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i was at a friends house the other day and he was playing mario kart against his 4 year old and crossed the finish line while his kid was still on the 2nd lap and then got all up in his face "OH DANG SON WHAT UP NOW" do i need to call cps
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oh i get it
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Sep 8, 2014 01:27
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pwning & flaming your tiny child? That's a ban
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Sep 8, 2014 01:28
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I love cock. I love cum. I love sissies, crossdressers, and shemales. I love makeup, painted nails, panties, bras, garters, and stockings. I love high heels. I wear a wig. I love pink and frills and lace. I only get hard when I am with other faggots.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I love cock. I love cum. I love sissies, crossdressers, and shemales. I love makeup, painted nails, panties, bras, garters, and stockings. I love high heels. I wear a wig. I love pink and frills and lace. I only get hard when I am with other faggots. looks like you took a wrong turn at the forums index, my man. the mod forum's thataway
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I love cock. I love cum. I love sissies, crossdressers, and shemales. I love makeup, painted nails, panties, bras, garters, and stockings. I love high heels. I wear a wig. I love pink and frills and lace. I only get hard when I am with other faggots. m2
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:looks like you took a wrong turn at the forums index, my man. the mod forum's thataway I often wear stockings and a garter belt. Sometimes I wear panties, but most often not. The same is true for bras. I wear a wig and makeup, too, sometimes. I am not trying to be a woman. I am a human being. I dress like a human being. For years now, I have taken phytoestrogen. My dick has always been a clit. Even hard, which I get after sex, after sucking his cock, after licking his rear end, after he fucks me, I am only three to four inches long. My faggy clitty doesn’t need to be any bigger than that. I am a human being. I suck cock. I get hosed. My little floppy clitty is happy, very happy, being merely that cutest of proofs of my third sex. My body has always been almost hairless, my voice very high, naturally like a girl. Getting hosed multiple times daily nearly all my life has made my rear end round, my ever-gaping, cum-filled butthole deep between two plump rear end cheeks, like the anal whore I am. My oestrogen ensures that my faggy clitty never forgets that it is there only for decoration; keeps it limp, balls tight with cum that waits sometimes weeks for release; assuring the many men who gently caress me that I am not a man at all, just a human being. The oestrogen also helps my titties to look more like faggy titties, with constantly erect nipples, bigger and pinker areolæ, and fuller breast mounds. I am a lifelong human being. That is my life, my destiny. I never had to wonder what I was fated to become. I am a human being. That is all. That is why I conduct my life so sexually recklessly. I have no restraint. I am a nasty, nasty human being, who refuses no cock, no cum, ever. Of course, I only do bareback. Of course, I take poz cocks. Much of the time, I am so busy sucking cock, I don’t even notice really who is loving me. I don’t care. I just want that dick, that cum. If men mention their HIV status at all, it is usually just before they cum, or after they have hosed me. I am a human being bitch. Of course, I’ll take your hot poz cum. I worship cock. My devotion is full-time, my service without compromise. Life does not give itself to one who tries to keep all of its advantages at once. I live only for cock, for cum.
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Sep 8, 2014 01:35
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Holy poo poo this thread made me laugh so hard - 5
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Sep 8, 2014 05:39
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i was at a friends house the other day and he was playing mario kart against his 4 year old and crossed the finish line while his kid was still on the 2nd lap and then got all up in his face "OH DANG SON WHAT UP NOW" Naw, you need to high-five his rear end, he owned that bitch.
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Sep 8, 2014 05:40
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It's a sad day when a man can no longer own another man
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Sep 8, 2014 06:09
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gently caress Your Website posted:It's a sad day when a man can no longer own another man ableism
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dont call the cops
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