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The heavy use of Irony and stupid jokes is sure to confound and amuse the future when they finally dig up our retarded computers and fish data off our stupid 2D storage mediums. After the hellish nuclear winter, the background knowledge behind the 20th and 21st century culture will be lost, and anthropologists will have to work with what they got, and what they got is loving poo poo:  Clearly culture in ancient times (circa 2000-2100s) was very different from ours. We've unearthed thousands of pictures of people holding strange rectangular objects, obviously some form of worship. Often they're displaying sexual poses, which must be some form of tribute to whatever deity these uncountable amount of people are worshipping. We continue to dig up a common name that links them all together, "Fac--ook" which we've coined as "Facook" due to the missing information and meta-data. The structure of the files and meta data makes it hard to understand, as primitive humans had really embarrassing coding practices.   Similar to the Facook displays previously, these pictures must represent some kind of primitive form of genetic reconstruction surgery. We know in the past that plastic or synthetic surgery was popular at some point, but are unsure of the exact timeline. By our estimates, especially that of some of my dimmer colleagues, is that these are pictures of people planning plastic surgery, or (as its my opinion) are actually fashion statements. We also continue to dig up more and more information about "ponies" and it's starting to become disturbing. The dates on these files isn't in a common calendar, and there is heavy debate among historians about what kind of calendar was used by ancient people. Some even go as far to argue an ancient 12 "month" system which was notated in several different ways. Regardless, the closer we get to recognizable dates, the more ponies....
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oh look, same amount of dicks
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"What does he mean two toilets? I don't believe that there are any toilets in this photo at all!?"
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do people really store stuff locally anymore? i thought everyone was using the power of the cloud?
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Outpost22 posted:do people really store stuff locally anymore? even better, you broke into an old server farm and harvested some racks
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"Well of course I have stairs in my house. Why do they keep asking this question so much?"
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no one can tell if people actually believe in the holocaust or not cause of all the jokes "from what we can tell, there was some kind of catastrophe where two skyscrapers were destroyed by airplanes, and almost everyone around the world thought it was pretty 'radical'"
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FPzero posted:"Well of course I have stairs in my house. Why do they keep asking this question so much?" in the future they will be replaced by escalators
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My god...it's true. The mods DID know
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truly the ceramic pottery of our day, ready to be unearthed and studied.
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if you think people today are anymore hosed up sexually and mentally etc than olden times people then my friend you have not read/seen enough ancient/medieval literature/history/art m8 the real question is how permanent our hosed up poo poo will be and i think stone and paper have silicon beat on that count
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The year is 2135 and Goatse is lost to the sands of time.
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The Heckler posted:The year is 2135 and Goatse is lost to the sands of time. Two brave hackers must uncover the truth
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examples of lost weapons include "geek fire" which is known to have included gasoline and orange juice as ingredients
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primitive humans might have had traces of Chicken DNA inside them, as they tended to make a cucking sound during conversations
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XMNN posted:if you think people today are anymore hosed up sexually and mentally etc than olden times people then my friend you have not read/seen enough ancient/medieval literature/history/art m8 I never said they weren't hosed up but you know sometimes it's hard to tell if the beautiful pottery you found was used for making GBS threads or drinking water Or both
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in the year 2135 anime is the dark secret of society and public displays of anime are an arrest-worthy felony in japan. national anime rememberance day is held every year to make sure that nobody forgets about anime so it cannot happen again. teenagers ironically post anime on GeeBeeEss on their holocubes, moderated by Lowtax's preserved brain wired to thousands of servers in the depths of the desolate wasteland which was once kansas
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only porn.
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"Well, at least the title makes sense. She does look extraordinarily calm for someone in her position."
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Apparently rectal muscles in the 90's were incredibly elastic.
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Business Gorillas posted:in the year 2135 anime is the dark secret of society and public displays of anime are an arrest-worthy felony in japan. national anime rememberance day is held every year to make sure that nobody forgets about anime so it cannot happen again.
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In this file recovered from an ancient server, called "swap.avi" by the scribes who tended the archaic computers, we receive a glimpse of humanity in the throes of a global food shortage so severe that people of that era even attempted to harness much-needed nutrients from recycled fecal matter.
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*future anthropologist takes off his bifocals, rubbing his temples to glance away from the glowing text display when the phoneline clangs.* "What is it now?" "Good news, John Son-of-Sperg! You're fired!" "Whaaaaaaaaa?" "We've just uncovered a another buried huge NSA server farm. poo poo's intact. So, security's on their way to to see you out, good luck, brah, lol."
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we have uncovered an encrypted test file labelled "TOP SECRET". upon months of brute forcing attacks, we have deciphered the contents. they state - "I'm gay"
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Walmartsday, Apple 12th, 2069: Google partners launch a class action lawsuit against Google Inc following a meteor strike on the moon that obscured the adwords carved on it.
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Interdepartmental request for anyone possessing something called a shockwave update? I simply MUST find out what that Radiskull and Devil Doll have been up to!
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i'd get my feet wet in ytmnd early, reg on SA on 9/11/01 for the regdate, then cultivate my internet persona and cash out millions of bitcoins to strangle reddit in the womb
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Business Gorillas posted:i'd get my feet wet in ytmnd early, reg on SA on 9/11/01 for the regdate, then cultivate my internet persona and cash out millions of bitcoins to strangle reddit in the womb that's it, your posting career is over, I got you now
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Business Gorillas posted:i'd get my feet wet in ytmnd early, reg on SA on 9/11/01 for the regdate, then cultivate my internet persona and cash out millions of bitcoins to strangle reddit in the womb haha DUMBASS
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The strange input devices must've been only used by a select few as the qwertyuiop layout is far too sophisticated for any of the lower classes to dictate with
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Garbage.txt
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After years of research we can finally conclude that the mysterious acronym stands for Fine Young Adventurous Dudes
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Ponies are well documented. The apocalypse started by a crowd source funded particle accelerator being used to try and open a portal to equestria.
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The Heckler posted:The year is 2135 and Goatse is lost to the sands of time. I met a traveller from an ancient land, Who said "two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Betwixt them, spread by hand, Half-herniated, a fleshy anus splays (...) And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Goatse-mandias, king of kings: Look on my rear end, ye Mighty, and despair!'
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King of Internet posted:Two brave hackers must uncover the truth we must go back *tears a hole in the space-time continubum*
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We think "reddit" was some kind of community for the mentally ill
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