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Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot



Thank you glorious DPRK nanos for getting rid of all that unwanted food, water, and building materials.



And, in other news:




I bet thats the last we ever see of that city. Good job US Dwarfs.


Make sure to follow Supreme Leader in his living fever dream: https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
it's p cool that humans can construct their own alternate realities by rewriting how their brain filters, perceives, and interprets environmental data

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Supreme Leader comes off as a really nice, down-to-earth kind of guy

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Libelous Slander posted:

it's p cool that humans can construct their own alternate realities by rewriting how their brain filters, perceives, and interprets environmental data
It's called the republican party

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Supreme Leader comes off as a really nice, down-to-earth kind of guy

His extra mass is what's doing that

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
No one quarantines a dwarf! *flees with bloody sheets*

Stockholm Syndrome
Mar 30, 2010
That twitter page is loving hilarious, thanks for sharing OP.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
Do they even have internet up there, or is this so glorious leader can check the news?

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

BombiTheZombie posted:

Do they even have internet up there, or is this so glorious leader can check the news?

they do, but it's p much nonexistent outside of Pyongyang.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What kind of cell phones do they have in North Korea.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

DPRK develops new sci-tech for detecting ore deposits underground. US glamorizes gluttonous man who eats record amount of garbage meat.

I'd believe it.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


ri sol-ju is so boinkable

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

zoux posted:

What kind of cell phones do they have in North Korea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arirang_(smartphone) made in china

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgQkXUPsGro

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
what happened to that one basketball player that went to north korea and ended up getting a ton of mail that said "please help us, you must obviously be an influential man to be sent as an ambassador" that poo poo was hilarious.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i would love to have sexual relations with that woman

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


BombiTheZombie posted:

what happened to that one basketball player that went to north korea and ended up getting a ton of mail that said "please help us, you must obviously be an influential man to be sent as an ambassador" that poo poo was hilarious.

he died.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

good, gently caress basketball and the people that play it.

in fact, gently caress sports

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

BombiTheZombie posted:

what happened to that one basketball player that went to north korea and ended up getting a ton of mail that said "please help us, you must obviously be an influential man to be sent as an ambassador" that poo poo was hilarious.

Dennis Rodman is pretty much irl bffs with Kim. How much of that is the puggey dictator's stunning personality and how much is the sex slaves I don't know.

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

BombiTheZombie posted:

Do they even have internet up there, or is this so glorious leader can check the news?


5-HT posted:

they do, but it's p much nonexistent outside of Pyongyang.

Well at least Glorious Leader has internet. How else can he keep track of the NBA?

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
It's COREA you dumb shits.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
loving really

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
wait, they are calling us dwarves?!?!

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

VikingSkull posted:

wait, they are calling us dwarves?!?!

If they are that's kind of bad rear end. We are short beardy guys that chop enemies with axes.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

ColdReaches posted:

It's COREA you dumb shits.

actually its 한국 or 조선

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Either he has tiny hands or that phone is the size of war and peace.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
lol why does their "monorail" look like a "waterslide"?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
this is referring to the police officer who shot Michael Brown in self-defense. Some ally you got there, liberal paternalistic street thug apologists lmao

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

lol why does their "monorail" look like a "waterslide"?



its..... its almost like its a parody account, but that couldbn't be! nobody on the internet would do such a thing :cripes:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




that worker looks hungry as gently caress. better watch out chubby leader

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Oberleutnant posted:

its..... its almost like its a parody account, but that couldbn't be! nobody on the internet would do such a thing :cripes:
hmmm, now that i know that it is not real, it is a whole lot less funny.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

that worker looks hungry as gently caress. better watch out chubby leader

phss the worker is photoshopped in

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Oberleutnant posted:

its..... its almost like its a parody account, but that couldbn't be! nobody on the internet would do such a thing :cripes:



seem p legit unless u question glorious leader?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

this is a hosed up image

i am very seriously disturbed by it

jesus christ that poor guy

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

SHISHKABOB posted:

this is a hosed up image

i am very seriously disturbed by it

jesus christ that poor guy

North korea is a country were the rich are rich and.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

what is it being pumped out?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Megadyptes posted:

what is it being pumped out?

fake twitter says babyfood

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy3OtaE7mPI

RIP Joe Pa Un

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Digital Fingers posted:

fake twitter says babyfood

*babies as food

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