1KoB Week 2: Only One Player On Monday Night, You Clowns

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fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Matt Forte - Receiving Yards
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 16:13

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:10

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Bjay9 posted:

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Jake Locker - Passing Yards
Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards
Giovanni Bernard - Rushing Yards
Greg Jennings - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number - Dwayne Allen - Receiving Yards

Edited for obvious reasons.

jfc, I hate football this week. Use this one please, Grozz.

# ? Sep 14, 2014 16:18

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Geno Smith - passing
Chris Ivory - rushing
Chris Johnson - receiving
Jordy Nelson - receiving
Randall Cobb - receiving

Tucker - Andrew Luck - passing

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eh, gently caress posting from my phone, Suh token is in play if its not obvious

Phyein fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Sep 14, 2014

# ? Sep 14, 2014 16:45

Okibi: Jul 13, 2004; A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist; Grimey Drawer

Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
A.J. Green - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:03

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Drew Brees - passing yards
Tom Brady - passing yards
Calvin Johnson - receiving yards
Andre Johnson - receiving yards

Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - passing yards

e: I edited in Andre

fast cars loose anus fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Sep 14, 2014

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:20

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

pre:

Chris Ivory         - NYJ - Rushing Yards
Chris Johnson       - NYJ - Rushing Yards
Geno Smith          - NYJ - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch      - Sea - Rushing Yards
Percy Harvin        - Sea - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin       - Sea - Rushing Yards
Russell Wilson      - Sea - Rushing Yards
Terrance West       - Cle - Rushing Yards
Isaiah Crowell      - Cle - Rushing Yards
Shonn Greene        - Ten - Rushing Yards
Dexter McCluster    - Ten - Rushing Yards
Bishop Sankey       - Ten - Rushing Yards
Mark Ingram         - N.O - Rushing Yards
Pierre Thomas       - N.O - Rushing Yards
Khiry Robinson      - N.O - Rushing Yards
Alfred Morris       - Was - Rushing Yards
Roy Helu            - Was - Rushing Yards
Robert Griffins III - Was - Rushing Yards

LeSean McCoy        - Phi - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Willis Token

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:29

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

I edited Andre Johnson in to my list

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:30

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Miami, Houston, Chicago, Oakland Team - Rushing
E. Manning, R. Wilson, STL QB - Passing
San Diego Team - Receiving

:siren:

Tucker Number - TY Hilton - Receiving :siren:

bushisms.txt fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Sep 14, 2014

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:37

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

Tucker Number
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:43

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

ChuckHead posted:

Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

Tucker Number
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Palmer's out today

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:44

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Andy Dalton - Passing
Jake Locker - Passing
Montee Ball - Rushing
Chris Ivory - Rushing
Anquan Boldin - Receiving

Tucker #: Jeremy Maclin - Receiving

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:46

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Nick Foles - Passing Yards

Suh Token

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:54

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Tom Brady - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Jamaal Charles - Rushing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Keenan Allen - Receiving

LeSean McCoy - Rushing

# ? Sep 14, 2014 17:56

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Marshawn Lynch- Rushing Yards
Percy Harvin- Rushing Yards
Percy Harvin- Receiving Yards
Percy Harvin- Passing Yards
Russell Wilson- Passing Yards
Russell Wilson- Rushing Yards
Russell Wilson- Receiving Yards
Carlos Hyde- Rushing Yards
John Kuhn- Rushing Yards
John Kuhn- Receiving Yards
Alex Smith- Rushing Yards
Deek Carr- Rushing Yards
Tucker Number: Andrew Luck- Passing Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 18:30

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Colin Kaepernick - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Andrew Luck - Passing

# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:23

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Under the wire.

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Every Green Bay Packer - Receiving Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:13

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

poo poo, I forgot I didn't complete this.

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Colin Kapernick - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Tucker # - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:58

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards 176
Roddy White - Receiving Yards 42
Percy Harvin - Receiving Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

Tucker#: Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Looks like I threw away my Polomalu. We may need to update these tokens next year, Troy hasn't really been getting it done for a while now.

# ? Sep 14, 2014 22:11

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

I know hindsight is 20/20, but gently caress me I should've used the Suh Token

Anyways.

Drew Brees - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Michael Floyd - Receiving

Tucker Number: Andrew Luck - Passing

Not making the same mistake twice.

325 with Luck left...

Well, at least I'm not busting.

# ? Sep 14, 2014 22:17

grah: Jul 26, 2007; brainsss

grah posted:

The Tennessee Titans Offense - Total Yards - 316
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards - 241
Knowshon Moreno - Rushing Yards - 4
RGIII - Rushing Yards - 22, lousy 1st quarter injury

Tucker Number: Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards

583 with a tight end to go. And I thought my picks were a little more aggressive this week!

# ? Sep 14, 2014 23:09

JGKing: Dec 26, 2012; What has happened to this company?!

JGKing posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards - 237
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards - 118
Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards - 17
Pierre Thomas - Receiving Yards - 16
Marques Colston - Receiving Yards - 0
Mark Ingram - Receiving Yards - 83
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 0
Joique Bell - Rushing Yards - 36
Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards - 26

Tucker Number: Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards - ???

Willis Token in play

529. God dammit.

# ? Sep 14, 2014 23:35

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Peyton Manning - 242
Matt Stafford - 291
Aaron Rodgers - 346

879 with Nick Foles and a Suh token to go. Not looking good.

Deceptive fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Sep 15, 2014

# ? Sep 15, 2014 00:54

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

gently caress it, let's try what worked last week.

