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You are a cold glass of water. You sit on top of a coaster placed on a mahogany table. What do you do? >
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Sep 7, 2014 16:27
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Gather dust and start growing fuzzy black jelly from being left in the pantry for months.
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Sep 7, 2014 16:27
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wait for alien invasion where i will become useful
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Sep 7, 2014 16:27
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Sweat slowly and drip down onto the coasterless surface.
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Sep 7, 2014 16:27
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>start forming tiny air bubbles
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Sep 7, 2014 16:27
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Quiver to let you know your mom is home.
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Sep 7, 2014 16:28
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Panniculus Rift posted:>start forming tiny air bubbles You feel bored. To entertain yourself you begin forming little air bubbles at your bottom. The bubbles float to the surface and lightly pop. It hurts slightly, but its something to do.
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Sep 7, 2014 16:29
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EasternBronze posted:Sweat slowly and drip down onto the coasterless surface. A large glass pitcher is placed on the surface near you, filled with lemonade and ice cubes. You begin to sweat nervously, and drips of water slid down your glass slowly. Some of the drips managed to make it off the coaster.
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Sep 7, 2014 16:33
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>view inventory
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Sep 7, 2014 16:34
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>sip
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Sep 7, 2014 16:34
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Panniculus Rift posted:>view inventory You have the following: 2 slowly melting ice cubes Water
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Sep 7, 2014 16:35
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tip over, roll off teh table, hopefully smash myself and end my miserable existence
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Sep 7, 2014 16:39
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>talk to my sidekick, Alfred the cheeky monkey
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Sep 7, 2014 16:42
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Shugojin posted:tip over, roll off teh table, hopefully smash myself and end my miserable existence A gloved hand reaches to pick you up, accidentally knocking you over. You roll off the table and fall onto the carpet. The water spills across the carpet, your ice cubes sliding across it. You break apart. As you fade away you hear the owner of the gloved hand exclaim "drat it." --- You are a large pitcher of lemonade. You have just witnessed a horrific accident. What do you do? >
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Sep 7, 2014 16:42
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turn in to pee
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Sep 7, 2014 16:43
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Fagmaster posted:turn in to pee You turn your insides into piss. A gloved hand places a new empty glass on the table. He then grabs your handle and unknowingly pours what is now piss into the glass.
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Sep 7, 2014 16:47
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Average out my temperature with the surrounding environment.
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Sep 7, 2014 17:42
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VendaGoat posted:Average out my temperature with the surrounding environment. You slowly become a glass of room temperature piss.
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Sep 7, 2014 17:48
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> actually be an oak tree
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Sep 7, 2014 17:49
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>Let the lemonade sepparate into sugar water on top and then mat of white pulp on the bottom.
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Sep 7, 2014 17:49
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scalded schlong posted:> actually be an oak tree You can't do that, you are a glass of piss.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:16
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Sep 7, 2014 18:51
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>become piss golem
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Sep 7, 2014 18:52
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>watch in delight as the owner of the gloved hand drinks my piss
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Sep 7, 2014 18:54
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Justin Tyme posted:>become piss golem >lay waste to surrounding village
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Sep 7, 2014 18:58
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Justin Tyme posted:>become piss golem The gloved hand picks you up off the table and carries you through the room. Your contents shake steadily as he carries you through many finely decorated hallways and rooms. Finally you are taken to your destination. The gloved hand places you on a desk. "Thank you Secret Serviceman Jones." As Jones leaves the room a new hand lifts you up and pours your contents past his lips. The owner of the hand gags as a terrible transformation takes place. ---- You are Barack Obama, President of the United States. You have just accidentally drank piss from a glass. But this was no ordinary piss. You find yourself transforming into a piss golem.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:59
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》be knocked over by roommates cat
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Sep 7, 2014 19:01
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> become empowered with eldritch golem legislative vigor, implement Bilderberg Group OWG Plan 383
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Sep 7, 2014 19:02
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>Start Musturbating my big black dick
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Sep 7, 2014 19:06
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>Retrieve arms from chest
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Sep 7, 2014 19:08
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paranoid randroid posted:> become empowered with eldritch golem legislative vigor, implement Bilderberg Group OWG Plan 383
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Sep 7, 2014 19:09
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>attempt to take the nuclear football, failing to grab it because your hands are piss and pass straight through
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Sep 7, 2014 19:10
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paranoid randroid posted:> become empowered with eldritch golem legislative vigor, implement Bilderberg Group OWG Plan 383 Enrapt in a yellow haze of golemfication you find yourself signing everything on your desk. You soon find you no longer need a pen as you can use your own finger to sign, as it now leaves behind a yellow crust when you rub it against surfaces. You grow larger and larger as your transformation continues, bursting out of your clothes. You are yellow in color now and very crusty. You look nothing like the man you once were, and it would be impossible to tell you were a man anyway, since golem do not have genital. "Mr. President, what is that smell?" You hear Secret Serviceman Jones say outside your door.
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Sep 7, 2014 19:10
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mr.capps posted:Enrapt in a yellow haze of golemfication you find yourself signing everything on your desk. You soon find you no longer need a pen as you can use your own finger to sign, as it now leaves behind a yellow crust when you rub it against surfaces. >answer back "your mom's queefs, jones"
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Sep 7, 2014 19:12
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Justin Tyme posted:>answer back "your mom's queefs, jones" Jones laughs, as he is required to at all jokes made by the president despite his own personal preferences in humor. For being a piss golem you still sound normal. You thank God for letting you at least keep your voice.
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Sep 7, 2014 19:14
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>give jones a hand job and awaken the cum golem
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Sep 7, 2014 19:22
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> clench it really hard, cause some of my hydrogen to become isotope deuterium. > grind it really hard, every day > hope for tritium
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