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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

pity eq

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
does microwave stil post

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

im gay posted:

does microwave stil post

He should post more pics of his mom

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

BombiTheZombie posted:

He should post more pics of his mom

Why did he post a pic of his mom

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its convenient that i already had my dick out from the random imgur thread

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I wish she were MY mom

wait that came out wrong

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Alan Smithee posted:

I wish she were MY mom

wait that came out wrong

same

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
wan' gently caress

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Poor microwave and his hot mom

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
should have been more pics of this hot MILF

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Microwave is a nice guy who made good MSPaint threads and it is because of threads like this one that CYOA threads are all poo poo now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
If anyone even THINKS they have more Microwave Mom's pics on their HD, it is their DUTY to search for them till the ends of time, and post them.

Jackfruited Stormtrooper
Feb 15, 2007

master of his domain
you just know she was scantly clad in a bikini just moments after this so where are those pictures at? Wanna see this step-milf building a sand castle

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

monkey posted:

Microwave is a nice guy who made good MSPaint threads and it is because of threads like this one that CYOA threads are all poo poo now.

he offended a mod though so he must be internet detectived then destroyed

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Poor microwave and his hot mom

Poor fucker can never post again. But god drat is his mom hot. I hope she knows everyone thinks shes hot.

Cream_Filling posted:

he offended a mod though so he must be internet detectived then destroyed

I thought he linked the pic himself?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cream_Filling posted:

he offended a mod though so he must be internet detectived then destroyed

what he say

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

He told axe maniac "if you draw my mom as a female toilet again, im gonna find you in rl and shove your overpriced pc tower straight into your rear end in a top hat, you doughy loving friend of the family" in all caps [ b ] and then dropped mad shock images.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I remember him on mumble under another alias once or twice. Dude was always high as hell i swear to god. All he did was chuckle and laugh.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

big duck equals goose posted:

He told axe maniac "if you draw my mom as a female toilet again, im gonna find you in rl and shove your overpriced pc tower straight into your rear end in a top hat, you doughy loving friend of the family" in all caps [ b ] and then dropped mad shock images.

That's sort of awesome

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

he insulted duek nukem

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Charles Bukowski posted:

In fact, before Awful Yearbook was a thing, I kept an offline archive of my own because I was a weird spergy kid with nothing better to do. Now its just a showcase of people that don't post anymore, and a few dead guys. Its pretty sad :(

I also have like 4 years of image macro's and photoshops, they're pretty funny. Also those drawing battle threads that used to go on for weeks, those are great. Maybe I have a lot of stuff that got lost when waffleimages went down.

start a thread and dump the contents. :justpost:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

big duck equals goose posted:

He told axe maniac "if you draw my mom as a female toilet again, im gonna find you in rl and shove your overpriced pc tower straight into your rear end in a top hat, you doughy loving friend of the family" in all caps [ b ] and then dropped mad shock images.

So...does this drawing exist?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


I remember when Microwave made a game once and it was just nazi swastikas bouncing around.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Al Borland posted:

Poor fucker can never post again. But god drat is his mom hot. I hope she knows everyone thinks shes hot.


I thought he linked the pic himself?

people found it by looking through a photobucket or whatever from one of his mspaints

posting teh hotmom was bannable until a mod did it and now its cool

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Cream_Filling posted:

people found it by looking through a photobucket or whatever from one of his mspaints

posting teh hotmom was bannable until a mod did it and now its cool

oh, bummer. I really liked microwave too. Despite all his many flaws dude was pretty good.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:

Ryen Deckard posted:

ok good now put it in the nerd's glasses

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

she's not that good looking guys jeez

still using 96 Compaq
May 16, 2007
not too smart if you don't not understand this
posting in a microwave's mom thread

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Smoking Crow posted:

she's not that good looking guys jeez

Yeah? You got a hotter mom or somethin? Show some pics.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Al Borland posted:

Yeah? You got a hotter mom or somethin? Show some pics.

toxx that poo poo. Smoking Crow pony up the mom pics

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Smoking Crow posted:

she's not that good looking guys jeez

Hotter than your Mom, like, guaranteed.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

big duck equals goose posted:

He told axe maniac "if you draw my mom as a female toilet again, im gonna find you in rl and shove your overpriced pc tower straight into your rear end in a top hat, you doughy loving friend of the family" in all caps [ b ] and then dropped mad shock images.

this guy sounds pretty loving rad

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
yeah too bad that didnt happen now , he'd be a king

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Al Borland posted:

Yeah? You got a hotter mom or somethin? Show some pics.

she died before digital photography was a thing

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Is her skeleton hot?

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

big duck equals goose posted:

Is her skeleton hot?

sure

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