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http://www.eventbrite.com/e/hustle-con-tickets-11829862437?aff=efbnen You don’t have to know how to code to be an entrepreneur. You have to be a hustler. - Great man So I've started thinking, my fellow goons, come to me with your work and I am willing to "Brandize" and make it "Ready for Market" for you. I'm an Ideas Guy, so just do the work and we'll become big successes.
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ill make the wiki
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Sep 10, 2014 08:38
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im the guy who goes "oh hello there i didnt notice you" in the video
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Sep 10, 2014 08:40
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oh hello there i, forums poster fagmaster, didn't notice you
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Fagmaster posted:im the guy who goes "oh hello there i didnt notice you" in the video Fagmaster posted:im the guy who goes "oh hello there i didnt notice you" in the video Enmity in the House of Lowtax. I have to decide to eliminate one of you from our high-powered, youthful tech-inspired startup group. Which one of you looks more White/is a minority that we currently do not house?
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Sep 10, 2014 08:44
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I'm an ideas guy.  I expect 40%.
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I was thinking of putting a video up asking for money to fly over and eat a doobie dog. I dunno.
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I'll do something. Give me shares.
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psyopmonkey posted:I was thinking of putting a video up asking for money to fly over and eat a doobie dog. I like your style, its got genius written all over it and you know I love it, its your baby and I wouldn't want to do anything to harm it but I have this teensy tiny little suggestion that I think might improve the overall plan. It's a really small issue see, all we'd be doing is replacing you, with me. Waltzing Along posted:I'll do something. Give me shares. Absolutely, but I want to introduce you to the structure of our company and to do this you'd need to buy the 19.95 "You & Your Startup: How can you help?" DVD that is absolutely mandatory for the training portion of, honestly, what could be the next step in the right direction for the rest of your life.
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I sorta know some computer stuff; I'll over-optimistically promise to do a bunch of valuable technical work and then flake out part way through the project. edit: also, I'll totally be paying $350.00 plus a $20.24 fee for a ticket to an event called 'hustle con'. Sounds really legitimate when you put those two words together like that. Salt Fish fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Sep 10, 2014 |
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Sep 10, 2014 09:42
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What about a kickstarter to buy out doob and then shut it down or start again and do it right
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Sep 10, 2014 09:57
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you know tj millers character on silicon valley? im basically that little kid he terrorizes
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none of us watched silicone valley
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Sep 10, 2014 10:09
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OP how about u start up my dick.....with ur face
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Sep 10, 2014 11:29
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what's his name?? XD lmao
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Waltzing Along posted:none of us watched silicone valley You just brought piss to a poo poo fight.
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We need one indian guy to code and a couple of white guys to do the managing and one black guy to do the graffiti on the garage door.
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Sep 10, 2014 11:50
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I'll make the website
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what was his name?
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ice to meet you
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Two toilets?
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looks like you'll never be the head of a major corporation
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ill make the webs site
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ill disrupt something
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i'm gay
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Sep 10, 2014 12:53
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All I can think of is a service to train for example ants to build houses cheaper than those chinese 3d printers
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Sep 10, 2014 13:15
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A lot of start ups are our client. "Entrepreneurs" are some of the most annoying people. "Let's not just be leaders, let's be...innovators!" *entire board room claps as if that is the most profound loving thing ever said* *start up goes under three weeks later*
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Sep 10, 2014 13:29
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*entrepreneur jacks it to their linkedin profile*
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Sep 10, 2014 13:31
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Children are so fat these days. Isn't there some way we can make money off of stealing jokes from The Simpsons?
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Sep 10, 2014 13:35
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dental plan
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Sep 10, 2014 13:46
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Dead Precedents posted:I'm an ideas guy. drat that's a good idea. This pic is old as poo poo now, drat. Makes you think.
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Sep 10, 2014 13:48
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What about a dating site for pets? Like, owners would set up profiles and pretend their animals were chatting each other up. It would quickly devolve into people just flirting with each other in the guise of their pets, but I think that would actually be pretty popular.
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Food you can gently caress
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Rapman the Cook posted:Food you can gently caress So... just normal food then.
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Sep 10, 2014 13:54
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like tinder, but for people who want to fight
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Sep 10, 2014 13:59
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What about a candy bar that automatically tweets a specific message when you open the wrapper? It would be like those popsicles with the jokes on the stick, but the joke is also tweeted.
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Sep 10, 2014 14:01
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What about a faux 8-bit side scroller? Really an untapped market, surprised no one else has gotten into it.
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Sep 10, 2014 14:11
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ibeacon enabled apps that insult you via push message when youre near someone cooler than you.
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Sep 10, 2014 14:14
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we need to "synergize"
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The poo poo Ninja, it turns your poo poo into food.
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