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movements inside the toilet? better shoot at the door!
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I had movements in the toilet and lived to tell about it.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:32
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i love how she reads out even elipses in her paper as "dot dot dot".
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Sep 11, 2014 11:33
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If you're going to murder someone shoot them through a door. This gets you a pass on a lot.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:33
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loving hell not guilty of murder at all. Means its now manslaughter at most.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:33
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Rakosi posted:i love how she reads out even elipses in her paper as "dot dot dot". i do love her accent. it's very nice.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:35
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We all know robbers like to eat the poo poo out of the bathroom.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:35
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The judge is really drawing this poo poo out lol EDIT: another adjournment ffs
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Sep 11, 2014 11:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALQEKlvN20E mods please embed this in the thread tia
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Sep 11, 2014 11:35
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did the white guy do it
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Sep 11, 2014 11:36
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gently caress this.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:36
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if you want to murder your famil and get away with it just say that it was like really dark and u heard a mystery noise then gun them down lol
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Sep 11, 2014 11:36
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hmmm this is OJ all over again. what the gently caress logic does this judge have? "he could not have reasonably foreseen that by firing the gun he was going to kill the person behind the door".
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Sep 11, 2014 11:36
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:did the white guy do it he did shoot, but he will not be convicted.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:36
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wish literally anything would happen What time is it in africa
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Sep 11, 2014 11:37
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The only reason he was even a sprinting champion was that when the starter's pistol went off, all his competitors would duck for cover.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:37
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White man 1 Justice 0 Now we just need Mike Brown Trial to make the score 2 to 0
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Sep 11, 2014 11:38
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Mr. Flunchy posted:They're being tried separately in the robot court. lol i just saw this message I laughed way too hard I should sleep.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:39
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this their septemember 11th
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Sep 11, 2014 11:39
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lol if youve never killed ur wife/fiance
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Sep 11, 2014 11:40
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At the rate they are making excuses for his actions he's going to leave with a medal for bravery for facing down that bathroom door.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:40
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did anyone make any leg jokes yet
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Sep 11, 2014 11:42
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"And from all the evidence, I can conclusively say that she jumped in front of all the bullets intentionally."
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Sep 11, 2014 11:42
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Yo I fired four shots through the door how was I supposed to know it was gonna kill the person on the other side
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Sep 11, 2014 11:42
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This video sucks nothing is happening
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Sep 11, 2014 11:43
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oh my god There's someone in the bathroom! *Gets a gun and shoots the bathroom four times* Whoops, turns out it was my woman 
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Sep 11, 2014 11:46
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From the bbc feed: 11:48: To recap: Judge Thokozile Masipa has now dismissed all the possible murder charges in the Oscar Pistorius trial. The only two remaining charges are either culpable homicide or acquittal
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Sep 11, 2014 11:52
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It looks like South Africa is about to take the brave step of legalising murder
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Sep 11, 2014 11:54
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Crewmine posted:It looks like South Africa is about to take the brave step of legalising murder Its always been legal for a white Olympic medal winner. Was his girlfriend black? That's the real question. If she was a blonde white woman this is big news. E: Holy poo poo she was  I guess this means succeed at sports and you can get away with anything!
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Sep 11, 2014 11:56
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I'm good at dotes, who can I kill
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Sep 11, 2014 12:00
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midnightclimax posted:I'm good at dotes, who can I kill Well if you're in Florida you might qualify for young black males. Or possibly young middle eastern males if they have a beard and they claim they said something about bomb and allah.
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Sep 11, 2014 12:02
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Apparently, if a person is behind a door and you shoot at them; you can't be expected to believe that those shots will kill them. ehhhhhh
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Sep 11, 2014 12:02
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how to get away with murder; place victim behind door first
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Sep 11, 2014 12:05
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From the Judge:quote:Casting doubt on witness accounts of hearing a woman's screams, Masipa said "none of the witnesses had ever heard the accused cry or scream, let alone when he was anxious," apparently acknowledging the possibility that the defense argument that Pistorius had been screaming in a high-pitched voice. The witnesses don't know poo poo because I say so. Oscar screams like a little girl.
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Just caught up on bbc news live feed. quote:How could the accused have reasonably foreseen the shot he fired would have killed the deceased? Clearly he did not subjectively foresee this, that he would have killed the person behind the door, let alone the deceased," says Judge Masipa. Did the judge really say this? Private Eye fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Sep 11, 2014 |
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Sep 11, 2014 12:07
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Private Eye posted:Just caught up on bbc new's live feed.
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Sep 11, 2014 12:08
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He fired those shots wishing the best for the person on the other side of that door.
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Sep 11, 2014 12:11
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happyhippy posted:From the Judge: So this is why he's crying
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Private Eye posted:Just caught up on bbc news live feed. yes. the door defence. gonna go down in history like the glove thing.
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Rakosi posted:yes. If there's four in the door you must adore
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