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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB 9/7 - 9/13 GDT - Now hiring managers in the State of Texas! Apply now!
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canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

 Buck Martinez astutely observes that Jose Bautista has a very high OPS when he hits a home run in a game.

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TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Clippard is going to give me a heart attack

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Alright, Cutch :woop:

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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Yo out. Marco in with the bases loaded. Would you like to be kicked in the dick or kicked in the dick.


Am I starting to sound like Tedd_Not_Ed?

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 wow looks like shelby has been really good tonight

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Mobius
Sep 26, 2000
 And, the Cubs get Madduxed...



E: Geez, that game was only like 2:20, even with the Jays scoring eight.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Stroman CGSO :toot: :toot:

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

theacox posted:

Yo out. Marco in with the bases loaded. Would you like to be kicked in the dick or kicked in the dick.


Am I starting to sound like Tedd_Not_Ed?

Not until you immediately are proven wrong and resort to start making GDTs.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Brent Morel: good hitter :confused:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Give Marte the cycle Phillies :argh:

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe
The Cardinals have stranded 10 tonight, and the tying run is stepping up to the plate in the bottom of the 8th.

Wasted games are made out of this stuff.

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TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Storen gets 3 Ks in 3 ABs. Fire Soriano into the sun.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Don't gently caress this up Pirates

Get the double play

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Thank god for insurance runs because this inning suddenly :ohdear:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ugh he was out on that last pitch too

Byrd is going to get a homer isn't he?

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe
Weird comebacker on Villarreal. At this point, the Reds probably can't believe their luck. I mean, literally, they cannot fathom this season of injuries.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 BIG MAN SMASH :swoon:

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe
Duck and cover, Cincinnati, an Adams bomb just blew up!

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 i was about to make another matt adams sucks post then he does that

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

 Matt Adams just murdered a baseball in cold blood.

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Ramirez needs to sit down for a couple days.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 Grichuk is pretty loving awesome in the field.


:toot:

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe
That was a hell of a catch in right just now.

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Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
No doubt about it. :yarr:

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
The Battle of Pennsylvania Continues
Current tally:
Pittsburgh : 4
Philadelphia : 0


West Side Best Side :yarr:

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goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Orioles win. :toot:

Camden north sign owns.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
The Mariners hit three balls really really hard and only got one hit out of it.

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Let's Lo GoMo!!!

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

The Nards Pan posted:

Let's Lo GoMo!!!

Nice battle! And he won!

Edit: Zunino hit by another pitch.

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Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
mike zunino achieves his truest outcome

edit: and saunders too! hot dog!

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vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
 Holy gently caress Hech!!

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Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
 Stop it A's. Stop it.

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Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Dutchy posted:

Stop it A's. Stop it.
No! Full swan dive! Never pull up!

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Boooooooooooo. IBB for Cano.

E: IBB to get to our DH.



v---"THHHHBBBBBBBBTHHHHHHHHHHH"

BallerBallerDillz fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Sep 9, 2014

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Come on Morales, punish them with an RBI.

Or a home run.

Edit: Mariners cannot catch a break on hard hit balls.

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holylemon
May 24, 2004

Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?

Fun Shoe
A's one strike away from winning... give up game-tying home run.

:suicide:

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
THANKS UMP.

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TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Vin Scully really likes saying Despaigne. He's chewing that name like a little kid with candy

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Felix is having a lot of trouble getting his change-up over the plate, but his curveball is fantastic.

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
"Felix may not have his best stuff tonight - but he always has guts" - Twitter (presumably an MD)

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