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Crippling depression is a side effect of the human condition. You can turn it off working a job you hate or love, makes no difference. But, at the end of the day you have those 5 minutes to yourself, outside under the star filled sky, and wonder what's it worth it for anyways. Stay safe poverty star ghost, is what i'm saying.
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I'm a doctor and my prescription is lots of pot and team fortress.
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Sep 10, 2014 20:42
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im a doctor from a much shadier medical school and i recommend hard liquor and russian literature
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Sep 10, 2014 20:43
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Your school can't be shadier than mine I just made it up and gave myself a doctorate. For real though maybe watch some teen mom on MTV that always makes me feel really good about my life.
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Sep 10, 2014 20:45
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I'm a gay doctor
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Sep 10, 2014 20:45
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read about people more pathetic than yourself on the internet
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Sep 10, 2014 20:46
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yeah well the school i just made up doesnt even have imaginary accreditation
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Ekster posted:read about people more pathetic than yourself on the internet You came to the right place!
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paranoid randroid posted:yeah well the school i just made up doesnt even have imaginary accreditation This was my schools slogan 5 years ago, and it was endorsed by a meth addict.
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Sep 10, 2014 20:47
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try fingering youre butt
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Sep 10, 2014 20:47
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not many ppp know but tge switch for depression that turns it on/off is in youre buttwhole so try fingering it srsly
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Sep 10, 2014 20:48
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ilikedirt posted:not many ppp know but tge switch for depression that turns it on/off is in youre buttwhole so try fingering it srsly Its called the prostate. I'm a doctor.
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Sep 10, 2014 20:48
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InterFaced posted:Its called the prostate. I'm a doctor. I believe I can be of assistance
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Sep 10, 2014 20:49
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i have a hands free device for switching it on
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Sep 10, 2014 20:50
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw Stop it
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Sep 10, 2014 20:53
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consider also putting a bag over your head and screaming
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Sep 10, 2014 20:53
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cut off your dick it might be stunting your emotional growth
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Sep 10, 2014 20:54
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I can't believe someone suggested getting a job, are you seriously trying to kill this guy?
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Sep 10, 2014 20:56
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well you could always try getting that checked out, I hear there are people called psychologists who have tests for that kind of thing and it's not something that you spontaneously recover from
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Sep 10, 2014 21:06
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take it to en man
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Sep 10, 2014 21:11
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Suicide is the only 100% effective cure for what ails you, my friend.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:17
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hello? I think we killed him guys
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Sep 10, 2014 21:19
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Irish Joe posted:Suicide is the only 100% effective cure for what ails you, my friend. this is unironically all i've been thinking about today
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Sep 10, 2014 21:20
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darkwing cuck posted:this is unironically all i've been thinking about today You can't die though, you have to remain alive to die a lame death, like a stray bullet or something like that in a coffee shop. Hell, even getting hit by a bus whose driver is all hopped up on meth. That way theres a huge settlement.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:21
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Meditate, exercise, eat healthy and get sun exposure. The internal narrative of your mind informs your subjective emotional state. Cognitively speaking, the difference between saying "I'm depressed" is miles from saying "I was depressed, but I'm getting better." Build positive narratives and your emotional state will become positive.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:22
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if you're depressed it's because you want to be
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i find it oddly soothing to know that if it ever gets to unbearable suicide is always a final option
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Sep 10, 2014 21:23
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Tonsured posted:Meditate, exercise, eat healthy and get sun exposure. The internal narrative of your mind informs your subjective emotional state. Cognitively speaking, the difference between saying "I'm depressed" is miles from saying "I was depressed, but I'm getting better." Build positive narratives and your emotional state will become positive. Don't listen to this hippy. Pot and Team fortress, seriously.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:23
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SHISHKABOB posted:When I wake up in the morning I look at the time and I think oh I'll get up in a bit and then I sleep some more and then every time I think of doing anything I think ugh maybe not. I have no desire to do anything but lie in my bed and futz around on my phone and play solitaire endlessly. You should become an indie game developer OP. Don't worry, you can still be morbidly obese!
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Sep 10, 2014 21:24
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ColdReaches posted:You can't die though, you have to remain alive to die a lame death, like a stray bullet or something like that in a coffee shop. Hell, even getting hit by a bus whose driver is all hopped up on meth. yeah but its been more than two years since i changed my life insurance so they'd pay out ~$500,000 to my wife if i committed suicide and then she'd be able to afford medical treatment, be able to move out to the west coast, and buy a house which are all things we can't afford to do
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Sep 10, 2014 21:24
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Tonsured posted:Meditate, exercise, eat healthy and get sun exposure. The internal narrative of your mind informs your subjective emotional state. Cognitively speaking, the difference between saying "I'm depressed" is miles from saying "I was depressed, but I'm getting better." Build positive narratives and your emotional state will become positive. I used to "catch" luna moths. They'd land on me and makie clicking noises, was cool. Also, I saw a monarch butterfly today, so they aren't totally died off yet.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:25
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darkwing cuck posted:yeah but its been more than two years since i changed my life insurance so they'd pay out ~$500,000 to my wife if i committed suicide and then she'd be able to afford medical treatment, be able to move out to the west coast, and buy a house which are all things we can't afford to do If that's the case, it'd be selfish to not kill yourself.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:26
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darkwing cuck posted:yeah but its been more than two years since i changed my life insurance so they'd pay out ~$500,000 to my wife if i committed suicide and then she'd be able to afford medical treatment, be able to move out to the west coast, and buy a house which are all things we can't afford to do medical treatment ehh, claim bankruptcy, your credit is brand new in 7 years. Donald Trump does it all the time.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:26
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ColdReaches posted:medical treatment ehh, claim bankruptcy, your credit is brand new in 7 years. Donald Trump does it all the time. claiming bankruptcy isn't going to make her multiple sclerosis treatment any cheaper tho
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Sep 10, 2014 21:27
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you can list all the things you want that you enjoy and make you personally feel better when you are down but you have to realize a depresso person really enjoys thinking about how depressed they are and any enjoyable activity they just dismiss as something for stupid plebes. they actively avoid trying to feel better because it doesn't fit into the tragic significance of their life lol. they are filled with ego to the brim. basically they want to be depressed and they deserve to be depressed.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:27
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darkwing cuck posted:claiming bankruptcy isn't going to make her multiple sclerosis treatment any cheaper tho Yeah, but at least you get some relief from the debt. I admire you, you love someone.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:29
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Kyrie eleison posted:you can list all the things you want that you enjoy and make you personally feel better when you are down but you have to realize a depresso person really enjoys thinking about how depressed they are and any enjoyable activity they just dismiss as something for stupid plebes. they actively avoid trying to feel better because it doesn't fit into the tragic significance of their life lol. they are filled with ego to the brim. basically they want to be depressed and they deserve to be depressed. True, but if I keep saying I'm depressed maybe I'll score a xanax prescription.
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Sep 10, 2014 21:35
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InterFaced posted:True, but if I keep saying I'm depressed maybe I'll score a xanax prescription. Any dime store psychologist can write a script, just bullshit it.
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InterFaced posted:True, but if I keep saying I'm depressed maybe I'll score a xanax prescription. What does xanax do for people who aren't crazy?
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go outside you dingus. get some sun
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