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Twat McTwatterson posted:i want to watch some porn and jack off but my girlfriend wont leave. Dont understand the problem op
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Be like the Japanese dude who jacked it all the time while his girlfriend casually sewed OP cucking himself all the time
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Sep 9, 2014 05:37
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vvv do this OP vvv http://i.imgur.com/nDUOK.jpgget your girlfriend to help u
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Sep 9, 2014 05:40
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Madcosby posted:deflate her
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a hole-y ghost posted:vvv do this OP vvv this is incredible thank u
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Sep 9, 2014 06:04
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Kyrie eleison posted:after she gets off a few times (let her do the work) you shift positions and imagine your twisted fantasies so you can finish oh gently caress what have i become
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Sep 9, 2014 06:25
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a hole-y ghost posted:vvv do this OP vvv What the sweet gently caress did I just click, that's like some cartoon-logic poo poo
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Sep 9, 2014 06:57
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Twat McTwatterson posted:i want to watch some porn and jack off but my girlfriend wont leave. Make uncomfortable eye contact and do it anyway.
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Sep 9, 2014 06:59
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Have you told her to go home op? You could try that, and get guaranteed jo time for many months while you look for a new gf
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Sep 9, 2014 06:59
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a hole-y ghost posted:vvv do this OP vvv please dont post my pics w/o my consent
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Sep 9, 2014 07:01
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Tell her you have to poo poo, and do your business in the bathroom feeling guilty the entire time. Guilt orgasms are the best. Then you can come out and tell her so that you can commence with shame sex ie getting cucked.
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Sep 9, 2014 07:39
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smugly tell her she doesn't exist and when she disappears do your business
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Sep 9, 2014 07:43
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put on some good porn and mutual masturbate for crying out loud smh at how totally lame you are OP
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Sep 9, 2014 09:06
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Xaris posted:what if she has MOON BLOOD upon her? 
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Sep 9, 2014 09:51
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Tuxedo Gin posted:nice "i have an asian girlfriend" thread
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Sep 9, 2014 09:52
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a hole-y ghost posted:vvv do this OP vvv poo poo, that link was already clicked for me did you like save the squeezed penis imgur last time you saw it?
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Sep 9, 2014 10:00
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Madcosby posted:deflate her
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Sep 12, 2014 16:38
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I used to do period sex but the blod dries on the condom and crusts and flakes
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Sep 12, 2014 23:33
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Darth Freddy posted:ask for a hand
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Sep 13, 2014 01:19
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start jacking off either she leave because she thinks it gross or she joins in win win imo
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Sep 13, 2014 01:20
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OP if you are still in this dilemma just cut yourself on the head so you start bleeding a lot and then ask her to go down to the store to get some bandaids and then push all the furniture in front of the door when she leaves
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Sep 13, 2014 01:22
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a hole-y ghost posted:OP if you are still in this dilemma just cut yourself on the head so you start bleeding a lot and then ask her to go down to the store to get some bandaids and then push all the furniture in front of the door when she leaves lol
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Sep 13, 2014 01:23
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ur own girlfriend wont give you a hand? have u disclosed ur physical/sexual needs to her? if so what did she say? if u havent then start here and report back. of course i assume you'd be more than willing to get her completely off in exchange for whatever you get. if not, then wtf are u even doing in a relationship? third, have u considered a mutual masturbation?  maybe make a deal like "jack/suck me off and ill let u sleep on my face", honestly with a cute cantonese GF sounds like either way ull still be winner winner and eating a chicken dinner. seriously?! | / |/ 
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Sep 13, 2014 01:26
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it's called showboating, and it's the #1 to remain the dominant partner in the relationship
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Sep 13, 2014 06:48
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They should have sent a poet
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Sep 13, 2014 06:54
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my girlfriend said she wasn't feeling well and went to sleep so i just put my dick in there while she was sleeping no big deal
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Sep 13, 2014 06:55
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make your gf do porny things in front of you and jack off to her you selfish twat
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Sep 13, 2014 07:04
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Business Octopus posted:ugh, have sex with a girl? are you kidding me, there's a beautiful wide world of hentai out there, don't be some beta loser that fucks his gf just because he thinks he has to
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Sep 13, 2014 07:06
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Just ask for a BJ. If she doesn't want to do it you need to move on. She should understand that you don't want sex, you just want a release. A good GF will give that beej, swallow it, then give you your space. Do you have a good GF, OP?
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Sep 13, 2014 07:07
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It's been 5 days. I think it's safe to assume the OP's balls exploded from too much semen. He's already bled out.
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Sep 13, 2014 13:22
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OP is JOing in the underworld, now.
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Sep 13, 2014 13:31
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Stay safe masturbatory ghost
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Sep 13, 2014 16:57
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For the virgins that dont know: Masturbating is better than loving the same chick you been for years.
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Sep 13, 2014 17:36
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that doesnt really tell me anything unless i'd get to gently caress a chick for years first
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Sep 13, 2014 18:09
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damnit op probably took one of our tips and is now in jail for killing his gf or just dead. pack it up we're going to jail guys
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Sep 13, 2014 18:11
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Ask her if she wants a pearl necklace and matching earrings. If she says yes then you have consent.
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Sep 13, 2014 18:37
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a hole-y ghost posted:damnit op probably took one of our tips and is now in jail for killing his gf or just dead. pack it up we're going to jail guys *detective investigates grizzly murder scene* well , doc. it looks to me like the M.O. ,,,,, was J.O.,,,
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ilikedirt posted:*detective investigates grizzly murder scene* 
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ilikedirt posted:*detective investigates grizzly murder scene*
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