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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

9pm eastern, dont touch that dial. get hype

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


watch obongo start a war

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


video leaked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwxI_l84dc

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I hope he declares war on Christianity.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!


I'm betting the transmission will be interrupted for this:

http://youtu.be/bpvqn0fT1OY?t=1m59s

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Shadoer posted:

I'm betting the transmission will be interrupted for this:

http://youtu.be/bpvqn0fT1OY?t=1m59s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_DE5UgH3M

this except w/ an american journalists head instead of max headroom

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
ISIS bad mans! We get them!

*half of america cheers*
*other half punches their weiners and scream at Barack HUSSEIN Obama*

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Watch this doc on how great satan America made this mess instead.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/losing-iraq/

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Preemptive congratulations to the military-industrial complex on it's renewed 10 year contract.

nozombies
Jan 29, 2009
Obama sama fe fi fo bama


OSAMA!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Edgar posted:

I hope he declares war on Christianity.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


In summary, we might have to drop some nukes on the middle east

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


war on terror: back 2 tha hood

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My Fellow Americans, we need to feed Moloch.

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

Ground floor so I can get out when the planes hit.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Al Nipper posted:

ISIS bad mans! We get them!

*half of america cheers*
*other half punches their weiners and scream at Barack HUSSEIN Obama*

ISIS was created by american policy. Kind of makes you think.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-moore-slams-obama-history-731563

Lol, Micheal Moore tries to insinuate that Obama is some sort of failure for being elected first black president of the united states.

"Historians are going to remember you for centuries from now for only one thing unlike me who had already been forgotten when I made this statement."

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Tricky D posted:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-moore-slams-obama-history-731563

Lol, Micheal Moore tries to insinuate that Obama is some sort of failure for being elected first black president of the united states.

"Historians are going to remember you for centuries from now for only one thing unlike me who had already been forgotten when I made this statement."

hes 100% right :obama:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Tricky D posted:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-moore-slams-obama-history-731563

Lol, Micheal Moore tries to insinuate that Obama is some sort of failure for being elected first black president of the united states.

"Historians are going to remember you for centuries from now for only one thing unlike me who had already been forgotten when I made this statement."

hes not insinuating that obama is a failure for being the first black president, hes insinuating that he hasnt done anything else thats noteworthy

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


prepare to watch all the baquack obamailures defend iraq war 26. beautiful cognitive dissonance in real time folks

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Tricky D posted:

"Historians are going to remember you for centuries from now for only one thing unlike me who had already been forgotten when I made this statement."

All i'm getting is that Micheal Moore is really down on himself
It's like Canadian Bacon meant nothing to him

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

nozombies posted:

Obama sama fe fi fo bama


OSAMA!

Let's do CHUCK!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

THS posted:

hes not insinuating that obama is a failure for being the first black president, hes insinuating that he hasnt done anything else thats noteworthy

Yeah, I get that, but let's be real here. He's saying that being elected president somehow is not a historical accomplishment in and of itself which is pretty loving dumb.

EDIT: Well, maybe that Obama should somehow feel like it isn't.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
all you had to do was follow the drat train cjay

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Hahaha ISIS. I hope we go in to stop them and lose.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Tricky D posted:

Yeah, I get that, but let's be real here. He's saying that being elected president somehow is not a historical accomplishment in and of itself which is pretty loving dumb.

EDIT: Well, maybe that Obama should somehow feel like it isn't.

no hes saying that being elected president is a major historical accomplishment in and of itself, the exact opposite of what you got from it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Edgar posted:

I hope he declares war on Christianity.

"My fellow Americans, we have identified the true enemy as the Christian faith. The missiles were launched 5 minutes ago."
*green screen behind obama shows the Vatican being engulfed in flame as he drops his pants and starts furiously masturbating on live tv*

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

THS posted:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

9pm eastern, dont touch that dial. get hype

What the gently caress thats going to interupt big brother isnt it?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

THS posted:

no hes saying that being elected president is a major historical accomplishment in and of itself, the exact opposite of what you got from it

no he isn't. he's trying to deliver some sort of sickass burn.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
the last article i read on iraq was how the kurds and shiites are "abusing" our firepower to take out their enemies and how now its the sunnis who are running scared from villages retaken by them. and how the kurds and shiite tribes alliances will fall apart etc etc

so baically back to square one which is what we thought all along since we half rear end commit teverything. HOWEVER at least its not ISIS doing all of the butchering on hd video and lining up like thousands of dudes to murder, i think the kurds are a lot more chill about their vendettas

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Business Gorillas posted:

"My fellow Americans, we have identified the true enemy as the Christian faith. The missiles were launched 5 minutes ago."
*green screen behind obama shows the Vatican being engulfed in flame as he drops his pants and starts furiously masturbating on live tv*

is he cut or uncut? muslim equals cut right
so less of the squishy sound as hes wringing that mother out

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Tricky D posted:

no he isn't. he's trying to deliver some sort of sickass burn.

it is a sickass burn obama is a total failure as president

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
gonna own when he releases the vid of some Delta high speed low drag human being cutting some arabs head off

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Drunk & Ugly posted:

the last article i read on iraq was how the kurds and shiites are "abusing" our firepower to take out their enemies and how now its the sunnis who are running scared from villages retaken by them. and how the kurds and shiite tribes alliances will fall apart etc etc

lmao

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*15 grown men who have been in the military for over 20 years tell obama he must invade iraq*

"but, but it didn't go well last time!"

"What are you some kind of human being"

*replay same scene from 1786 onwards*

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

yeah it was really dumb
i thought it was the whole point. well not to butcher the sunny d's, but you know, to kill

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Odds are he probably is announcing we've done attacks on ISIS with drones or something.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
did not watch

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