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Ooh, a ghost. Let's chat.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:17 |
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Tea and a chat.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:40 |
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Oh sweet let's recruit ghosts
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:45 |
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quote:You politely enquire what this shrill apparition is doing in your house. She seems a little miffed at your calm demeanour. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:11 |
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Challenge this woman's right to lecture you.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:26 |
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Lady, these things need some industrial-strength cleaners.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:31 |
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Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:56 |
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One doesn't engage in necromancy without a twisted sense of humor and a very strong cleaning solution.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:58 |
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Would you like your bedsheet cleaned?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 07:56 |
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quote:You heft your blue plastic bag and point out that industrial-strength cleaning products vastly outnumber the few items of cheap food you purchased. The woman glares, like she thinks you have another bag somewhere filled with toys and pornography. quote:A gleam comes into her forbidding eyes. "Some call me She Of The Fairy Mounds. Some, The Washer At The Ford. For truth, I am the bean nighe and I walk the ways that death will follow. And frankly, when you then turn up and reverse the flow down those ways, it makes my job a nightmare." Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 12:18 |
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Tell us about the bone, hurr hurr.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 12:54 |
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Ask how she found you.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 13:35 |
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What do you do on weekdays?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 13:53 |
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Ask her job so we can do ours properly.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 14:07 |
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Humerus, oh Banshee Lady.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:38 |
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Okay, but first could you please explain where this bone came from.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:47 |
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The hell is this bone, lady?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:51 |
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Joke's on you.quote:"'Ere you ask me a question, you must answer three of mine." She smirks and swings away. You point out that she has already answered at least one question, but she dismisses you with a spindly hand. quote:It's a new day. No change in stats.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:21 |
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The Banshee has spoken, these zombie and skeleton need some cosmetic care at the hairdressers.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:25 |
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I suppose it is time to get some help from the hairdressers.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:30 |
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Our skeletons require fine wigs.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:35 |
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quote:Yet another indignity of living in a small town is that there is only one place to go and get your hair cut. Unless you want to take your chances on that woman with the lazy eye who goes to people's houses. quote:You wait until late afternoon, when the light is fading. As you draw close to "Cut and Colour", you see figures inside. There are three women sitting around, and an elderly man in the chair. Geena, the stylist, is sporting a purple, ruffled blouse and has her hair pulled up in an unearthly bun. She looks over her shoulder at her cronies as she snips. Even from a distance, you are nervous about her customer's ears. No change in stats.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:40 |
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I got this customer you just have to see...
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:43 |
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What's the point of having an army if you never use it?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 22:00 |
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We are here for zombie hygiene. Don't ask any questions, just cut the hair.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 22:21 |
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Zombie haircut
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 22:48 |
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Just a little off the top. No, not the whole head! Rotten zombie.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 22:58 |
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Send a zombie in and get em to do a comb-over so the zombie's brains aren't sticking out anymore
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:33 |
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They probably won't notice that they are Undead-Britonners. The bigots, not celebrating the diversity of death. But lets give them a chance. Zombie Haircut
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:40 |
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quote:You send the zombie shuffling along the pavement to the hairdressers. It struggles with the door and eventually opens it, more by leaning against the handle than anything requiring fine motor control. You wait for the screaming and the running in terror. Geena's cronies size up the new customer. Geena offers it the chair while brushing up hair from the previous client. This is not what you expected. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:11 |
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Double the fun with a skeleton.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:14 |
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...Aren't we here for a zombie haircut? Isn't that the entire reason why we're here?
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:14 |
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Haircut first
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:22 |
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Crepuscule Adepte posted:...Aren't we here for a zombie haircut? Isn't that the entire reason why we're here? I just figure the skeleton would appreciate a good skull polishing.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:37 |
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Let's not gild the lily, just the zombie for now.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:49 |
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Zombie haircut. Maybe it'll keep the banshee happy.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 02:05 |
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quote:Geena looks into the mirror and notices the zombie's bad skin. She recoils for a moment but covers it with professional haste. Lifting the spray bottle, she gives a couple of scooshes and begins to work with the scissors. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 03:36 |
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Let's watch.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 03:37 |
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Our undead minions are like children, and that means we have to be fiscally responsible for them.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 03:40 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:17 |
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Technically what she did there was desecrating a corpse. Clearly the best response is full on Undead Attack If the zombies retain some memory, taking the hair dresser might let us get free haircuts for the undead... FOREVER.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 03:59 |