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Nippy mornings means it's time to stop shaving and start growing. Aiming for a beard in time for Thanksgiving (AT LEAST), so I'm going all-in: no beating my dick and shooting cum for at leas a month. Hopefully my balls will go into overdrive and I will have a thick, robust mane before it REALLY gets cold. Feel free to share other T-boosting lifehacks, tips and tricks in this thread.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:38 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:31 |
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buy a wii u
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:40 |
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Ratjaculation posted:buy a wii u u what? finish the goddamn sentence
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:42 |
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if youre already bad at growing facial hair it isnt gonna get better.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:42 |
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eat more semen
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:42 |
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jacking off is exothermic
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:43 |
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No amount of t will cure you of being a weatherpussy op
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:18 |
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beards are gross on everyone except really hot people
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:21 |
you've got it all wrong op you have to eat your own cum to absorb the testosterone
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:25 |
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I mean, if you're holding on to the vain hope that a beard will cushion the righteous bitch slaps any real man will deliver to your weatherpussy face when xhe sees you shivering like a woman when it's 75 degrees then by all means give it a shot
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:28 |
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If you get the urge to sit down when you pee, but stop yourself because the seat might be cold... You might be a weatherpussy *redneck audience hoots and hollers*
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:38 |
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Just get a really nice costume beard. You'll get that full beard look with none of the work. You can even get different styles, santa beard for instance, and change them up for the occasion. You could be on the ground floor of the next great style trend of the season.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:45 |
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Zzulu posted:beards are gross on everyone except really hot people whats up
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:50 |
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Actually your T-levels go down in the absence of sexual activity. It's sort of a "use it or lose it" deal. If you want a bigger beard you need to ramp that poo poo up.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:53 |
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Tempcarefag
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:54 |
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Cup of concrete and hardening up works.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:07 |
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Zzulu posted:beards are gross on everyone even really hot people Fixed that for you. Beards are loving gross. Period.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:08 |
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Millie posted:Fixed that for you. Beards are loving gross. Period. Ponytails also. No man anywhere ever in all of history and under any circumstances has looked better with a ponytail than he would without.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:20 |
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Smear semen on your face so the testosterone can soak into your skin. In case your semen doesn't contain enough testosterone, gather donations from the manliest men you can find and add them to your own.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:22 |
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Applewhite posted:Ponytails also. No man anywhere ever in all of history and under any circumstances has looked better with a ponytail than he would without. British soldiers looked pretty good imo
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:24 |
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its getting chilly out? you need to boost your shiver levels. or try boosting your clothes layers. i cant reccomend invssting months for only a few paltry, patchy inches of face coverage.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:30 |
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OP, I'd lend you some of my testosterone if I could. I could do without rapid beard growth and having an overly hair body and a high hairline.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:37 |
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eat more fat cholesterol is a testosterone precursor
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:39 |
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Get a JO crystal buddy
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:51 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:OP, I'd lend you some of my testosterone if I could. I could do without rapid beard growth and having an overly hair body and a high hairline. same, although i dont think it has anything to do with testitirone
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:35 |
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a lot of ugly beardless boys in this thread
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:44 |
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im a hot beard boy
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:53 |
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for reals you gotta be edging like constantly. poo poo gets me boosted
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:57 |
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Tan your sack, boom 200% increase right there.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:00 |
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Man, trying to grow facial hair is such a foreign concept to me. I have sympathy for your pain, OP. Keep on truckin'. I'ma go shave now. My neck because I already have a fabulous Latin beard going and neckbeards are gross.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:04 |
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Ferid posted:Get a JO crystal buddy Party and play. Always a good way to grow a beard.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:14 |
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Hobohemian posted:Man, trying to grow facial hair is such a foreign concept to me. I have sympathy for your pain, OP. Keep on truckin'. I'ma go shave now. My neck because I already have a fabulous Latin beard going and neckbeards are gross. someone post that huge pic of the egg-head bald dude with pubes on his face
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