Peyton Manning - Pass Yards - 242
Matthew Stafford - Pass Yards - 291
Tucker: Andrew Luck - Pass Yards

533 with Luck to go. Go hog wild you neckbearded goon.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:00

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Marshawn Lynch- Rushing Yards
36
Percy Harvin- Rushing Yards
45
Percy Harvin- Receiving Yards
5
Percy Harvin- Passing Yards
0
Russell Wilson- Passing Yards
202
Russell Wilson- Rushing Yards
18
Russell Wilson- Receiving Yards
0
Carlos Hyde- Rushing Yards
John Kuhn- Rushing Yards
3
John Kuhn- Receiving Yards
5
Alex Smith- Rushing Yards
42
Deek Carr- Rushing Yards
58
Tucker Number: Andrew Luck- Passing Yards

465 with Luck and Hyde to go. Feels good. I expect 400 from Luck.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:04

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 346
Eddie Lacy - Rushing 43
James Starks - Rushing 0
John Kuhn - Rushing 3
DuJuan Harris - Rushing 0
Jordy Nelson - Receiving 209
Randall Cobb - Receiving 39
Jarrett Boykin - Receiving 6
Davante Adams - Receiving 50
Andrew Quarless - Receiving 8
Jeff Janis - Receiving 0

Tucker#: Reggie Wayne, Receiving

Meh, 704 with Wayne left. But hey, Packers won and I won't bust. Not much else I can ask for :shobon:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:09

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Ron Roenicke posted:

Palmer's out today

Thanks for the warning, too bad I didn't see it.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:10

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

My first time playing, let's do this!

Geno Smith - Passing Yards (176)
Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards (21)
Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards (43)
Eric Decker - Receiving Yards (63)
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards (241)
Tucker Number: Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

544 with Luck to go. Who knows, maybe he'll throw for 400+! Barring a near-record breaking performance, though, I wasted my Suh.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:11

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Z.S. Ghost posted:

Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards: 204
Jake Locker - Passing Yards: 234
Geno Smith - Passing Yards: 176
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards: 59
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards: 138
Greg Jennings - Receiving Yards: 4

Tucker Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards

let's do this

815 with Trent Richardson to go... and I used the Rex token. This is gonna suck. :ohdear:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:04

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards -- 204
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards -- 0
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards -- 0
Terrence West - Rushing Yards -- 68
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards -- 54
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards -- 44
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards -- 70
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards -- 6
Taylor Gabriel - Passing Yards -- 13
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards -- 0
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards -- 41
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards -- 5
Drew Brees - Passing Yards -- 237
T#: Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards

767 + TRich

At least I won't bust

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:07

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Busted by 15 yards Let's hope this week goes better.

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards - 291
Tom Brady - Passing Yards - 149
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards - 103
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards - 62
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards - 138

Tucker Number: LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

650 with Shady to go. I am not having a good season. :barf:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:13

Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Looks like I threw away my Polomalu. We may need to update these tokens next year, Troy hasn't really been getting it done for a while now.

Dubar posted:

EJ Manuel - Passing Yards
Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

763 with Luck + Polomalu. Probably gonna polobust, or maybe I'll get an awesome score but either way that Hair is saving my rear end.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:51

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

P. Manning - Passing Yards 242
E. Manning - Passing Yards 277
C. Palmer - Passing Yards 0 :argh:

PALMER!!!!!!!

Tucker: P. Rivers - Passing Yards A. Luck - Passing Yards

Betting on Eli Manning not having a good game against a tough PHX Secondary

In fact I'm so in love with this list I'm going to up the ante!!!
RYAN TOKEN

519 with Luck remaining. Short of luck having a 400 yard game I'm SOOOOO hosed.

PALMER!!!!!!!!!! :argh:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:59

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Arian Foster - rushing yards - 138
Fred Jackson - rushing yards - 24
Percy Harvin - rushing yards - 45
Mike Wallace - receiving yards - 56
Jimmy Graham - receiving yards - 118
Jake Locker - passing yards - 234

tucker number Andrew Luck - passing yards

total 615 yards + luck passing yards

i feel pretty good

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:22

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Matt Ryan - Passing Yards (231)
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards (202)
Drew Brees - Passing Yards (237)
Tucker Number: Lesean Mccoy - Rushing Yards

670 with only shady. YUCK.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:36

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Akbar posted:

Colin Kaepernick - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Andrew Luck - Passing

Go loving nuts, Andrew.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:58

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Alright y'all, I've filled the scoring doc out with all the entries for this week but I probably won't do much of tallying scores tonight because I have to wake up for the early shift in the morning. I'll try to have the pre-MNF post ready for kickoff this time though.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:14

Butthead: May 31, 2011

I think next week I'll use "A.J. Hawk - Yards Helmet Rolls." It's a pretty consistent 50 per game.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 13:13

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

WaffleZombie posted:

poo poo, I forgot I didn't complete this.

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards -176
Colin Kapernick - Passing Yards -248
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards -21

Tucker # - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

445 + Luck. Unless Luck breaks the record for passing yards in a game, that token was wasted.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 13:23

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

799 + Shady. It's not going to be a top 10 score but it will be reasonable and I have little fear of busting

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:21

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:10

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Mind_Taker posted:

Robert Griffin III - Passing Yards - 38 (injured)
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards - 202
A.J. Green - Receiving Yards - 0 (injured)
Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards - 0 (whooped his kid with a "switch")
Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards - 26
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards - 138
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards - 48

Tucker Number - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

452 yards. Thank god I have my Willis token to prevent me from busting. What a lovely week.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:43

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