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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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im gonna put dat watch ariuound my weiner op and guess what theres not a thinge u can do to stop me

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Bip Roberts posted:

Apple watch gonna get *this* poster laid.

im gonna up my pussy game by secretly reading pua tips on my watch. girls thinkin im checkin the time but actully im checking the tipes

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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what time is it? *check apple watch* time for me to neg u

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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smoobles the new rising star in gibbis

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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naem posted:

Why yes let me wear this mugging beacon at all times

good thing i have this open carry licensed m16 to protect my 300 dollar waych

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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ilikedirt posted:

good thing i have this open carry licensed m16 to protect my 300 dollar waych

oops forgot bout my skin color *is murdered in cold blood by police officers who collect my wallet + wAtch as "evidence"*

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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wait does this watch call and text or not??? im not sure

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Maoist Pussy posted:

A suit that is actually tailored correctly

reconstructive surgury for a badly injured child

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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reparations to ancestors of black slaves in america paid solely by priveleged whites in america

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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new teeth for star war betamax bc that nigga teeth look like alligator scales

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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a gaudy and unfashionably loud luis vuiton bag

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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a bribe to the members of outkast to get them to make a new album

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Maoist Pussy posted:

Laser hair removal for your disgusting taint and rear end in a top hat

laser removal of taint and rear end in a top hat (they are inneficient and useless on my all soylent diet)

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Nonsense posted:

Saw a literal Luis Vootan in Mexico

i saw a luis voltron bag in japan five girls had them and tgey combined tge bags to form a fighting sentai mech

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