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Al Borland posted:Okay! Now your ADVENTURE BEGINS! I got this. Run in the opposite direction because they are afraid of public social interaction.
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Hobohemian posted:I got this. As you run away from the commotion you find yourself suffering a panic attack. Your vision getting dizzy at the thought of human interaction you don't even realize where you're going. You hit a man in front of you falling to the ground. Looking up you see a masked figure cloaked in dark leather with a bloody knife in his hand. Several compatriots are with the man in similar fashion. They look at you briefly before running away. That was a close one!
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Al Borland posted:You have entered the world of dungeons and pathfinding. A place where poo poo involving gnomes, goblins, and other god forsaken creatures exist. Crowbar: Cleric: Gnome
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Tyrone Jamal, dark elf, thief
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dark elf, the sun terrifies me and I'm dominated by feminazis at every step
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assman the white human doctor
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Markus the forger, Celt, drunkard
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Applewhite Class: Lewdweaver Race: Werewoof
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Al Borland posted:As you run away from the commotion you find yourself suffering a panic attack. Your vision getting dizzy at the thought of human interaction you don't even realize where you're going. You hit a man in front of you falling to the ground. Looking up you see a masked figure cloaked in dark leather with a bloody knife in his hand. Several compatriots are with the man in similar fashion. They look at you briefly before running away. lavernicus can sense the negative energies, his mind being attacked by the panic of those around him. as he quickly turns to run away, he hears a noise not dissimilar to a bundle of twigs snapping as his left ankle appears to tear itself away from his leg. writhing in pain in the dirt, a vision materializes in front of him and begins to pull its dark red hole open "this must be the entrance to hell...", he thought as his dork elf blood pooled around him, his spirit being tainted by the goat like creature that stands before him
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Shadow the Hedgehog, charm caster and master race.
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Osmosis Jones, i think i'm black and i dunno my race, amoeba?
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Ceoworth Stormsbane human racist cop Hobbies include taking bribes and busting innocent gnome skulls, but how many gnomes are truly innocent? None, says ceoworth, because they're dirty loving gnomes who steal valuable chimney sweep jobs from human children.
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Chad Johnson: 6'4" 3rd year Tight End from small-town Minnesota. Played for U Colorado (Boulder) while majoring in romance languages and minoring in archaeology. Eleventh round draft pick by by the Ravens. Half black, half white.
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Phil Niekro posted:shitpost elemental
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Darklord Cockslam, Doodiemancer, 1/2 Orc & 3/4ths Purina Puppy Chow.
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Spraynard Krugger the floor goblin
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I am Raistlin Majere, a wizard of the Human Race. I cast powerful spells like FIREBALL and LIGHTNING BOLT. My Character quote is: “You cannot hide from danger. Death floats on the air, creeps through the window, comes with the handshake of a stranger. If we stop living because we fear death, then we have already died." Here are my character stats: Alias Master of Past and Present Birth Corij 17th, 326 AC Death 383 AC Race Human Gender Male Nationality Abanasinian Hair Color White Eye Color Gold, Hourglass Height 5' 9" Weight 135 lb Class Wizard Occupation Black Robe Spouse None Children None Parents Gilon Majere, Rosamun Majere Siblings Caramon Majere, Kitiara Uth Matar Successor Dalamar the Dark looking forward to this, OP 
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Tharoder, Goblin from the Land of Nob, mage.
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Al Borland posted:Okay! Now your ADVENTURE BEGINS! Smokin dat moonsuger laced fire-weed, I leave the ball-to-basket court in a skooma soaked haze (trying to drown the sorrows of my dead family, yo) to go see what the commotion is all about. This may be the perfect venue to bust a "phat freestyle"* to the crowd. *this is what the half-orcs say when they want to sing a song of their people off the top of their heads
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Morkel - a half human, half frog hybrid. My parents were killed by orcs who did not understand the love between a human female and a male frog (there was cucking involved also). My class is wizard prestige class: linux on the desktop advocate.
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oh as osmosis jones i'm blue too dunno if that's important
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I am Butt Farter the Angry Bear Monk Str:17 Dex:13 Con:14 Int:15 Wis:8 Chr:8 Gauntlets of the Talon, monk level +5 Monk’s Belt, monk level +5 Monk’s Tattoo, monk level +4 Fanged Ring Necklace of Natural attacks
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Aolbrandr Brandrson, Brandr Vingnir First sword, son of sword, sword swinger
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legolas archer elf did i do it right?
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name: baron kilgore murderskull class: arch deathromancer race: bucket
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Whitey McWhiterthanu White I'm White
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Name: Black Girl Class: Thief Race: Elf/White/Polish My power is that I can escape easily. "HAVE YOU SEEN BLACK GIRL?!" "Nah, just some white chick."
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charname: Mariana (née Horchata) race: half elf alignment: chaotic neutral class: bard weapon proficiences: scimitar, crossbow
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Name: Bruce Class: Barbarian Race: Umber Hulk
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I died of the pox during the character generation phase. gently caress ever using those random background traits and flaws tables again.
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name: Crunch Rock Chunk class: Gangmember race: Double-Orc
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Allen Drunken Master/Tavern Brawler/Rogue Halfling He's drunk all the time so he's not very good at picking pockets. He's extremely good at biting sensitive bits when caught though, so it evens out. His every stealth attempt is ruined by the fact that you no matter how stealthy you are, beer farts smell terrible. Allen drunkenly rolls into the street to see what the commotion is/lift some purses while there is a commotion.
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