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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
people talk about life hacks, but this is the closest thing i've seen to it. 6.50 for a decent bottle of wine, 750 ml, that can get me drunk? instead of 10$ for a 12 pack of beers? let's talk, Big Liquor.

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Augustin Iturbide
Jun 4, 2012
it's not a bottle though

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
this is boring now

also its called goon

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Rapman the Cook posted:

this is boring now

also its called goon

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Augustin Iturbide posted:

it's not a bottle though

i thought it was called box wine cause it was in a box. did I just gently caress up?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

klapman posted:

i thought it was called box wine cause it was in a box. did I just gently caress up?

Yes and you said you got a bottle. LIES

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A box of wine is a plastic bag of wine in a box with a spigot and is usually 3L-4L

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

mookface posted:

A box of wine is a plastic bag of wine in a box with a spigot and is usually 3L-4L


redshirt posted:

Yes and you said you got a bottle. LIES

i will never forget this day

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't buy box wine anymore...It makes me do things...I am not proud of.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Box wine rules cuz it's less messy and creates fewer fruit flies.

What is it with wine and fruit flies? Do they live in the wine, waiting for you to open the cork?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

red or white

also


Rapman the Cook posted:

also its called goon

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oh it was something else anyway never mind :):)

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Slap the bag, OP

Augustin Iturbide
Jun 4, 2012

Absalom Baird posted:

Slap the bag, OP

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
New GBS wine meme.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've never drank it but box wine owns. it's thousands of years of winemaking tradition and pretentious foppery in a box for like 7 dollars

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

like serving foie gras on a paper plate

Augustin Iturbide
Jun 4, 2012
you might be the only person who drinks box wine as revenge against tradition

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


nothing says class more than one of these

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

mookface posted:



nothing says class more than one of these

sorry but

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
*that episode of Sunny where theyre drinking wine out of cans*

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


When you're looking for hotties at target, hang around that display of "the box" cube o' wine

You know they want to party

the hotties

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Christmas Miracle posted:

like serving foie gras on a paper plate

Big solo cup of caviar.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I just bought xbox one

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


box wine is great when you are just like 'gently caress it gotta drink some cheap swill that has higher alcohol content then the cheap beer'

like those days when you aren't feelikng a handle of zelko vodka but you still want to get shitfaced and puke into someones shoe

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

don't get me wrong, there are many traditions i'm fond of but sometimes you just want to drink wine to get drunk as gently caress and not to stand around in your fancy hat talking about boats and oakey undertones

Augustin Iturbide
Jun 4, 2012
i am imagining a well-dressed man shaving chips off an oak tree into a wine glass

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


wine is good but it can make u fat op dont drink too much

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Doesn't light break down booze and wine anyway so slapping it in an opaque box is good for it right?

Course that violates the whole illusion of wine being some sort of high class thing.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a gentleman urinates into a wine glass lets it breathe and then pours it smoothly into the toilet or a lovers anus

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
taking the bag out of the box and drinking directly from the bag turns it from pathetic boxed wine into astronaut space wine

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Antifreeze Head posted:

taking the bag out of the box and drinking directly from the bag turns it from pathetic boxed wine into astronaut space wine

Slip the bag into a Camelbak then you got space wine in a backpack with a mouth tube.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Empty the original wine container into pints glasses and loving down it

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Get drunk on Space Bags for less than $10.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Christmas Miracle posted:

don't get me wrong, there are many traditions i'm fond of but sometimes you just want to drink wine to get drunk as gently caress and not to stand around in your fancy hat talking about boats and oakey undertones

box wine goes pretty well with boats, once the bag's empty you can blow it back up and use it as a lovely life preserver

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

butt chug all of it

naem
May 29, 2011

One of my first girlfriends used to sneak me over to her grandmas house and we drank her box wine from the fridge and had nerd sex in the basement

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Let me help you guys out with proper wine-in-a-box etiquette:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

naem posted:

One of my first girlfriends used to sneak me over to her grandmas house and we drank her box wine from the fridge and had nerd sex in the basement
where can i find the rest of this erotic fiction

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naem
May 29, 2011

gary oldmans diary posted:

where can i find the rest of this erotic fiction

In my pnats

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