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What with two cool Choice of Games LPs going on right now, I was inspired to run a different game from the site. Since goons seem to be compelled to try for necromancy every time Life of a Wizard comes up, I figured a game where necromancy is the entire point would work pretty well. Well, okay, it's not quite as good as some of Choice of Games's best works, but it's no Heroes Rise either. It's fairly short, pretty cheap, and tries for humor, which is better than certain other Choice of Games stories that think they're super serious. So, let's begin. (Or, if you want to start at the second run, go here.) (Or jump here to join Gutskutter Walpurge in tearing this game apart, in the final run.) quote:The street is thick with mangled cars and billowing smoke. All around, the cries of the dying form brief, unsettling harmonies with the moans of the shambling dead. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics. A quick note on stats: they work kinda weird compared to other Choice of Games titles. With the exceptions of Corruption and Humanity, they are very fluid, and taking certain choices could take you from an excellent Control stat to failing a Control check in just a few screens. It's not so important at the beginning, but it's something to keep in mind later. Oblivion4568238 fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:39 |
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Use a wounded person to distract the attackers.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 01:13 |
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Going to sleep now, let's just take that action and see what turns up later.quote:You stare down at the little grid of city blocks and the brightly-coloured plastic figures spread across it. It doesn't matter how much you use your imagination. Zombie Wars, the boardgame, sucks. Everything you want to do means rolling at least fifteen dice and adding them all up, and most of the time, the number you get means FAIL. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 07:44 |
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Like, whatever, man.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 07:48 |
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who gives a poo poo why am I reading this thread why are you even playing this game
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 08:05 |
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what is happened
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:49 |
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John Lee posted:who gives a poo poo I dunno what you're doing here pal, but I'm playing this pretty much solely for the hell of it.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 17:56 |
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I started playing this game but it kept crashing my phone so I'm interested it seeing where this goes. Whatever
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 18:21 |
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Clearly enough votes for the one option.quote:You move the blue pieces around in random ways and hopefully leave them vulnerable. The sooner Robbie kills them all, the sooner you can get on with something more interesting. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 19:08 |
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Let's chat up the dead.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 21:47 |
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spleen is a funny word
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 21:57 |
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Let's negotiate with the zombles.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:49 |
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And there's the tiebreaker!quote:Robbie frowns as you play this card. "We're supposed to play a whole minigame now where the zombies moan at each other," he says. "Actually, I meant to take that card out because it looks kind of boring." Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:54 |
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Zombie pyramid is clearly the only real choice here.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:05 |
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Acrobatic pyramid for the zombie cheerleader win! edit: I can't help feeling that we're a bit on the inhuman side for a boy playing a board-game with his friend...
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:05 |
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zombie pyramid. How could we vote for anything else?
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:12 |
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Pyramid!
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:26 |
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quote:You recall Robbie talking about some optional rules for winning conditions and reach for the rulebook. "What do you need that for?" he hisses. You maintain an enigmatic front as you consult the table for acrobatic stunts. quote:Robbie does an embarrassing victory dance which involves a double fist pump and some rolling of hips. You stare at him until he stops. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:53 |
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Those hip thrusts were hurtful and very triggering for us, Robbie, we are literally shaking right now.
Sally Forth fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Sep 12, 2014 |
# ? Sep 12, 2014 12:11 |
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We're not going to play with hurtful, sore losers.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 14:42 |
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quote:You make a point of not responding to his conversation and put on your jacket with a series of sullen jerks. Robbie sticks out his bottom lip. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics. The very next dialogue is choosing whether our character is a boy or a girl, so it will be included in this update. quote:Right. And are you a boy or a girl?
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 05:57 |
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We are a boy from Stoke-on-Trent.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 06:19 |
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A girl from Sunderland.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 06:50 |
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Automatic Slim posted:We are a
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:33 |
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We're from Basingstoke, a hell-hole I know far too well. Basingstoke is such an irredeemable piece of poo poo, even Gilbert and Sullivan took the piss out of it in one of their Operettas.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:51 |
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Ghostwoods posted:We're from Basingstoke, a hell-hole I know far too well. Basingstoke is such an irredeemable piece of poo poo, even Gilbert and Sullivan took the piss out of it in one of their Operettas. Yes, and a girl too.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 02:03 |
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There was a clear lead for being a girl, but a tie for our town being Basingstoke or Stoke-on-Trent. Since that's more of a cosmetic choice, I've taken the liberty of making a compromise.quote:There just aren't that many fun people in a small town like Basingstoke-on-Trent. quote:You shiver as you leave The Base behind and make it to the town centre. It's quite dark now. The shops are closed and the streets are empty. Noise blares from the pub and the kebab shop. It stops you hearing the tell-tale voices ahead until it's almost too late. The Kendall kids come around the corner. No change in stats.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 07:21 |
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Run like hell.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 07:48 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Run like hell. Yep
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 10:42 |
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Hide down the back of the chemist.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 12:27 |
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 12:32 |
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Leg it down a side street before they see you.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 12:41 |
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quote:There's no point in enduring that long moment of dread where they decide whether or not to beat you up. You tear across the road in front of the Kendall kids and run for it, using all the energy you've stored up by sitting down for the entire afternoon eating snacks and playing board games. quote:Mikey drags you over to the wall and presses you up against it. His face presses close to yours and his breath stinks. "I thought we told you the last time. This is our territory and you can't come here without paying the toll. Denzil, check her." quote:You reach the end of your street and head home. All you want to do is kick off your shoes and relax for the evening. At the door, you sniff for the first delicious hint of what your dinner will be tonight. Unfortuantely, all you can smell is the lingering stink of the bin they dumped you in. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:41 |
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chaged see below Lazaruise fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Sep 15, 2014 |
# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:35 |
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Gotta go with Nadine. It's classy.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:40 |
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So we got binned by three bullies just after the opening? I say we name the character Bastienne in honor of The Neverending Story.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:52 |
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Candi the Necromancer.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:53 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:So we got binned by three bullies just after the opening? I say we name the character Bastienne in honor of The Neverending Story. This is perfect. Bastienne
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:24 |
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Bastienne Thirded.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 10:36 |
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Nicola
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