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When I wake up in the morning I look at the time and I think oh I'll get up in a bit and then I sleep some more and then every time I think of doing anything I think ugh maybe not. I have no desire to do anything but lie in my bed and futz around on my phone and play solitaire endlessly.
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Get a job, it won't make you feel any better about your life, but, uh...
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SHISHKABOB posted:When I wake up in the morning I look at the time and I think oh I'll get up in a bit and then I sleep some more and then every time I think of doing anything I think ugh maybe not. I have no desire to do anything but lie in my bed and futz around on my phone and play solitaire endlessly. try freecell
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seconding the get a job suggestion. preferably something in the service industry. then when you come home every day wanting to kill yourself you'll have an actual valid reason, and thus your depression will be cured
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Sep 10, 2014 18:28
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just smoke more weed
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Sep 10, 2014 18:29
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ill bring some weed over dude just msg me ur deets
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Sep 10, 2014 18:30
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looooooooooooooooooooser
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Sep 10, 2014 18:30
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well smoke ganj and play solitare all day together in bed, itll be fun (NO GAY STUFF)
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Sep 10, 2014 18:30
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I'm tAking a diarrhea in the sink
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Sep 10, 2014 18:31
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i was like uh huh uh huh uh huh until I got to solitaire
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Sep 10, 2014 18:33
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You should take one of those online tests to find out for sure if you are depressed. I was feeling a little bit down today so I took one and it said I have severe depression. Now that I have self diagnosed I couldn't be bothered getting help or even linking the test for you because whatever
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Sep 10, 2014 18:34
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didn't they just make an FPS solitaire just play that.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:35
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1gnoirents posted:i was like uh huh uh huh uh huh until I got to solitaire Solitaire is good
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i think you need to go an extra sub-forum down. e/n is right over there.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:37
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Basically what this comic is saying, OP, is you should go to the hospital to have that hand looked at.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:37
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play this game and see if any of the scenarios described seem familiar to you. i think the lady who created the game is some sort of big shot psychologist so it should be about as good as an official diagnosis http://www.depressionquest.com/
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Sep 10, 2014 18:38
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why not emulate lowtax and just pop some pills.
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TOILETLORD posted:why not emulate lowtax and just pop some pills. just took this advice and died
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Sep 10, 2014 18:44
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Genetic Toaster posted:i think you need to go an extra sub-forum down. e/n is right over there. I don't want help from you people lmao
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SHISHKABOB posted:I don't want help from you people lmao then dunno spend your free time doing what crazy internet people do and bifurcate your weiner.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:51
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do what I do and jack it five times before rolling out of bed! I keep my nutsack so thoroughly drained you could probably stab me and I would barely care.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:53
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Seriously op, let me tell you about vital fluids, the orgone theory and how fluoride specifically is causing your depression
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Sep 10, 2014 18:53
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funny enough, i'm going through a bout with depression/suicidal thoughts i guess just keep on keepin' on
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Sep 10, 2014 18:55
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TCC is that way
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Sep 10, 2014 19:04
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That guy is loving two go chicks, has a circle of friends, and people who talk to him and invite him to the movies? What a loving oval office, he doesn't have depression. *Reads Hentai very bitterly*
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Sep 10, 2014 19:07
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double your dose of pills man
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Sep 10, 2014 19:08
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kill youre famil
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Sep 10, 2014 19:13
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make a web comic, and have redditors give you money.
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Sep 10, 2014 19:15
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up the street not across the road op
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Sep 10, 2014 19:27
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take up a crippling MMO addiction
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Sep 10, 2014 19:28
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Take up crippling MMO players.
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Sep 10, 2014 19:30
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If you're a moron, doing lots of exercise will make you happy!
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Sep 10, 2014 19:31
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depression isn't real OP. neither is adhd. all you need is a clean organic diet, lots of turmeric, and start meditating
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Sep 10, 2014 20:20
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pretty sure its all thetans now gimme your money
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Sep 10, 2014 20:23
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stream video games for 19 hours a day
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Sep 10, 2014 20:25
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CharlestonJew posted:stream video games for 19 hours a day is that what twitch tv is??
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Sep 10, 2014 20:26
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Get a job where the white elephant is that everybody smokes weed even the boss smokes at work in the cooler.
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Harime Nui posted:If you're a moron, doing lots of exercise will make you happy! *sits on bike* *slowly tips over sideways*
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try to avoid raising these concerns with a medical professional, it will only lead to you receiving help
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