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www
Aug 4, 2010

agreed, white people should just create one big country, maybe call it the 4th reich or something

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Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Brits may look like us but they don't think like us. They just poo poo on everything including things they like, so if we do go forward with this race war thing I say we kick the british off the team. The other UK nations can stay though I guess.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Man, white people are really insecure. What is up with that?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Hobohemian posted:

Man, white people are really insecure. What is up with that?

It's just the chalkie way

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
non-white people beware:

we are actually treacherous ghosts with none of the regular human emotions intact

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

white people murder you with a smile and votes for politicians who invoke G-d.

not-white people are fatalistic, and have the noose around their neck already when they're killing you and have car parts strewn about the murder scene

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Man Whore posted:

Brits may look like us but they don't think like us. They just poo poo on everything including things they like, so if we do go forward with this race war thing I say we kick the british off the team. The other UK nations can stay though I guess.

English speaking white people are the worst of the whole lot, they're the only white people prone to social cannibalism. It's probably due to their lack of a cultural identity to unite behind

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Monkey Fracas posted:

non-white people beware:

we are actually treacherous ghosts with none of the regular human emotions intact

actually we are a race of devils created by the 6000 year old mad scientist Yakub.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Hobohemian posted:

Man, white people are really insecure. What is up with that?

I don't think this is true considering we are the ones with all the good insurance.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Whites have some pretty good racial starting stats

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

String Beans posted:

Whites have some pretty good racial starting stats

White people are like humans they are what the other ones are based around, like asians get +2 dex and +2 int but -2 str and -2 cha.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
A friend of mine wanted to go to a bona fide cougar bar this last weekend, just to see it in person. I didn't *really* want to considering the countless better options but hey sometimes we all go and see new things just to see them. It's like a lovely vacation.

It was a sam buca 360.

It was the whitest thing I've ever seen. It was that snuggie gif times 100, except with old (old) women making out with weirdly buff younger guys wearing really lovely tshirts. The dancing was incredible. There were a few baby faced dweebs in actual suits hitting on 50 year olds. Every direction I looked left me a little stunned.

there is is my most recent white ppl story

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
with no real culture of their own the white man is forced to wander the earth like some starved zombie, disfiguring any culture he comes into contact with in a desperate attempt to belong

asian-mexican fusion cuisine *disembodied evil laughter*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Monkey Fracas posted:

asian-mexican fusion cuisine *disembodied evil laughter*
white people didn't invent filipino food

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I've learned that all white people are like 25% Cherokee or Apache, but never 25% obscure tribe, like Tigua or Quiripi

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
white people are so loving good

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

snes for display purposes only

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
whites arent people, theyre a species of albino gorillas genetically manufactured by the scientist yakub 6,600 yrs ago

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Tricky D posted:

I don't think this is true considering we are the ones with all the good insurance.

That's the exact reason it's so unbelievably pathetic. It boggles the mind.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
White people are always doing dangerous poo poo like longboarding down congress st, so they need :krad: insurance

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
what is the purest form of white person

the california surfer man
the affluent east coast WASP person
the midwestern guy what eats a lot of fried cheese and hot dish
the fake cowboy texas nouveau riche businessman
the deep appalachia crude mash still operator

all so different; all so white

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the purest form of white person

the california surfer man
the affluent east coast WASP person
the midwestern guy what eats a lot of fried cheese and hot dish
the fake cowboy texas nouveau riche businessman
the deep appalachia crude mash still operator

all so different; all so white

This motherfucker

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
burn all whites in a cleansing fire imo

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
human progress would cease in a world w/out white ppl. it would be chaos.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

human progress would cease in a world w/out white ppl. it would be chaos.

The arabs actually preserved our concept of math. The would would be less petty though. Those Europeans were grabbing their balls while trying to remember how to draw the human form for like 500 years.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

human progress would cease in a world w/out white ppl. it would be chaos.

this implies that whites are human, which they are not. they are soulless incestuous ape devils

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

human progress would cease in a world w/out white ppl. it would be chaos.

But think of the strides made during that short time in the advancement of daggering styles and methods!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
If white people go away, who will find new flavors of frozen yogurt? Or for that matter, come up with retarded short names for things, like fro-yo?

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

if white people die out all the factory slaves in china will be without a job

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
No more white people = no more Star Citizen/Doob thread

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Drunkboxer posted:

actually we are a race of devils created by the 6000 year old mad scientist Yakub.

Leaked footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

Also,

white ppl posted:

white ppl

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



White people are terrible.

The worst race. :colbert:

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Everyday Lurker posted:

White people are terrible.

The worst race. :colbert:

proof: this forum

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

ElGroucho posted:

No more white people = no more Star Citizen/Doob thread

or goons

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

Kyrie eleison posted:

white people are so loving good

at fueling ovens

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Robo Reagan posted:

lol people forget black people loving hated each other too. the only reason slaves were a thing was tribal leaders sold off their dudes because fygm. asians hate each other too especially the ones on the pisant tiny islands

yeah, that's my point. everyone hated each other since always, so the concept of white people as a singular, constant group is just as dumb as when people think of africa as one country (but less condescending)

in tyool 2014 asians are the kings at irrational racist hatred towards their neighbors/closest genetic relatives

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

a creepy colon posted:

scotland vs england hmmm, yeah youre both just whites. why do white people always do this, is it because you dont have any real culture so you gotta manufacture it through 'independence' etc

ugh



If I had a shovel and you were on the beach, i'd bash your head in, and ride away laughing

Normal?
Oct 9, 2004
I made pizzas on the floor!

a creepy colon posted:

scotland vs england hmmm, yeah youre both just whites. why do white people always do this, is it because you dont have any real culture so you gotta manufacture it through 'independence' etc

ugh



Dude looks like the guy from the Balloon Shop video series on youtube.

EDIT: found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj6Jp2fQ3Tc

Normal? fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Sep 10, 2014

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ever heard of hutus and tutsis bro those motherfuckers killing each other by the bungalow full

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
we need differences amongst each other because self-identity is impossible without reference.

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