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for me it's always that stupid He-Man movie from the 80's where Dolph Lundgren is eating fried chicken and he's all "How do they put the meat on these sticks?" as if in the future they don't eat food from animals I can't eat fried chicken or chicken wings without thinking of that stupid scene my brain is full of poo poo moments like these
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In the 1986 Transformers movie there's a moment when Ultra Magnus is calling on the Autobots to beat a retreat because the Decepticons are closing in, and he says "what choice do we have?" in this weird rushed tone. It's right before he tries to open the Matrix of Leadership but can't because he's not super-special Judd Nelson-bot. For some reason that line and its weird inflection are burnt into my cerebrum and I find myself just thinking it every now and again, even though I know there's absolutely no way to quote it or reference it anywhere other than maybe the darkest pits of the nerdiest Transformers Cons and even then... Why yes I am in expensive psychotherapy why do you ask?
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Sep 11, 2014 04:33
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samuel l jackson in that movie pulp fiction when hes like "mhmmm that is a tasty burger"
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Sep 11, 2014 04:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS2NIFM2Emo
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Sep 11, 2014 04:37
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joe dirt's mother is richard ramirez
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Sep 11, 2014 04:42
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I still repeat "Candybars!!!" like from supertroopers like I'm still 15
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Sep 11, 2014 04:42
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Every time I see "generic future food glop" in a movie/tv show/whatever I remember the bit at the end of Soylent Green. http://youtu.be/8Sp-VFBbjpE
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Sep 11, 2014 04:49
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your mom goes to college
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Sep 11, 2014 04:52
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sounds like too many chili dogs dex! you have to learn to relax
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Sep 11, 2014 04:55
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I saw some movie on a foreign film channel where this russian guy had his new neighbour come over for dinner and the neighbour stone cold hosed his wife in the bathroom while he listened on. Then he goes to the tavern as he is understandably distressed, and this old guy comes up to him and tells him that he knows a man who is planning to poison his wife when he sees one? and then it turns out that if anyone ever poisons anyone ever, they become immortal and there are these immortal poisoner murder parties going down all the time and there are all these Roman emperors and middle ages guys just hanging out feeling good about poisoning people? I forget how it ends. I have never been able to find the name of the movie or any hint of it since. Did I imagine it? U be the judge.
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bitmap posted:I saw some movie on a foreign film channel where this russian guy had his new neighbour come over for dinner and the neighbour stone cold hosed his wife in the bathroom while he listened on. Then he goes to the tavern as he is understandably distressed, and this old guy comes up to him and tells him that he knows a man who is planning to poison his wife when he sees one? and then it turns out that if anyone ever poisons anyone ever, they become immortal and there are these immortal poisoner murder parties going down all the time and there are all these Roman emperors and middle ages guys just hanging out feeling good about poisoning people? I forget how it ends. I have never been able to find the name of the movie or any hint of it since. Did I imagine it? U be the judge. hell i'd watch it
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Sep 11, 2014 04:59
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Don Tacorleone posted:for me it's always that stupid He-Man movie from the 80's where Dolph Lundgren is eating fried chicken and he's all "How do they put the meat on these sticks?" as if in the future they don't eat food from animals They weren't from the future they were from an alternate dimension nerd. Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel!
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Sep 11, 2014 04:59
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When Homer says D'oh. Great line in The Simpsons Movie.
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Sep 11, 2014 05:10
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yoda dying in star wars
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Sep 11, 2014 05:15
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There's a moment in Minority Report where Tom Cruise is on the phone with Max von Sydow and he goes "YOU KNEW that something-something!" and I don't even remember the rest of the line but the hammy way he goes "YOU KNEW!" has always stuck with me.
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Sep 11, 2014 05:22
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THS posted:samuel l jackson in that movie pulp fiction when hes like "mhmmm that is a tasty burger" and every time i think about that scene i start burgin so hard for me, it's "okie dokie artichokey" from balls of fury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCRgQK6fI9M
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Sep 11, 2014 05:25
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THS posted:samuel l jackson in that movie pulp fiction when hes like "mhmmm that is a tasty burger" um that is not a lovely movie.....
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Sep 11, 2014 05:26
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backwards man the backwards man backwards man the backwards man i can go backwards as fast as you can daddy would you like some sausage freddy got fingered in general tbh
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Sep 11, 2014 05:32
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I swallowed your cum, that means something! - Vanilla Sky and everytime I get blown
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Sep 11, 2014 05:32
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"thats the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything"
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Sep 11, 2014 05:34
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mookface posted:"thats the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything" best line in that movie
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Sep 11, 2014 05:34
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I quote Jim carrey movies to myself a lot
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Sep 11, 2014 05:35
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Wait that mike Myers movie that came out when I still had baby teeth where he says "one million dollars"
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Sep 11, 2014 05:37
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I actually still sarcastically reply "and I wish I had a gold plated toilet" to people because I'm a dad hah hah 
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Sep 11, 2014 05:55
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yeahh i can see that.
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Sep 11, 2014 05:57
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When citizen Kane says play it again sam
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LifeSizePotato posted:best line in that movie great film
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Sep 11, 2014 06:04
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sean connery as the cg dragon in dragonheart: I AM THE LASHT ONE!
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Sep 11, 2014 06:06
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James Bond, Skyfall, the old orphanage scene being invaded by the troops. The old man blasts the bad guy with a shotgun, and says "Welcome to Scotland."
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Sep 11, 2014 09:20
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FirstAidKite posted:backwards man the backwards man backwards man the backwards man i can go backwards as fast as you can yes mookface posted:"thats the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything" i was going to say "hey wheres this from it sounds really familiar" then i looked it up and what the fuuuuck
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Sep 11, 2014 09:31
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Sep 11, 2014 09:35
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乗りたいか！鉄雄ォ！
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Sep 11, 2014 09:36
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"Why don't you put Sevruga in a Beluga tin, charge me for Sevruga and that way everybody's happy except the fish."
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Sep 11, 2014 09:40
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This squeeky noise the kid makes at the beginning of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMy1zO8m8sM
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Sep 11, 2014 09:42
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Anytime someone says something along the lines of "yeah but you do (this)!" as an excuse, Jon Lovitz's voice pops in my head "I'm not touching it with my mouth, I'm not suckin' on the dashboard!! "
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Sep 11, 2014 10:05
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That time in Scary Movie where the guy got killed by a dick.
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Sep 11, 2014 15:09
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DITTY MAO!!!
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There was some movie on one of those dvds that have like 25 horror movies on it for five bucks where the villain, in a super-posh British accent, says something like "try not to be a complete rear end in a top hat". Something about the way he says it is really funny.
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Sep 11, 2014 15:33
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 Where is my poofter?
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Actually that movie is great and good
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