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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Now I'm fairly certain the majority are not.


So if you are a virgin you are weird.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I was, and am, not a virgin.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I was and now am not

Semen Arsonist
Jun 7, 2014

by Ralp
i was not but now i am

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP, everyone is either a virgin or a gay. Hth

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Are you a virgin if u get pounded in the pooper or does that not count?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zzulu posted:

Are you a virgin if u get pounded in the pooper or does that not count?

that counts

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

So are all gold star lesbians technically virgins?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Zzulu posted:

Are you a virgin if u get pounded in the pooper or does that not count?

doesn't count

gays are all virgins

it also doesnt count if its a fat or uggo chick

goons are all virgins

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I was 11 when this forum began so uh, yeah

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

zoux posted:

So are all gold star lesbians technically virgins?

I guess.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i think the rule is that if you pound a pooper then u lose ur virginity but if you get pounded in ur pooper god allows u to retain ur virginity

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I was not a virgin at the time, about 3 years too late.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i was, am currently, and will forever be a virgin

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zzulu posted:

i think the rule is that if you pound a pooper then u lose ur virginity but if you get pounded in ur pooper god allows u to retain ur virginity

it depends, did he cum inside you

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Ha, owned feminists.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm a virgin.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



drilldo squirt posted:

I'm a virgin.

see this guy gets it

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

zoux posted:

Ha, owned feminists.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Harime Nui posted:

I was 11 when this forum began so uh, yeah

I grew up in the hood, where this wasn't necessarily a given. Middle school babies

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I grew up in the hood, where this wasn't necessarily a given. Middle school babies

this isn't even a hood thing, i feel sorry for all the virgoons that never had the joys of potentially fathering a middle school baby

(fortunately the dna wasn't a match :c00lbert:)

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i have never been a virgin, i was hosed from the start

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Nah

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Xaris posted:

this isn't even a hood thing, i feel sorry for all the virgoons that never had the joys of potentially fathering a middle school baby

i feel like this is one of those life experiences you can knock out at any age if you want to

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

Now I'm fairly certain the majority are not.


So if you are a virgin you are weird.

lol if you think most of the people here still arent virgins

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Im not a virgin but i honestly wouldnt care if i was, unless i had some crushing wondering about what it must be like. Sex has done very little for me.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I lost my virginity in 1990. Literally and seriously.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Tautologicus posted:

Im not a virgin but i honestly wouldnt care if i was, unless i had some crushing wondering about what it must be like. Sex has done very little for me.

keep trying eventually you'll find someone you lose yourself in and its like a whole nother level

YoungSexualNorton
Aug 8, 2004
These are good for the children's brains.
i was not a virgin but now i am because i sewed my rear end in a top hat shut

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Wasn't the original age base back in like 2006 pretty young?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

SammyWhereAreYou posted:

I lost my virginity in 1990. Literally and seriously.

Just say 4 trill now, grandpa

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Business Gorillas posted:

i was, am currently, and will forever be a virgin

so that date isn't going to go well, is it?


Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Sep 9, 2014

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
I'd rather be a virgin now than when I was a teen. I had a boner 24/7 nonstop and wanted to gently caress everything.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

i have put my gently caress rod into a warm hole :q:

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Yivgev posted:

i have put my gently caress rod into a warm hole :q:

see, yoga isn't a totally worthless exercise.

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
How often do you need to have sex before you revert back to virginity? Because I feel like I'm walking that line right now.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Fargo Fukes posted:

How often do you need to have sex before you revert back to virginity? Because I feel like I'm walking that line right now.

if it's longer than it takes for the next blizzard game, or game of thrones book, then you're a virgin again

Xaris fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Sep 9, 2014

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.

Xaris posted:

if it's longer than it takes for the next blizzard game or game of thrones book, then you're a virgin again

Do expansions to blizzard games count :ohdear:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1gnoirents posted:

keep trying eventually you'll find someone you lose yourself in and its like a whole nother level

That's what they say. I wrote more but gently caress this seriouspost poo poo

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Tautologicus posted:

That's what they say. I wrote more but gently caress this seriouspost poo poo

its cool, i wouldnt have either. it just happens though

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