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i want to watch some porn and jack off but my girlfriend wont leave. what do i do? i'm in hong kong tw.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:04
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start shoving her she'll either leave or take her clothes off probably
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Sep 9, 2014 03:05
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The hk way is to dismember her and move parts to dumpster near lobby
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Sep 9, 2014 03:07
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throw her into a burlap sack along with a couple bricks and then put the sack into the harbour. if u want to be paranoid go to the coastline by lantau island or something, but you're probably fine from kowloon or hk island if ur white and look like you're not doing anything wrong.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:07
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do it later goof
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Sep 9, 2014 03:11
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just do it are you not allowed to watch porn or jack off or something? talk about whipped
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Sep 9, 2014 03:12
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if your girlfriend is there and you want to jack off watching porn you should break up with her.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:13
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i'll gently caress your gf op so you can jack it. Takin' one for the team.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:13
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Twat McTwatterson posted:i want to watch some porn and jack off but my girlfriend wont leave. deflate her
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Sep 9, 2014 03:13
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nice "i have an asian girlfriend" thread
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Sep 9, 2014 03:13
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Just whip it out and start jacking off OP, who cares who is in the room with you.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:14
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This is why it's great to be gay if I want to jack off I just say "I'm gonna jack off" and start doing it and he usually rubs my balls or jacks it himself if I had a girlfriend I'd just start beating off and tell her "you make me do this frigidaire"
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Sep 9, 2014 03:16
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Maybe have sex with her? That's kinda like jacking off.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:16
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ShaqDiesel posted:Maybe have sex with her? That's kinda like jacking off. work
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Sep 9, 2014 03:17
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ShaqDiesel posted:Maybe have sex with her? That's kinda like jacking off. You poor girlfriend. . .
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Sep 9, 2014 03:17
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ShaqDiesel posted:Maybe have sex with her? That's kinda like jacking off. ugh, have sex with a girl? are you kidding me, there's a beautiful wide world of hentai out there, don't be some beta loser that fucks his gf just because he thinks he has to
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Sep 9, 2014 03:19
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ShaqDiesel posted:Maybe have sex with her? That's kinda like jacking off. what if she has MOON BLOOD upon her?
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Sep 9, 2014 03:20
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sever
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Sep 9, 2014 03:20
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ask for a hand
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Sep 9, 2014 03:21
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Xaris posted:what if she has MOON BLOOD upon her? rub a clove on garlic on your dilz and spit against a westerly wind while jizzing to make sure the bloodcurse doesn't consume you
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Sep 9, 2014 03:21
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Sep 9, 2014 03:22
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Just queue up your fave j/o material right then and there, slam the blue ray in, turn the surround sound up to 11 and start dry jackin it w her in the room She will either be completely disgusted or she will crave ur alpha cock semen, go get it boy!
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Sep 9, 2014 03:23
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How would you jack off if your girlfriend left? Get it because your hand is your girlfriend see.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:28
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3D women 
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Sep 9, 2014 03:36
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Do you not have a smartphone? Go in the bathroom.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:40
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Twat McTwatterson posted:i'm in hong kong tw.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:42
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a hole-y ghost posted:what does this mean Hong Kong Taiwan
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Sep 9, 2014 03:44
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a hole-y ghost posted:what does this mean i dunno actually. cuz im in america.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:01
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Too welcome
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Sep 9, 2014 04:01
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jacking off with your lady in the room is cool in theory and all but women generally have very little respect for the male orgasm and will engage you in conversation about carpet samples or catty facebook gossip right when you're about to bust causing a frustrating and sometimes painful misfire
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Sep 9, 2014 04:01
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Jack off on your GF, duh
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Sep 9, 2014 04:04
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the essence and backbone of a strong relationship is compromise, OP. so maybe have her go into the next room or something?
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Sep 9, 2014 04:06
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Sep 9, 2014 04:11
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watch porn with her, thats what I do op
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Sep 9, 2014 04:15
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Do what I do and jack off in the shower. Just tell her you want to freshen up.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:36
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why would you have sex with a woman when you could jerk off sex is something you do when you want to make your woman feel valued after she gets off a few times (let her do the work) you shift positions and imagine your twisted fantasies so you can finish
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Sep 9, 2014 04:38
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make love to your girl op
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Sep 9, 2014 04:44
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Put it in her butt, OP.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:46
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Ctrl+f cuck No results. Is gbs ok?
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Sep 9, 2014 04:53
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:Ctrl+f cuck i was going to mention that if he married her, he could basically have her arrested for cucking him
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