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Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

paxton gifted a perfect TOOTBLAN inning

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:34

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

The Pussy Boss posted:

haha i'm watching some of the Jeter Day stuff and they sure turned out the A-List for this shindig. Michael Jordan?? lol

e: loving NASA astronauts from the space station

Jeterfest 2014 has now reached the levels of self-parody... Amazing.

E: Cano, ugh.

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 7, 2014

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:53

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

And then Cano gives the Rangers a TOOTBLAN.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:56

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

Krigen posted:

Jeterfest 2014 has now reached the levels of self-parody...

... OK, this is it. The last straw. We all need to be grown-ups and stop begrudging this god among men, Derek Oglethorpe Jeter, his due.

Let's face it. This is important. In a few weeks, the only man in the annals of the history of this wonderful nation (nay, the world) who ever played baseball will retire. If you ask me, we can't make a big enough deal about it.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:56

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

tarlibone posted:

... OK, this is it. The last straw. We all need to be grown-ups and stop begrudging this god among men, Derek Oglethorpe Jeter, his due.

Let's face it. This is important. In a few weeks, the only man in the annals of the history of this wonderful nation (nay, the world) who ever played baseball will retire. If you ask me, we can't make a big enough deal about it.

Clearly this planet is just too small for Derek Jeter and NASA is working on blasting him into the far reaches of space to teach lesser species the gift of Jeterball.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:59

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

tarlibone posted:

... OK, this is it. The last straw. We all need to be grown-ups and stop begrudging this god among men, Derek Oglethorpe Jeter, his due.

Let's face it. This is important. In a few weeks, the only man in the annals of the history of this wonderful nation (nay, the world) who ever played baseball will retire. If you ask me, we can't make a big enough deal about it.

This is amazing.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:59

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

CJ Cron's dinger was loving mashed drat he turned on that one quickly.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:59

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Crow coming in with a runner on? I don't like this...

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:01

Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

I have no idea who Mike Adams is, but he looks like the hybrid child of Jim Johnson and Raul Ibanez.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:06

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Angels extra base hits today :eyepop:

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:07

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

This Brewers catcher, Maldonado, is pretty loving amazing behind the plate. A while ago, I heard one of the guys calling the game say that the Brewers might be leaning toward transitioning Lucroy to first base full-time and giving the catching job to Maldonado. Does anyone know if there's any truth to that?

� Edit � ... aaaaaaaand, right on cue, a throwing error by Maldonado allows the runners to advance and a run to score.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:08

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

RIP Brewers

They Never Scored

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:09

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Dammit Kyle.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:11

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

Some Numbers posted:

Dammit Kyle.

I don't care how well you've historically done on 3-0 counts, you shouldn't swing on them.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:12

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

Thanks to Carpenter's TOOTBLAN, that last play wasn't a complete disaster for the Brewers.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:12

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Krigen posted:

I don't care how well you've historically done on 3-0 counts, you shouldn't swing on them.

Probably true.

Halfway through and no runs on either side!

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:14

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

cards good very happy

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:17

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

Ugh... Error on Morales. I know Morales is the hotter hitter right now but I much prefer LoMo on 1st.

E: Seattle 'Double-play' Mariners.

Some Numbers posted:

They put the error on Cano.

I understand why but that's just hilarious, given that it was a perfect throw and Morales' ham-hands were at fault.

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Sep 7, 2014

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:18

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Krigen posted:

Ugh... Error on Morales. I know Morales is the hotter hitter right now but I much prefer LoMo on 1st.

They put the error on Cano.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:21

TenaciousJ: Dec 31, 2008; Clown move bro

Sizemore hits fair and stares in the box as he gets thrown out at 1st :lol:

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:24

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

There's apparently someone in Wrigleyville using a drone-mounted camera to watch the game.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:25

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

that cubs player batflipped the poo poo out of that popup lol

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:25

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Krigen posted:

I understand why but that's just hilarious, given that it was a perfect throw and Morales' ham-hands were at fault.

It was in the dirt, but I agree.

I like Sucre more than Zunino.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:27

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Well thank goodness for these eight runs.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:27

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

Centerfielder makes the catch and throws the ball back to the infield, where it eludes 4 Brewers, allowing the runner to advance. Boos ensue.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:28

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

Some Numbers posted:

I like Sucre more than Zunino.

Yeah but Zunino hits dingers, DINGERS!

If the Mariners can just teach Zunino some plate discipline, he'd be awesome.

Some Numbers posted:

I'm weird, but I prefer someone who can consistently hit singles and doubles to someone who hits a lot of dingers and strikes out a lot.

Pitch framing! RISP! Potential! Dnkfkdgkn! :frogsiren:

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Sep 7, 2014

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:29

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

I'm weird, but I prefer someone who can consistently hit singles and doubles to someone who hits a lot of dingers and strikes out a lot.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:30

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

after most of the cardinal outfielders not hitting most of the season they've all decided they can in fact hit now

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:32

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

dammit miguel montero, y'all would be leading the dodgers if you weren't so slow

p great throw by kemp though

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:33

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

gently caress THE DH :coal:

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:37

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Gerrit Cole first career ding shot :siren:

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:37

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Shawn O'Malley gets an infield RBI single in his first mlb at bat... After 9 years in the minors. :unsmith:

Good Dog fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 7, 2014

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:37

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Ahahahhahahahah ha Gerrit Cole you magnificent bastard

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:37

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Dear Pirates,

We give up. Please stop firing the cannons.

Sincerely,

The Cubs

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:38

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Explosionface posted:

Dear Pirates,

We give up. Please stop firing the cannons.

Sincerely,

The Cubs

After today I don't want a Pittsburgh to ever stop scoring lest they give up a huge lead and look like a bunch of goobers doing so

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:42

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

20 Runs in three days. Can we just keep playing the Cubs for the rest of the season, please?

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:42

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

20 Runs in three days. Can we just keep playing the Cubs for the rest of the season, please?

3 more games against them :getin:

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:42

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

20 Runs in three days. Can we just keep playing the Cubs for the rest of the season, please?

I'm actually more okay with this than you might expect. Mainly because gently caress the Brewers and the Cards, but might as well get one more pick as high as possible before this team gets good again.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:43

TenaciousJ: Dec 31, 2008; Clown move bro

No Rafael Soriano Experience today!

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:34

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

It might be time to take out Cole

# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:47

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