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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

here is a pizza i ate today



it was delicious

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

i clicked this thread and now my monitor is only in 800x600 and all the colours have hosed up.

the power of satan at work.

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

no really i need a new monitor now, gently caress you satan.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
well maybe it's time to make the switch... to Satan! :devil:

i wouldn't recommend just waltzing in here if you praise anything other than The Devil Himself

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh




:nws: http://i.imgur.com/TeoYvuM.jpg

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

i've never saved a porn to my computer, but i kinda want to save this

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
but i won't

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

but i won't

resisting temptation in the satan thread?! :catstare:

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
save everything

save pictures

save the last slice of pizza

save your soul for satan

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Ericadia posted:

resisting temptation in the satan thread?! :catstare:

i just ask "what would satan do?" and that is to go back to this thread and look it up on the internet via reverse image search if i have to. that's a lot smarter than storing it on my local disk. satan wouldn't do that.

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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As Islamic State dominates the world stage with brutal mass murders, gruesome videos to world leaders and omnipresence on social media, Iraq – perhaps the hardest-hit nation by the self-proclaimed caliphate – has taken to the airwaves to give its take on the root cause of the extremist group.

A satire show broadcast on an Iraqi TV network depicts an arranged marriage between Satan and a Jewish woman. As celebratory music plays in the background, wedding preparations are underway in a Middle Eastern desert. The marriage "has a purpose," the man officiating the wedding explains, as the video pans to the bride and groom. "We will name our child ISIS," the parents-to-be say in unison.

Much to their delight, after taking their vows, the happy couple has a child: an ISIS fighter who emerges from an egg, fully equipped for battle.

As Satan and his Jewish wife raise their ISIS soldier, the rituals of the rising terrorist group are mocked in the clip – from the infamous black-and-white Islamic State flag, to the "throat slittings," and to various forms of punishments inflicted on "infidels" according to Sharia law.

http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Watch-Jewish-woman-and-Satan-give-birth-to-ISIS-on-Iraqi-TV-375299

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

As Islamic State dominates the world stage with brutal mass murders, gruesome videos to world leaders and omnipresence on social media, Iraq – perhaps the hardest-hit nation by the self-proclaimed caliphate – has taken to the airwaves to give its take on the root cause of the extremist group.

A satire show broadcast on an Iraqi TV network depicts an arranged marriage between Satan and a Jewish woman. As celebratory music plays in the background, wedding preparations are underway in a Middle Eastern desert. The marriage "has a purpose," the man officiating the wedding explains, as the video pans to the bride and groom. "We will name our child ISIS," the parents-to-be say in unison.

Much to their delight, after taking their vows, the happy couple has a child: an ISIS fighter who emerges from an egg, fully equipped for battle.

As Satan and his Jewish wife raise their ISIS soldier, the rituals of the rising terrorist group are mocked in the clip – from the infamous black-and-white Islamic State flag, to the "throat slittings," and to various forms of punishments inflicted on "infidels" according to Sharia law.

http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Watch-Jewish-woman-and-Satan-give-birth-to-ISIS-on-Iraqi-TV-375299

i have a theory that ISIS changed their name to IS because some nerd showed them episodes of archer



it's me, the nerd

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
although why you wouldn't want hot, cocaine eating pam on your terrorist team i don't even want to know :happyelf: :gay:

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

duTrieux. posted:

here is a pizza i ate today



it was delicious

one time i went to a pizza place that served the "rudimentary penne"

ok that's my pizza story

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weNO9k1TXS0

Avenging Dentist fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Sep 15, 2014

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

duTrieux. posted:

here is a pizza i ate today



it was delicious

that looks like it would taste good

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

good news guys this thread didnt kill my monitor it actually killed my graphics card instead

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Widdiful posted:

good news guys this thread didnt kill my monitor it actually killed my graphics card instead

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
hail

:nws: http://youtu.be/LTqFXfn3kdo :nws:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/GFGbnNC.jpg :nws:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/JywfoPJ.png :nws:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/1w5KKtu.jpg :nws:

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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cue bill hicks screaming sucking satan's cock.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

duTrieux. posted:

here is a pizza i ate today



it was delicious

sriarcher sauce

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh


H A I L Z



A N D



H O R N Z

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



print this out for your kids and teach em the good poo poo

HAIL SATAN







http://thesatanictemple.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Activity_Book.pdf

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

hell satan

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

the satanic temple is fighting the good fight :911:

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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having christians pray before and after they hit you is pretty ironic.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh
it's too bad it's the satanic temple doing all that and not something like the temple of the black light* because it'd be real funny watching people react to hardcore theistic satanism instead of the larp version of humanism that tst likes

* their old name was way cooler tho: the misanthropic luciferian order

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003



photobombed by satan

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
if god is so powerful why did he let satan get all the cool poo poo like rock n roll and drugs??

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/vJEbUS0.jpg

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