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BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

:gizz:

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Samurai Asspirates Mom and Microwaves mom, both at once. That's my Kokoro Wish.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is that microwave taking the picture of her bending over

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
goons love those pointy chins

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i would pine for her if she was my step mom

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

Drunk & Ugly posted:

goons love those pointy chins

Pointy chins are a sign of elegance, class and a healthy lifestyle, dont hate because your chin disappeared into a sea of fat years ago :smug:

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

BombiTheZombie posted:

Pointy chins are a sign of elegance, class and a healthy lifestyle, dont hate because your chin disappeared into a sea of fat years ago :smug:

you rear end in a top hat

*stares in the mirror examining noble chin*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Are they the same Mom for two different posters?

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Revitalized
Sep 13, 2007

A free custom title is a free custom title

Lipstick Apathy

That was a good thread.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Revitalized posted:

That was a good thread.

whats it like being a mod imperialist running dog you suckup

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
This is a mediocre thread.

Shes pretty though. :3:

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
what's microwave up to these days?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Whole Internet posted:

what's microwave up to these days?

didnt he get a book deal or something

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
thats one pretty mom

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
Microwave you tinydick bitch, i know youre out there post more of you mom

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Not Today Satan posted:

I'm going to fap so hard when I get home from work.

:gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz:

not today satan

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


I bet Microwaves mom has two cars.

She seems like a cat lady.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Is that cat on drugs

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

TOILETLORD posted:

ever think that door leads to a heater? and the air vent at the bottom lets out hot air?

That's incredibly inefficient way to do that, if it's a heater putting out into ducting you are still losing heat back into the closet and if it's an old school space heater the majority of the door should be a grate.


Pohl posted:

There is probably a water heater in there.

Those should not vent into ground level it's dangerous.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hot mom

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I don't know what's worse, the goons who have never seen a girl irl apparently and are jizzing out over a ten year old picture of an ordinary mom, or the spergs freaking out over a goddamn utility closet in the background of one of said pics.

It's me caring about this thread at all. I'm the one that's worst.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


There's a spooky door in my basement oh no

oh that's the water heater

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

SirDan3k posted:

That's incredibly inefficient way to do that, if it's a heater putting out into ducting you are still losing heat back into the closet and if it's an old school space heater the majority of the door should be a grate.


Those should not vent into ground level it's dangerous.

how many lovely houses have you seen built. that's probably a lovely house.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Choco1980 posted:

I don't know what's worse, the goons who have never seen a girl irl apparently and are jizzing out over a ten year old picture of an ordinary mom, or the spergs freaking out over a goddamn utility closet in the background of one of said pics.

It's me caring about this thread at all. I'm the one that's worst.

admit it, this is the best microwave's mom thread in a year

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Choco1980 posted:

I don't know what's worse, the goons who have never seen a girl irl apparently and are jizzing out over a ten year old picture of an ordinary mom, or the spergs freaking out over a goddamn utility closet in the background of one of said pics.

It's me caring about this thread at all. I'm the one that's worst.

If you fail to see the allure of going out of the way to bug someone about their hot mom then you missed out on a fundamental part of growing up

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

hey microwave, do you want me to try giving you a baby brother or baby sister

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
who the fart is microwave

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
the other mom is hotter btw

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


psyopmonkey posted:



I bet Microwaves mom has two cars.

She seems like a cat lady.

someone gave that cat lsd

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Drunk & Ugly posted:

goons love those pointy chins

lol people like this fag should be required to post a selfie before they can comment on another person's appearance

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

mookface posted:

If you fail to see the allure of going out of the way to bug someone about their hot mom then you missed out on a fundamental part of growing up

You may have something there. The only person I knew with a hot mom once I was old enough to acknowledge that was the best friend of my college roommates, and he had a creepy oedipus complex, which changed the entire dynamic of telling him his mom was hot.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Obviously she's checking out some lovely house she can "flip" and make 50-100K with her rich sugar Daddy funding it all.

And Microwave along for the ride.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

redshirt posted:

Obviously she's checking out some lovely house she can "flip" and make 50-100K with her rich sugar Daddy funding it all.

And Microwave along for the ride.

who gives a gently caress she still looks hot as gently caress in that picture :gizz:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Microwaves mom sure is a KNOCKOUT!!!!!11!1!!ONE!!!!!!:iamafag:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

psyopmonkey posted:

Microwaves mom sure is a KNOCKOUT!!!!!11!1!!ONE!!!!!!:iamafag:



right

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

redshirt posted:

loving drat you're a terrible poster. The worst, IMO!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Wait

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
drat i've fallen into its trap.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

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