anyway, to make sure there isn't a spider under there waiting to gob on my tush.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 23:49 |
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posh girls posted:
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 09:46 |
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ilikedirt posted:prodigal i made this exact thread already how dare u R.I.P. DIMEBAG
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 14:52 |
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If you piss in the toilet like they want you to you're not even a man. Nature gave you the right to go anywhere in any corner, let not man take away what GOD hath granted
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 15:26 |
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lol if your aim isn't good enough to just piss with the seat down
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 15:48 |
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Just sit down and piss, Goons.
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 15:50 |
Trixie Hardcore posted:It is considered rude to not soak your panties in your piss and walk around with piss soaked panties. I remember when I went to an all girls preparatory school the headmistress would give you such a spanking if your panties weren't at the very least damp with piss whenever she did her random upskirt inspection.
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 16:03 |
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i poo poo in my pands
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 16:30 |
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in my house, we split the toilet seat up/down issue right down the middle. men raise the seat up when they need to pee and leave it up, women lower the seat and leave it down. that way each gender does 50% of the work re: toilet seat positioning anything else is misandry
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 17:00 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:52 |
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keep your knees up to your ears when squatting and pooping its good for your butt
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 17:04 |