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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Val Kilmer was badass that decided he liked cake so traded his badass card for a fatass one wtf?

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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gently caress it, I'm growing a moustache just because this film is so tubular.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Only decent western in the past few decades was Unforgiven.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Clint should make one more before he kicks the bucket.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

What do you want on your Tombstone? :clint:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

nooneofconsequence posted:

What do you want on your Tombstone? :clint:

pepperoni and cheese

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Fog Tripper posted:

Only decent western in the past few decades was Unforgiven.

Buying and keeping the screenplay for Unforgiven until he was old enough to play the part only adds to how awesome that film is. Shame he had to go and talk to a loving chair.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Val Kilmer walks off with that entire movie and acts circles around everybody else in it

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Jul 22, 2014

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Criminal Minded posted:

Val Kilmer walks off with that entire movie and acts circles around everybody else in it

Wisdom.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Fog Tripper posted:

Only decent western in the past few decades was Unforgiven.

True Grit
Deadwood

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

Criminal Minded posted:

Val Kilmer walks off with that entire movie and acts circles around everybody else in it

Fact.

Will always love that movie.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

kurt russell shows a goon what's what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2YVyLLKRHw

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I know, let's have a spelling contest!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i watched tombstone again recently and realized that this guy


and the bad guy in avatar


are the same actor. stephen lang

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Christmas Miracle posted:

i watched tombstone again recently and realized that this guy


and the bad guy in avatar


are played by the same guy. stephen lang

Man, he was the alpha oval office as Ike Clanton. Kind of fitting, really.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Christmas Miracle posted:

i watched tombstone again recently and realized that this guy


and the bad guy in avatar


are the same actor. stephen lang

Holy poo poo talk about totally opposite characters

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Jul 22, 2014

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I've got two guns, one for each of ya.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I didn't really like the actor guy, was glad the cowboys shot him.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Fog Tripper posted:

Only decent western in the past few decades was Unforgiven.

deadwood

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Fog Tripper posted:

Only decent western in the past few decades was Unforgiven.

Dead Man, The Assassination of Jesse James, Meek's Cutoff, Django Unchained, True Grit, The Proposition

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
al swearengen is definitely my huckleberry

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Good For Nothing qwas pretty good too

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
Would '3:10 to Yuma' count as a western? :)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i cant remember anything about true grit lol

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
that scene in the proposition when dat guys head explodes literally made me and my budfdy shout oh poo poo in the theater true story hth

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Jul 22, 2014

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Artsygrrl posted:

Would '3:10 to Yuma' count as a western? :)

Yes and it was awesome except all those bits where Christian Bale thought he was a serious ACK-TOR. Batman/western crossover with Bale and Kilmer.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Zzulu posted:

i cant remember anything about true grit lol

LaBoeuf's blue eyes sparkle as he stoops down to kiss diminutive Mattie Ross on her quivering mouth. The stink of whiskey clings to his hot breath, causing Mattie to cringe and recoil at the first sniff.

"Pugnacious as ever, my hummingbird," LaBoeuf smiles and says too loudly. "You might argue that my advances on the fairer sex constitute malum prohibitum--but sager eyes than mine would concur that your coldest of spurnings is nothing less than an act of malum in se." As if on cue, he unsheathes his Sharps carbine--a crude weapon that shares more in common with a musket than a modern rifle--and draws the hammer back with a heavy cha-click. Mattie's reaction to the sound is all the confirmation LaBoeuf requires to know that his message is received. "Indubitably."

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
The book is fantastic, LaBouef's creepiness notwithstanding.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i watched this movie again about three years ago and i was honestly appalled yes that's the only word for it appalled at how bad it was

but yea val kilmer is amazing in it

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Can't post for 2 years!
My fave line in that movie is by far

"I got two guns...one fo' each o' ya"

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

I like the scene where Val Kilmer and Michael Biehn spout off random latin words to show they are educated.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

SPACE HOMOS posted:

I like the scene where Val Kilmer and Michael Biehn spout off random latin words to show they are educated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKb0nITW_4

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Jul 22, 2014

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SPACE HOMOS posted:

I like the scene where Val Kilmer and Michael Biehn spout off random latin words to show they are educated.

That's the spirit of this thread. In vino, veritas.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

movie owned but yeah it would have sucked without val kilmer

the proposition is also a good western that no one knows about, and it has australians

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Control Volume posted:

movie owned but yeah it would have sucked without val kilmer

the proposition is also a good western that no one knows about, and it has australians

I feel like ned kelly is kind of a western too

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

is this poo poo on Netflix? i want to watch it

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Yeah he kills this movie.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The Kevin Costner movie that came out in the same year blows because it takes the source material way too seriously, while Tombstone correctly recognizes that all people want from the myth of Wyatt Earp n friends is gun shootin' and Val Kilmer chewing scenery.

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