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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
noooooo, a cliffhanger !!!!

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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
Hahahah this judge is the best. loving bril

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
guess they ran out of time for today

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

This black South African woman grew up in poverty during apartied, and now she's trolling the entire world. That's really fuckin' inspiring.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
he can put his feet up tonight. no murder charge but probably an impending manslaughter one

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
tune in tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion of AFRICAN JUSTICE

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
hope the judge isn't getting cold feet

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

theyre going to convene for 5 mins tomorrow so she can say two more sentences, hit him with involuntary manslaughter, and then watch him dance around on his flippers to the delight of audiences around the world

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

calling it now: he hangs himself tonight

not because suicide is good or funny but because he is an awful human

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rakosi posted:

Hahahah this judge is the best. loving bril

If someone here on SA is from SA and shoots a person in a toilet cubicle (the type of ammunition used is irrelevant), just admit it and avoid wasting everyone's time.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

Rambling Robot posted:

If someone here on SA is from SA and shoots a person in a toilet cubicle (the type of ammunition used is irrelevant), just admit it and avoid wasting everyone's time.

this would never happen unless there's another toilet nearby for the shooter to sit on

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Ray Rice got suspended indefinitely, what did this guy get?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Fetus Tree posted:

Ray Rice got suspended indefinitely, what did this guy get?

hes the president of south africa now

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

hahaha appears to be about to drop a guilty verdict and then adjourns wtf is this a reality show?

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Phoon posted:

hahaha appears to be about to drop a guilty verdict and then adjourns wtf is this a reality show?

yes

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i'm a celebrity bachelor, get me out of here

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i hope she lets him off with a warning

"think on your feet young man"

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

FOUR IN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR

Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW

Fetus Tree posted:

Ray Rice got suspended indefinitely, what did this guy get?

The NFL backtracked and said there is still a chance he can play again. White blond chicks married to sports stars are the new black.

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I'm surprised there was no mention of the super-destructo instant death whirlygig bullets that could take down a rhino or a plane. He fired 4 of those fuckers into a small enclosed space, that's some stone cold murdering right there. Fucks sake.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!


And we're back. Let's see what he gets for Homicide.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

drink every time the judge says "toilet" "cubicle" "door" "cricket bat" or mentions his girlish Ned Flanders-like screaming.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
I gave up watching this last night, glad I did because they didnt even get to it.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
How long is this bullshit meant to go for

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Fruity Gordo posted:

How long is this bullshit meant to go for

estimate a reasonable amount of time. add two hours, plus an hour lunch break. then add two more hours and an extra day.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

im pretty sure shes just reading her written opinion from the bench and its probably 150+ pages soooo

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
So I SHOULD go down the street and buy wine and chips

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
The ever victorious Oscar Pistorius

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

why are they even giving a verdict on these two unrelated firearms charges?

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Verdict? I thought they'll still wait a couple of weeks with that.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
If they don't acquit white OJ I won't know what's real anymore

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

#willoscarvomit?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

midnightclimax posted:

Verdict? I thought they'll still wait a couple of weeks with that.

the judge has 1305 pages left to read.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it's still going on?!?!?!?!

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I love the black judge

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
Also it's already been announced that sentencing will take place in another few months or something and since it's pretty much certain he'll get culpable homicide there is no reason to watch this poo poo at all.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
mister pistorius, please stand up


uh, as best you can




any day now

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

culpable homo-cide

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

flakeloaf posted:

calling it now: he hangs himself tonight

not because suicide is good or funny but because he is an awful human

lmao if you think a rich white afrikaaner feels guilty about literally anything

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Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
NOT GUILTY FOR MURDER

GUILTY OF CULPABLE HOMICIDE

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