psa: raise the dang seat on your toliet

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > psa: raise the dang seat on your toliet

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

getting a prince albert doesnt make you a sex god it makes you have to sit down to pee, forever, unless you want to piss all over the place and down the front of your pants

at that point you might as well start wearing heels and a dress

on that note just stand up and pee with the seat down, they oughta know to check and wipe first

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

imo everyone should just leave the seat however they want

if its down and i need to pee ill probably lift it if im not drunk

if its down and i need to poo poo and there's piss and pubes on the seat ill just get a woman to clean it first

not like im gonna poo poo with the seat up thats crazy

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 11:18

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