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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Didn't watch the game. Any chance ESPN/sports radio will blame the loss on trading Mankins? Because that would own.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ozu posted:

Didn't watch the game. Any chance ESPN/sports radio will blame the loss on trading Mankins? Because that would own.

It certainly didn't help. Our defensive line got after Brady like crazy.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

can this be the bills celebration station too

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

can this be the bills celebration station too

AFC East celebration station (no Pats allowed)

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
The is the New England Patriots are last in the AFC East Celebration Station.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

yesssssssssssssssssssss



i have no idea how fred jackson is still owning fools at the age he is, but i am proud that he is dedicating the rest of his (short) life for the bills

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
The question is if the Jimmy Garoppolo era starts this year or next year because god drat does Tom Brady look like he fell off

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

The question is if the Jimmy Garoppolo era starts this year or next year because god drat does Tom Brady look like he fell off



the tequila dance is an underrated sack dance

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Ozu posted:

Didn't watch the game. Any chance ESPN/sports radio will blame the loss on trading Mankins? Because that would own.

mankins got injured and taken off the field today so it looks like another billy five ace move

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I support this thread, congrats dolfans :coolfish:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

This is my jam

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ozu posted:

Didn't watch the game. Any chance ESPN/sports radio will blame the loss on trading Mankins? Because that would own.

The pressure, before the game got out of hand, was coming from edge rushers getting around the tackles.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I just remembered that PFT named the Phins the 31st team in the league

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Pats must be 32nd, then.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I'm slightly erect at the possibility of the Pats no longer being able to plug any random momo into their OLine and have them dominate. I blame DeGuglielmo for the Wayne Hunter debacle.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Game of the century countdown reaches < 7 days

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless









sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
my brother's girlfriend is a pats fan

listening to her make excuse after excuse about why today didn't mean anything was p.funny

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

sword_man.gif posted:

my brother's girlfriend is a pats fan

listening to her make excuse after excuse about why today didn't mean anything was p.funny

A loss to someone in your division? Of course it means nothing.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







gently caress the pats qtiyd

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

sword_man.gif posted:

my brother's girlfriend is a pats fan

listening to her make excuse after excuse about why today didn't mean anything was p.funny
Was it something along the lines of "This was their SUPER BOWL!" because that line is pretty popular among the ones I know.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Come January we're going to be bitching about the Pats' bye tbh

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Ozu posted:

Was it something along the lines of "This was their SUPER BOWL!" because that line is pretty popular among the ones I know.

first game of the season, team's warming up, they got lucky, etc. etc.

i did get some stink eye from quoting eifert posting tho

Eifert Posting posted:

I've compiled a short list of players who out QB'd Brady today:

Matt Cassel
Andy Dalton
Jake Locker
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brian Hoyer

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

sword_man.gif posted:

first game of the season, team's warming up, they got lucky, etc. etc.

i did get some stink eye from quoting eifert posting tho

um this list is sorely lacking in EJ Manuel

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

swickles posted:

Florida scores 65, Miami beats the Pats. Ehud is on cloud 9 right now.































Who am I kidding, we all are!

I would be really happy for you guys if not for the fact that I currently attend Eastern Michigan. :smith:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Good job Dolphins.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

FizFashizzle posted:

gently caress the pats qtiyd

Yup

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

FizFashizzle posted:

gently caress the pats qtiyd

In for this

Fins up, poo poo

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

In for this

Fins up, poo poo

Careful now.

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker
Miami has the Dolphins, the GREATEST football team.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Can we keep this thread going all season

I'd love a NO PATRIOTS ALLOWED afc east thread

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

I'd love a NO PATRIOTS ALLOWED afc thread

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq6Q9wu3F6w


hell yeah go dolphins. I mean It's cool they won and that Knowshon Moreno is actually good at football

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tannehill is gonna handcuff this team so hard but three cheers for Knowshon

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
For real though gently caress the Dolphins and I hope the team plane crashes into the Atlantic. :colbert:

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
I actually like the Pats/Bears but congrats to the Dolphins/Bills on the win. :)

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.patriots.com/media-center/videos/Belichick_97_We_didnt_do_anything_well_enough/458e613a-8098-432c-b5e9-0bd03c2dce2f

This seems like the most awkward press room possible.

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

I think its a little bit eerie that espn's NFL Preview, in which they break down and predict every game of this NFL season, had the dolphins winning this game by 14, which is basically what happened. They also have the dolphins beating the chiefs and bills until they finally lose their first game of the season to the raiders (?) Later on, they score a win against the DENVER BRONCOS (!?!) and then finish the season 8-8 oh god that sounds really accurate

Aztec Galactus fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Sep 8, 2014

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dubar posted:

They also have the dolphins beating the jets and bills until they finally lose their first game of the season to the raiders (?)

Well, they obviously have no idea what they're talking about. If the Raiders are within sniper range of the Dolphins at the start of the 4th quarter, I'll be stunned.

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

gently caress a Patriot, imo

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